Luyện nghe bài hát Famous Youtuber

Hi! My name's Dawson. I'm a famous youtuber.
With lots of fans and of money and both of those things make me very happy
Honest!
If you want to be a famous youtuber like me, follow these steps
we go
If you want to be a famous youtube star, I've got of tips
If you want to be a youtube star, just listen to this
Go to college for making
Take a class on creative
Don't your buisness masters degree
Haha! Just
all you need, is to facetune all your selfies
Look a cartoon!
And act like you're eighteen, even though you're really thirty
feet!
And make lots of money, selling everything
Because one day, be nothing
If you want to be a youtube star, exploit your relationships
get over here!
Make all your video thumbnails are, you and the girl you're with
And even if you're fighting everyday, like your love life is going great
Tag all your with #relationshipgoals
I we should break up.
Okay!
I'll get a views on our break up vid
I'm so sad!
I wish I had kids, so I could force them to do challenges
Eat it!
I want a health crisis, so I can vlog the recovery
Oh no, I'm
Just kidding! Only on the
- e - Oh!
Refresh your social media page all day and all
- e - Oh!
You never have to go outside
- e - Oh!
I havn't for like thirty days
- e - Oh!
It doesn't matter 'cause everyone that cares about me is behind a
Hi friends!
Hi Shane!
you guys, I'd be literally nothing!
*Gasp* Oh no! Well, I guess it was bound to sooner or later.
Good I prepared for this. *gasp* Wow!
was close! Ha!
If you want to be a famous youtube star, prank all your friends
Gotcha!
them to do dumb ass challenges, that are stupid and dangerous
There's so blood!
And then when you hit ten million subs, throw a for you and all your buds
Uploading pics on insta with
on guys!
Guys?
Huh, I guess nobody got the invite. That's
sure that all your tweets, are about all your buisness meetings
I'm just going to chipotle!
Vlog your entire day, when you're out driving
And last but not least, make you have a plan B
For your life, 'cause soon no one be watching
Nope!
No one be watching
Ahahaha! Well there you go.
you enjoyed the tips!
And sure to hit that like button!
'Cause like is another day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and cause a slow painful death
Hahahaha!
Bye