Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think you're nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you just me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
my cerebral cortex to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I aced my entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my straight A's.
My and headgear connect to a back brace.
got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I broke my on purpose, so I could tape em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type no one will see.
You're a geek that means you're just a wannabe.

(Geek)
right I'm a geek,
I've got and a personality.
I wear my sincerely,
And my ironically.
are some things you can't learn in a class,
Or else I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Outcast'.
just so early 2013,
I was the cool form of uncool uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair with the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad no app to neutralize your B.O.
you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
I'll be up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain mail it's not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject
I'd rather with hotties than play fake army.
I tried and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still kick Assassin's Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the only one you're getting to.
Your life is Skyrim,
An quest of solitude.

(Nerd)
Oooh you Angry Birds,
You're not a cause you battle your friends with words.
You on cute icons, I execute commands.
Do you really need a to teach you garage band?

(Geek)
I landed the ROFLCOPTER,
And took in orphans I was 12,
Cause I'm an adopter.
I can wear Google Glass without like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us good pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You need 16 of RAM
To watch a Jobs Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
Your face is birth
I troll sites you look like an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
"You just suck! n";]
Can iPhone autocorrect your dumb haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me tweet infographic I made,
illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just haven't met a
Of a enough caliber.
The only dates you
Are on your calendar.

(Geek)
You're this battle,
Your sword won't help.
In the future randomly access this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I I built a dancing robot?

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner about skinny jeans,
Do you even what URL means?

(Geek)
You don't know what Tolkien about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the ratio
the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.