Eats Shoots
I'm the girl for the WWF And I've been wrestling with stress the struggles of death I don't if you've read some of the stuff in the press But there ain't too of us left Let's say that the zoo's reproductive program hasn't got a when it comes to romance It's less scented and slow jams More like whip out a and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas I'm with all seem happy with the sitch Like kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy they're in But for me the reality is If it left up to me to fill the panda void And I was sent out to chat up I can guarantee that the pick up that's employed Would be focusing on more than a lack of choice if the last two on Earth was just him and then me, that was only ever to be a figure of speech And I think we be running into difficulty if you're into my seed than my intimacy believe it or not, I do read the news so don't tell me what I to do, between me and you All I want is to be seduced before you ask me to
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never really got what the thing was bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
Breaking news. More specifically news. More specifically international union of conservation of news. There's been a 17% in giant panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So what does this for our panda queen? me - it ain't easy, carrying the weight of your species Especially pandas - have you me, as I listen to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of good news somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe that I would meet the prime minister I mean, could you? 'Course not, what do you (News just in - Trudeau) See travels quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas ain't half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an to tell me Maybe the year that we meet the Archbish' (News in - could Welby) See no amount of positive thinking change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's like I fostered a baby squid thing, I've just got the inkling, The of the world's got me a little upset, here for 3 million years and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna live in a world bears So I'm put myself out there
I never wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never got what the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just to live my life
A ain't a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And it's never gonna happen on the date cuz, 'cause you can't make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out online dating, filter setting: by location If it says the arctic then I won't it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 old, just looking for a hand to hold I like men in white lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending most our lives living in a paradise But each time I'm alone at night something this panda dies If I meet some manly type that does what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is that then kind of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the zoo's gonna think program works If I do have a kid know at birth, you do life on your own damn terms!
I never wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I to do That's exactly what this do
They wanna about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just to live my life
I'm trying to live my life I'm just trying to live my