Eats Leaves
I'm the poster for the WWF And I've been with stress about the struggles of death I don't if you've read some of the stuff in the press But there ain't too many of us Let's just say the zoo's reproductive program hasn't got a clue it comes to romance It's less scented candles and slow More like whip out a and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas that I'm all seem happy with the sitch some kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy they're in But for me the reality is If it left up to me to fill the panda void And I was sent out to chat up I can that the pick up line that's employed Would be on more than just a lack of choice 'Cos if the last two on Earth was him and then me, that was only ever meant to be a figure of And I think we be running into difficulty if you're more into my seed my intimacy 'Cos it or not, I do read the news so don't tell me what I need to do, me and you All I want is to be before you ask me to reproduce
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never got what the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly I plan to do That's what this panda do
They talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
news. More specifically nature news. More specifically international union of conservation of news. There's been a 17% increase in panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have been to 'vulnerable'. So does this mean for our panda queen? Believe me - it ain't easy, carrying the weight of species Especially pandas - have you seen me, as I to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the bit of good news since somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, could you? 'Course not, what do you (News just in - Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an to tell me this the year that we meet the Archbish' (News in - could Welby) See no amount of positive thinking will the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's like I fostered a baby squid thing, just got the strangest inkling, The of the world's got me a little upset, been for 3 million years and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna live in a without bears So I'm gonna put out there
I really wanted to live in a damn zoo and I really got what the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
They wanna about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
A ain't a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And it's never gonna happen on the first date cuz, 'cause you can't make babies if you don't make I thought I'd try out online dating, filter setting: by location If it says the then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, looking for a hand to hold I don't men in white lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending our lives living in a panda's paradise But each time I'm alone at night something this panda dies If I meet some manly type that everything what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is that then some of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the zoo's gonna think program works If I do have a kid they'll know at birth, you do life on your own terms!
I never really to live in a damn zoo and I never really got what the was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's what this panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
I'm just to live my life I'm just to live my life