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I've rockin' since the 1900s A microphone and two what what in the day You used to fuck with I kick it with the liquor from JA
In the morning you'd be though me Menudo Pissin' out cool-o Got to act the
I like it on ice Coca-Cola I sip it LA to Capitola for the rollers Pull to the shoulders Should have started drinkin' when I was much Some gin Some tonic I like the captain with the ounce of chronic
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One in the summer 'Bout two months out on the town Without a plan of Heinekin of 151 With a bottle of what we call El
Now what that night you can't quite recall (huh) Fact is boy, you can't at all (what?) You woke up in the mornin' with a spinning And a teenage lyin' next to you in bed You kicked her out and then you slammed the Tried to forget the night before A month by, you can't remember the date The girl's at your sayin' "Boy I'm late!"
That's what you get for the ho And now you got a kid with a girl you don't The first thing you thought when she dropped the Shouldn't have been fuckin' with El
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Now drop the Chalupa, up the mike And let the party people know just you like Well it comes from Rico so you know that I be diggin' it And if the empty then you know that I been swiggin' it it And now the legit Heinas getting licked, shakin' the booties and We the OPM clique and that's how we Now get some from my man Shakey-Lo
Now Captain Morgan was a dude He used to jack mother-fuckers and act rude As a real live person he wasn't fun But he sure made a good-ass of rum
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