Eats Shoots
I'm the poster for the WWF And I've been wrestling with about the struggles of death I don't know if you've read of the stuff in the press But there too many of us left Let's just say that the zoo's program hasn't got a clue when it comes to less scented candles and slow jams More like whip out a and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the that I'm with all seem happy with the sitch Like some kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy in But for me the is this: If it left up to me to fill the panda void And I was sent out to chat up I can guarantee the pick up line that's employed be focusing on more than just a lack of choice 'Cos if the last two on Earth was just him and me, that was ever meant to be a figure of speech And I think we might be into difficulty if you're more my seed than my intimacy 'Cos believe it or not, I do the news so don't me what I need to do, between me and you All I want is to be before you ask me to reproduce
I never wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's what I plan to do That's what this panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
Breaking news. specifically nature news. More specifically international union of conservation of news. There's a 17% increase in giant panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no endangered, you have been upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So what does mean for our panda queen? Believe me - it ain't easy, the weight of your species Especially pandas - have you seen me, as I listen to strange-looking man on the TV For us - the first bit of good news since somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't that I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, could you? 'Course not, do you know? (News in - it's Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's ain't half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I an expert to tell me Maybe the year that we meet the Archbish' (News in - could Welby) See no amount of positive thinking will change the fact the forests are Sometimes it's like I fostered a baby squid thing, I've just got the inkling, The of the world's got me a little upset, been here for 3 million and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna live in a world bears So I'm gonna put myself out
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never got what the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do exactly what this panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
A relationship ain't a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in of a friend And it's never gonna happen on the first cuz, 'cause you can't make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out online dating, filter sort by location If it says the arctic I won't acknowledge it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 old, just looking for a hand to hold I don't like men in white lab coats, I'm and cuddly, or so I'm told spending most our lives living in a panda's paradise But each time I'm alone at night something inside this panda If I meet some manly type does everything what a panda might But refuses to say a at the time, is that then some kind of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so is that the zoo's gonna think their program works If I do have a kid know at birth, you do life on your own damn terms!
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never got what the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what panda do
They talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
I'm trying to live my life I'm trying to live my life