Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you you're doing nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you call me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cerebral to my gluteus.
in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get my straight A's.
My retainer and headgear connect to a brace.
got a pocket-protector protector protector.
I broke my glasses on purpose, so I tape em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type no one will see.
You're a geek that you're just a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
right I'm a geek,
I've got and a personality.
I my glasses sincerely,
And my ironically.
There are some you can't learn in a class,
Or I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
just so early 2013,
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool a thing.
I use an app to pair pork the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad no app to neutralize your B.O.
While lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom.

(Nerd)
Sure not my thing,
But I care.
I look so good in chain mail that it's not Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject
I'd rather cosplay with hotties than fake army.
I Dungeons and Dragons once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll still your Assassin's Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the only one you're invited to.
Your is like Skyrim,
An endless of solitude.

(Nerd)
Oooh you Angry Birds,
not a gamer cause you battle your friends with words.
You on cute icons, I execute commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to you garage band?

(Geek)
I the first ROFLCOPTER,
And in orphans when I was 12,
Cause I'm an adopter.
I can wear Google without looking like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can Yelp us some pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You need 16 of RAM
To watch a Steve Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
Your is birth control
I troll Brony sites you look an actual troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your iPhone your dumb haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me tweet infographic I made,
That illustrates the fact never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just met a woman
Of a enough caliber.
The only you have
Are on go-go-google calendar.

(Geek)
You're losing battle,
foam sword won't help.
In the future you'll access this memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I a dancing robot?

(Robot)
No one gives a Shatner your skinny jeans,
Do you know what URL means?

(Geek)
You don't know what Tolkien about
soo-no-lo-la-leetrid oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the inverse
Between the size of the mouth and the of the brain.