Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think doing nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you just me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cerebral to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I aced my entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My retainer and headgear to a back brace.
got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I broke my on purpose, so I could tape em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type no one will see.
You're a geek that means just a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
That's I'm a geek,
got brains and a personality.
I my glasses sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are some things you can't in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Outcast'.
You're so early 2013,
I was the cool of uncool before uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pork with the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad there's no app to your B.O.
While you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails long,
I'll be up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom.

(Nerd)
grooming's not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain mail that it's not Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Party?
I'd rather cosplay with than play fake army.
I tried and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still kick your Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the only one you're invited to.
Your is like Skyrim,
An quest of solitude.

(Nerd)
you beat Angry Birds,
You're not a cause you battle your friends with words.
You click on cute icons, I commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to you garage band?

(Geek)
I landed the ROFLCOPTER,
And in orphans when I was 12,
I'm an early adopter.
I can Google Glass without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us some pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You need 16 of RAM
To watch a Steve Doc?
I an actual ram in my PC, his name is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
face is birth control
I troll sites you look like an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your autocorrect your dumb haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me this infographic I made,
That illustrates the you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just met a woman
Of a high caliber.
The dates you have
Are on your calendar.

(Geek)
You're losing battle,
foam sword won't help.
In the future you'll randomly this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a dancing

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner about your jeans,
Do you even know URL means?

(Geek)
You don't what you're Tolkien about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho

(Both)
You know,
You are a example of the inverse ratio
Between the of the mouth and the size of the brain.