Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think doing nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you just me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cortex to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I my college entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get my straight A's.
My retainer and connect to a back brace.
got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I my glasses on purpose, so I could tape em together.
Run to Reddit, and type stuff no one will see.
You're a geek that means you're a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
right I'm a geek,
I've got and a personality.
I wear my sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are things you can't learn in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Outcast'.
You're so early 2013,
I was the cool form of before uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair with the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad there's no app to neutralize B.O.
While you're lost in Second Life your fingernails grow long,
I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain mail that not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than fake army.
I tried and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still kick your Assassin's post-mortem.
Mario party's the only one you're invited to.
Your is like Skyrim,
An quest of solitude.

(Nerd)
Oooh you Angry Birds,
You're not a gamer cause you battle your with words.
You click on cute icons, I commands.
Do you really need a to teach you garage band?

(Geek)
I landed the ROFLCOPTER,
And in orphans when I was 12,
Cause I'm an adopter.
I can wear Google Glass without like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us some pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You need 16 of RAM
To watch a Steve Doc?
I keep an ram in my PC, his name is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
Your is birth control
I troll sites you look like an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your iPhone autocorrect your dumb

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me tweet infographic I made,
illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just haven't met a
Of a high caliber.
The only you have
Are on go-go-google calendar.

(Geek)
You're this battle,
Your foam sword help.
In the future you'll access this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I I built a dancing robot?

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner your skinny jeans,
Do you know what URL means?

(Geek)
You know what you're Tolkien about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a example of the inverse ratio
Between the size of the and the size of the brain.