Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think you're doing
(Nerd)
Did you call me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cerebral to my gluteus.
in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My retainer and connect to a back brace.
got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I broke my on purpose, so I could tape em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type stuff no one see.
a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
That's I'm a geek,
got brains and a personality.
I wear my sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are some things you learn in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
You're just so 2013,
I was the cool form of uncool uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pork with the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad no app to neutralize your B.O.
you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain that it's not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't stand for Loser And Reject Party?
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play army.
I Dungeons and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still kick your Creed post-mortem.
Mario the only one you're getting invited to.
Your life is Skyrim,
An endless of solitude.

(Nerd)
Oooh you beat Birds,
You're not a gamer cause you battle friends with words.
You on cute icons, I execute commands.
Do you really a 'Genius' to teach you garage band?

(Geek)
I the first ROFLCOPTER,
And took in when I was 12,
I'm an early adopter.
I can wear Google without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can us some good pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You need 16 of RAM
To watch a Jobs Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
face is birth control
I troll Brony sites you look like an actual

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your iPhone your dumb haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me tweet infographic I made,
That illustrates the you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just haven't met a
Of a enough caliber.
The dates you have
Are on your calendar.

(Geek)
You're losing battle,
Your foam won't help.
In the future you'll randomly access memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I built a robot?

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner your skinny jeans,
Do you even know what URL

(Geek)
You don't know what you're about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic of the inverse ratio
Between the size of the mouth and the of the brain.