Luyện nghe bài hát Ernie Questions His Existence

"Hey Bert, it's--"
"-Aak-Eek-Aak!--"
Ernie: "--time for our checker game." (Ernie apologetic.)
Bert: "Oh Ernie, you me! I thought you weren't here."
Ernie: "Well I'm not then."
"What do you mean?"
Ernie: "You're usually about most things, Bert."
(modest) "Welllllllll ..."
Ernie: "And if you I'm not here ... then maybe I'm not!"
Bert: "Good! If not here, Ernie, then I can go back to reading my book."
(Bert does go for about two seconds, as Ernie starts to get worried.)
Ernie: "But the question is ... If I'm not ..."
(to himself) "Oh no ..."
Ernie: (worried) "... then ... Am I?"
Bert: "It's to be one of those days."
(Ernie a pair of binoculars and looks out the window with them)
Bert: "Ernie ... (irritated) Ernie, are you doing?"
Ernie: "I'm for me, Bert! (pause) I thought I might be out taking a walk on Sesame Street, but I don't see me anywhere. (pause) Then if I'm not out on Sesame Street ---- I must be Lost!!"
"I don't believe this."
Ernie: "I'm lost! (he's really upset by now) Out there, all alone, wandering through some spooky forest, or down some road ... This is terrible! (starts to cry) I'll never see me again!"
"Ernie!"
Ernie: (sniff) "I me!"
"Ernie, will you stop that! Now, I can prove to you that You Are Here. Now, get our hand mirror. (Ernie picks it up.) Now, what's that?"
Ernie: "Oh, a mirror."
"No, no, I mean look inside!"
Ernie: (looks in the mirror) "I see ... me, Bert! me in the mirror, Bert!"
Bert: "Right! And if you see yourself in the , that means--"
Ernie: "That means I must be Here! Gee, thanks, Bert! (smiles at the reflection) I missed me! (Ernie goes back to Bert, tapping him on the shoulder as before) Hey Bert. it's time--"
"Aak-Eek-Aak!"
Ernie: " ... for our game! I'm here!"
Bert: (angry) "Ernie, we can not checkers!"
"Why not, Bert? I'm here!"
Bert: (angry) "That's right, you're here, Ernie! BUT I'M NOT!" (marches out and slams door, leaving rather surprised.)