Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think doing nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you just me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cortex to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I my college entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My retainer and headgear connect to a brace.
got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I broke my glasses on purpose, so I could em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type stuff no one see.
You're a geek that means you're just a wannabe.

(Geek)
That's I'm a geek,
I've got and a personality.
I wear my sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are some things you learn in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
You're so early 2013,
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool a thing.
I use an app to pair pork with the Bordeaux,
Too bad no app to neutralize your B.O.
While lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I so good in chain mail that it's not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't LARP for Loser And Reject Party?
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play army.
I tried and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the one you're getting invited to.
life is like Skyrim,
An endless of solitude.

(Nerd)
you beat Angry Birds,
You're not a gamer you battle your friends with words.
You click on icons, I execute commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to you garage band?

(Geek)
I the first ROFLCOPTER,
And took in when I was 12,
I'm an early adopter.
I can Google Glass without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us good pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You need 16 of RAM
To watch a Jobs Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
Your is birth control
I troll sites you look like an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your autocorrect your dumb haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me tweet infographic I made,
That illustrates the you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I haven't met a woman
Of a enough caliber.
The dates you have
Are on go-go-google calendar.

(Geek)
You're this battle,
Your foam won't help.
In the future randomly access this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a dancing

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner about skinny jeans,
Do you even know what URL

(Geek)
You know what you're Tolkien about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the ratio
Between the size of the mouth and the of the brain.