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I've been since the 1900s A and two 1200s What what in the day You used to fuck Alize I kick it with the liquor from JA
In the morning you'd be cool Makin' me Pissin' out your Got to act the
I it on ice with Coca-Cola I sip it LA to Capitola Watchin for the Pull over to the have started drinkin' when I was much older Some gin like tonic I like the captain the half ounce of chronic
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One night in the two months back Went out on the Without a plan of Heinekin of 151 With a of what we call El Capitan
Now happened that night you can't quite recall (huh) Fact is boy, you remember at all (what?) You woke up in the mornin' a spinning head And a girl lyin' next to you in bed You her out and then you slammed the door Tried to forget about the before A month goes by, you can't the date The girl's at door sayin' "Boy I'm late!"
That's what you get for the ho And now you got a kid with a girl you know The first thing you when she dropped the bomb Shouldn't have been fuckin' El Capitan
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Now drop the Chalupa, up the mike And let the party people know what you like Well it comes from Puerto Rico so you know I be diggin' it And if the bottle's empty then you that I been swiggin' it it And now the party's Heinas getting licked, shakin' the and tits We the OPM clique and that's how we Now get some from my man Shakey-Lo
Now Captain Morgan was a dude He used to jack and act real rude As a real person he wasn't much fun But he made a good-ass bottle of rum
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