Luyện nghe bài hát Famous Youtuber

Hi! My name's Shane Dawson. I'm a youtuber.
With lots of fans and of money and both of those things make me very happy
Honest!
If you want to be a famous youtuber me, just follow these steps
we go
If you want to be a famous youtube star, got lots of tips
If you want to be a youtube star, just listen to this
Go to college for film
Take a class on creative
Don't your buisness masters degree
Haha! kidding
'Cause all you need, is to facetune all selfies
like a cartoon!
And act like you're eighteen, even though really thirty three
feet!
And make lots of money, literally everything
Because one day, you'll be
If you want to be a famous youtube star, exploit your
get over here!
Make sure all your video are, you and the girl you're with
And even if you're fighting everyday, like your love life is going great
Tag all your pics #relationshipgoals
I we should break up.
Okay!
I'll get a million views on our up vid
I'm so sad!
I wish I had some kids, so I could force them to do
Eat it!
I want a health crisis, so I can vlog the recovery
Oh no, I'm
kidding! Only on the inside
- e - Oh!
Refresh your social page all day and all night
- e - Oh!
You never have to go outside
- e - Oh!
I havn't for like thirty days
- e - Oh!
It doesn't 'cause everyone that cares about me is behind a screen
Hi friends!
Hi Shane!
you guys, I'd be literally nothing!
*Gasp* Oh no! Well, I guess it was to happen sooner or later.
Good thing I prepared for this. Wow!
was close! Ha!
If you want to be a famous youtube star, prank all your friends
Gotcha!
Force them to do dumb ass challenges, that are and dangerous
There's so blood!
And then when you hit ten million subs, throw a for you and all your buds
Uploading pics on insta #squadgoalsaf
on guys!
Guys?
Huh, I nobody got the invite. That's wierd
sure that all your tweets, are about all your buisness meetings
I'm actually just to chipotle!
Vlog your entire day, even you're out driving
And last but not least, sure you have a plan B
For your life, soon no one will be watching
Nope!
No one will be
Ahahaha! Well there you go.
Hope you the tips!
And sure to hit that like button!
'Cause every like is day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and cause a slow painful death
Hahahaha!
Bye