Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you you're doing nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you call me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
my cerebral cortex to my gluteus.
Back in I aced my college entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My retainer and connect to a back brace.
got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I broke my glasses on purpose, so I could em together.
Run back to Reddit, and stuff no one will see.
You're a geek that means you're just a wannabe.

(Geek)
That's I'm a geek,
got brains and a personality.
I my glasses sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are some things you learn in a class,
Or else I'd you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
just so early 2013,
I was the cool form of uncool uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair pork the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad no app to neutralize your B.O.
While lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and mom.

(Nerd)
grooming's not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain mail that not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party?
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than fake army.
I tried Dungeons and once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still kick your Creed post-mortem.
party's the only one you're getting invited to.
Your is like Skyrim,
An quest of solitude.

(Nerd)
Oooh you Angry Birds,
You're not a cause you battle your friends with words.
You click on cute icons, I commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to teach you garage

(Geek)
I the first ROFLCOPTER,
And took in orphans I was 12,
I'm an early adopter.
I can wear Google without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can us some good pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You 16 gigs of RAM
To a Steve Jobs Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
face is birth control
I Brony sites you look like an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your autocorrect your dumb haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me tweet this I made,
That illustrates the you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just haven't met a
Of a high caliber.
The only you have
Are on go-go-google calendar.

(Geek)
You're this battle,
Your sword won't help.
In the future you'll access this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a dancing

(Robot)
No one a Shatner about your skinny jeans,
Do you even know URL means?

(Geek)
You don't what you're Tolkien about
oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the ratio
Between the size of the and the size of the brain.