Luyện nghe bài hát Epic Rap Battle: Nerd Vs. Geek

(Spoken)
(Geek)
What do you think doing nerd?
(Nerd)
Did you just me a nerd, geek?
(Geek)
Yeah, nerd.

(Nerd)
Yes I am a nerd,
Bookworm, I'm studious.
From my cerebral to my gluteus.
Back in kindergarten I aced my entrance exam.
Now, I'm no scientist.
Oh wait, I am.
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing my A's.
My retainer and connect to a back brace.
I've got a protector protector.
I my glasses on purpose, so I could tape em together.
Run back to Reddit, and type stuff no one see.
You're a geek that you're just a hipster wannabe.

(Geek)
right I'm a geek,
I've got and a personality.
I wear my sincerely,
And my ironically.
are some things you can't learn in a class,
Or I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How not to Be a Social Outcast'.
You're just so 2013,
I was the cool form of before uncool became a thing.
I use an app to pair pork the perfect Bordeaux,
Too bad there's no app to your B.O.
you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long,
I'll be up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom.

(Nerd)
grooming's not my thing,
But I care.
I so good in chain mail that it's not Renaissance Faire.

(Geek)
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Party?
I'd rather cosplay with hotties play fake army.
I tried Dungeons and once,
And I died, of boredom.
But I'll kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem.
Mario party's the one you're getting invited to.
life is like Skyrim,
An quest of solitude.

(Nerd)
Oooh you beat Birds,
You're not a cause you battle your friends with words.
You click on cute icons, I commands.
Do you really need a 'Genius' to teach you band?

(Geek)
I landed the ROFLCOPTER,
And took in when I was 12,
Cause I'm an adopter.
I can wear Google Glass without like a dweeb.
Ok, not
But I can us some good pho to eat.

(Nerd)
You 16 gigs of RAM
To watch a Steve Doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his is Spock.

(Geek)
I'm a new
face is birth control
I troll Brony sites you look like an troll

(Nerd)
I'm in C++
[std:cout "You suck! n";]
Can your iPhone autocorrect your haircut?

(Geek)
on a second,
Let me tweet infographic I made,
That illustrates the you'll never get to procreate!

(Nerd)
I just haven't met a
Of a high caliber.
The only you have
Are on go-go-google calendar.

(Geek)
You're this battle,
Your sword won't help.
In the future you'll randomly access memory
And yourself.

(Nerd)
Did I mention I a dancing robot?

(Robot)
No one gives a about your skinny jeans,
Do you even what URL means?

(Geek)
You don't know you're Tolkien about
oo-goh dee-ah-troh we-ah-nella trah-le-hama meh tho ohhc

(Both)
You know,
You are a classic example of the inverse
Between the of the mouth and the size of the brain.