Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think you're nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you just me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cerebral to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I aced my entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My retainer and connect to a back brace.
I've got a protector protector.
I broke my glasses on purpose, so I could em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type no one will see.
You're a geek that means just a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
That's I'm a geek,
got brains and a personality.
I wear my sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are things you can't learn in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
You're so early 2013,
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool a thing.
I use an app to pork with the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad there's no app to neutralize B.O.
While you're lost in Second Life letting your grow long,
be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I look so in chain mail that it's not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party?
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than fake army.
I Dungeons and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still kick your Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the only one getting invited to.
Your life is Skyrim,
An endless of solitude.

(Nerd)
you beat Angry Birds,
You're not a gamer cause you battle your friends words.
You on cute icons, I execute commands.
Do you really need a to teach you garage band?

(Geek)
I the first ROFLCOPTER,
And took in when I was 12,
I'm an early adopter.
I can wear Glass without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us good pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You 16 gigs of RAM
To a Steve Jobs Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
Your face is control
I troll Brony you look like an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your iPhone autocorrect your dumb

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me this infographic I made,
illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I haven't met a woman
Of a high caliber.
The only you have
Are on your calendar.

(Geek)
You're losing battle,
foam sword won't help.
In the future you'll randomly access this
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I I built a dancing robot?

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner about your jeans,
Do you even know URL means?

(Geek)
You don't know what you're about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a example of the inverse ratio
Between the of the mouth and the size of the brain.