Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think you're doing
(Nerd)
Did you call me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
my cerebral cortex to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I aced my college exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My retainer and headgear connect to a brace.
I've got a protector protector.
I broke my glasses on purpose, so I tape em together.
Run back to Reddit, and stuff no one will see.
a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
That's I'm a geek,
got brains and a personality.
I my glasses sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are some things you can't in a class,
Or I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
just so early 2013,
I was the cool form of before uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair pork with the Bordeaux,
Too bad there's no app to neutralize B.O.
While you're lost in Second Life your fingernails grow long,
I'll be up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain mail it's not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play army.
I Dungeons and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still your Assassin's Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the one you're getting invited to.
Your life is Skyrim,
An endless of solitude.

(Nerd)
you beat Angry Birds,
You're not a gamer cause you battle your with words.
You click on icons, I execute commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to teach you garage

(Geek)
I landed the ROFLCOPTER,
And took in when I was 12,
Cause I'm an adopter.
I can wear Glass without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us good pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You 16 gigs of RAM
To a Steve Jobs Doc?
I keep an ram in my PC, his name is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
Your is birth control
I troll Brony sites you look an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
"You just suck! n";]
Can your iPhone autocorrect your dumb

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me this infographic I made,
illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just haven't met a
Of a high caliber.
The only dates you
Are on your calendar.

(Geek)
losing this battle,
Your foam sword help.
In the future randomly access this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a robot?

(Robot)
No one a Shatner about your skinny jeans,
Do you even know URL means?

(Geek)
You don't know what you're about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic of the inverse ratio
the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.