El Capitan

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El Capitan

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El Capitan

I've been rockin' since the 1900s
A microphone and two 1200s
What what what
Back in the day
You used to fuck with Alize
I would kick it with the liquor from
Kingston JA

In the morning you'd be cool though
Makin' me Menudo
Pissin' out your cool-o
Got to act the fool-o

I like it on ice with Coca-Cola
I sip it from LA to Capitola
Watchin for the rollers
Pull over to the shoulders
Should have started drinkin' when I was much older
Some like gin
Some like tonic
I like the captain with the half ounce of chronic

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El Capitan

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El Capitan

One night in the summer
'Bout two months back
Went out on the town
Without a plan of attack
Heinekin shots of 151
With a bottle of what we call El Capitan

Now what happened that night you can't quite recall (huh)
Fact is boy, you can't remember at all (what?)
You woke up in the mornin' with a spinning head
And a teenage girl lyin' next to you in bed
You kicked her out and then you slammed the door
Tried to forget about the night before
A month goes by, you can't remember the date
The girl's at your door sayin' "Boy I'm late!"

That's what you get for out-playin' the ho
And now you got a kid with a girl you don't know
The first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb
Shouldn't have been fuckin' with El Capitan

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El Capitan

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El Capitan

Now drop the Chalupa, pick up the mike
And let the party people know just what you like
Well it comes from Puerto Rico so you know that I be diggin' it
And if the bottle's empty then you know that I been swiggin' it
Hittin' it
And now the party's legit
Heinas getting licked, shakin' the booties and tits
We the OPM clique and that's how we roll
Now get some education from my man Shakey-Lo

Now Captain Morgan was a pirate dude
He used to jack mother-fuckers and act real rude
As a real live person he wasn't much fun
But he sure made a good-ass bottle of rum

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El Capitan

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El Capitan