Eats Leaves
I'm the poster for the WWF And been wrestling with stress about the struggles of death I don't know if you've read some of the stuff in the But ain't too many of us left Let's just say that the zoo's reproductive hasn't got a clue when it to romance It's less scented candles and jams More like whip out a and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas I'm with all seem happy with the sitch Like kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy they're in But for me the is this: If it left up to me to fill the panda void And I was sent out to chat up I can guarantee that the up line that's employed Would be focusing on more than just a of choice 'Cos if the last two on Earth was just him and me, was only ever meant to be a figure of speech And I think we might be running difficulty if more into my seed than my intimacy 'Cos believe it or not, I do the news so don't me what I need to do, between me and you All I want is to be before you ask me to reproduce
I never wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
Breaking news. More nature news. More specifically union of conservation of nature news. There's been a 17% increase in panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So what does this mean for our panda Believe me - it ain't easy, carrying the weight of species Especially pandas - have you seen me, as I listen to this man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of good news somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe that I would the Canadian prime minister I mean, could you? 'Course not, what do you (News just in - Trudeau) See hope quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas ain't half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an to tell me Maybe this the year that we meet the (News just in - Welby) See no amount of thinking will change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's I fostered a baby squid thing, I've just got the strangest inkling, The state of the world's got me a upset, been here for 3 million years and I giving up yet I don't wanna in a world without bears So I'm gonna put out there
I never really to live in a damn zoo and I never really got what the thing was bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's what I plan to do That's what this panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
A relationship ain't a means to an end, I ain't for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And it's never gonna happen on the first date cuz, 'cause you can't babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out online dating, filter setting: by location If it says the then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, just looking for a to hold I don't like men in lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending most our lives living in a paradise But each I'm alone at night something inside this panda dies If I meet manly type that does everything what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is that then some kind of panda (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the zoo's gonna think their program If I do a kid they'll know at birth, you do life on your own damn terms!
I really wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got what the thing was with But you gotta make the most of the things you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what this do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
I'm just trying to live my I'm trying to live my life