Luyện nghe bài hát Ernie Questions His Existence

"Hey Bert, it's--"
"-Aak-Eek-Aak!--"
Ernie: "--time for our game." (Ernie looks apologetic.)
Bert: "Oh Ernie, you me! I thought you weren't here."
"Well maybe I'm not then."
"What do you mean?"
Ernie: "You're right about most things, Bert."
(modest) "Welllllllll ..."
Ernie: "And if you think I'm not here ... maybe I'm not!"
"Good! If you're not here, Ernie, then I can go back to reading my book."
(Bert does go read for about two seconds, as starts to get worried.)
Ernie: "But the question is ... If I'm not ..."
(to himself) "Oh no ..."
Ernie: (worried) "... ... Where Am I?"
Bert: "It's to be one of those days."
(Ernie a pair of binoculars and looks out the window with them)
Bert: "Ernie ... (irritated) Ernie, are you doing?"
Ernie: "I'm for me, Bert! (pause) I thought I might be out taking a walk on Sesame Street, but I don't see me anywhere. (pause) Then if I'm not out on Sesame Street ---- I must be Lost!!"
Bert: "I don't this."
Ernie: "I'm lost! (he's really upset by now) Out there, all alone, wandering through some spooky forest, or some lonesome road ... This is terrible! (starts to cry) I'll never see me again!"
"Ernie!"
Ernie: (sniff) "I me!"
Bert: "Ernie, will you stop that! Now, I can prove to you You Are Here. Now, get our hand mirror. (Ernie picks it up.) Now, what's that?"
Ernie: "Oh, a mirror."
Bert: "No, no, I mean inside!"
(looks in the mirror) "I see ... me, Bert! That's me in the mirror, Bert!"
Bert: "Right! And if you see yourself in the mirror , means--"
Ernie: "That means I be Here! Gee, thanks, Bert! (smiles at the reflection) I missed me! (Ernie then goes back to Bert, tapping him on the shoulder as before) Hey Bert. it's time--"
"Aak-Eek-Aak!"
Ernie: " ... for our game! I'm here!"
(angry) "Ernie, we can not play checkers!"
Ernie: "Why not, I'm here!"
Bert: (angry) "That's right, you're here, Ernie! BUT I'M NOT!" (marches out and door, leaving Ernie rather surprised.)