Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think you're doing
(Nerd)
Did you just me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cerebral to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I aced my entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get my straight A's.
My retainer and headgear connect to a brace.
I've got a protector protector.
I broke my on purpose, so I could tape em together.
Run to Reddit, and type stuff no one will see.
You're a geek means you're just a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
That's I'm a geek,
got brains and a personality.
I my glasses sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are some things you learn in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Outcast'.
You're just so 2013,
I was the form of uncool before uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair pork with the Bordeaux,
Too bad there's no app to neutralize B.O.
you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain mail that not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't stand for Loser And Reject Party?
I'd rather cosplay with than play fake army.
I Dungeons and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the only one you're getting to.
life is like Skyrim,
An endless of solitude.

(Nerd)
Oooh you beat Birds,
You're not a gamer cause you battle friends with words.
You click on icons, I execute commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to teach you garage

(Geek)
I the first ROFLCOPTER,
And took in orphans I was 12,
I'm an early adopter.
I can wear Google Glass looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us some pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You need 16 of RAM
To watch a Steve Doc?
I an actual ram in my PC, his name is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
Your is birth control
I troll sites you look like an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
"You just suck! n";]
Can your iPhone autocorrect your haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me this infographic I made,
That illustrates the fact never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just met a woman
Of a high caliber.
The dates you have
Are on go-go-google calendar.

(Geek)
You're this battle,
foam sword won't help.
In the future randomly access this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a robot?

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner about skinny jeans,
Do you even know URL means?

(Geek)
You don't know what you're Tolkien
oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the ratio
Between the of the mouth and the size of the brain.