Luyện nghe bài hát Ernie Questions His Existence

"Hey Bert, it's--"
"-Aak-Eek-Aak!--"
Ernie: "--time for our checker game." (Ernie apologetic.)
Bert: "Oh Ernie, you scared me! I thought you here."
Ernie: "Well I'm not then."
"What do you mean?"
Ernie: "You're right about most things, Bert."
(modest) "Welllllllll ..."
Ernie: "And if you think I'm not here ... maybe I'm not!"
Bert: "Good! If not here, Ernie, then I can go back to reading my book."
(Bert does go for about two seconds, as Ernie starts to get worried.)
Ernie: "But the is ... If I'm not here ..."
(to himself) "Oh no ..."
Ernie: (worried) "... then ... Am I?"
Bert: "It's going to be one of days."
(Ernie gets a pair of binoculars and looks out the with them)
"Ernie ... (irritated) Ernie, what are you doing?"
Ernie: "I'm for me, Bert! (pause) I thought I might be out taking a walk on Sesame Street, but I don't see me anywhere. (pause) Then if I'm not out on Sesame Street ---- I must be Lost!!"
Bert: "I don't this."
Ernie: "I'm lost! (he's really upset by now) Out there, all alone, wandering through some spooky forest, or down lonesome road ... This is terrible! (starts to cry) I'll never see me again!"
"Ernie!"
Ernie: (sniff) "I me!"
Bert: "Ernie, will you stop that! Now, I can prove to you that You Are Here. Now, get our hand mirror. (Ernie picks it up.) Now, that?"
"Oh, it's a mirror."
Bert: "No, no, I mean inside!"
Ernie: (looks in the mirror) "I see ... me, Bert! me in the mirror, Bert!"
"Right! And if you see yourself in the mirror , that means--"
Ernie: "That means I must be Here! Gee, thanks, Bert! (smiles at the reflection) I me! (Ernie then goes back to Bert, tapping him on the shoulder as before) Hey Bert. it's time--"
"Aak-Eek-Aak!"
Ernie: " ... for our game! I'm here!"
(angry) "Ernie, we can not play checkers!"
Ernie: "Why not, I'm here!"
Bert: (angry) "That's right, you're here, Ernie! BUT I'M NOT!" (marches out and door, leaving Ernie rather surprised.)