Eats Shoots
I'm the poster for the WWF And been wrestling with stress about the struggles of death I know if you've read some of the stuff in the press But there too many of us left just say that the zoo's reproductive program hasn't got a clue when it comes to It's scented candles and slow jams More like whip out a and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas I'm with all seem happy with the sitch Like some kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy in But for me the is this: If it were left up to me to the panda void And I was sent out to chat up I can guarantee that the pick up line employed Would be focusing on more than a lack of choice 'Cos if the last two on Earth was him and then me, was only ever meant to be a figure of speech And I think we might be running difficulty if more into my seed than my intimacy believe it or not, I do read the news so don't tell me I need to do, between me and you All I is to be seduced before you ask me to reproduce
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never really got what the thing was with But you gotta the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
They talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to my life
Breaking news. specifically nature news. More specifically international union of conservation of news. There's a 17% increase in giant panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So does this mean for our panda queen? me - it ain't easy, carrying the weight of your species Especially pandas - you seen me, as I listen to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of news since somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe that I would meet the prime minister I mean, could you? 'Course not, what do you (News in - it's Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an to tell me Maybe this the year that we meet the (News in - could Welby) See no amount of thinking will change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's like I fostered a baby squid thing, I've got the strangest inkling, The state of the world's got me a upset, been for 3 million years and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna in a world without bears So I'm put myself out there
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never really got what the was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do exactly what this panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to my life
A relationship ain't a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a And it's never gonna happen on the first date cuz, 'cause you make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out dating, filter setting: sort by location If it says the then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, looking for a hand to hold I like men in white lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending most our lives living in a panda's But each time I'm alone at night inside this panda dies If I meet some manly that does everything what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is then some kind of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the zoo's gonna think their program If I do have a kid they'll know at birth, you do life on own damn terms!
I really wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got what the thing was bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do exactly what this panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just to live my life
I'm just trying to my life I'm just trying to my life