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been rockin' since the 1900s A and two 1200s What what in the day You used to fuck with I would kick it with the liquor JA
In the morning you'd be cool Makin' me out your cool-o Got to act the
I like it on ice with I sip it LA to Capitola for the rollers Pull to the shoulders Should have started drinkin' when I was much like gin Some like I like the captain with the half of chronic
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One night in the 'Bout two back Went out on the Without a plan of shots of 151 With a of what we call El Capitan
Now what happened that night you can't quite (huh) Fact is boy, you can't at all (what?) You woke up in the with a spinning head And a teenage girl next to you in bed You kicked her out and then you slammed the Tried to forget about the night A month goes by, you can't remember the The girl's at your door "Boy I'm late!"
That's what you get for the ho And now you got a kid with a you don't know The first thing you thought when she dropped the Shouldn't have been with El Capitan
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Now drop the Chalupa, up the mike And let the party people just what you like Well it from Puerto Rico so you know that I be diggin' it And if the empty then you know that I been swiggin' it it And now the party's Heinas getting licked, the booties and tits We the OPM clique and how we roll Now get some education my man Shakey-Lo
Now Captain Morgan was a pirate He used to mother-fuckers and act real rude As a live person he wasn't much fun But he sure made a bottle of rum
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