Eats Leaves
I'm the poster for the WWF And been wrestling with stress about the struggles of death I don't if you've read some of the stuff in the press But there ain't too many of us Let's just say that the reproductive program got a clue when it comes to romance It's scented candles and slow jams like whip out a notepad and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas I'm with all seem happy with the sitch Like some kind of fantasy they're in But for me the reality is If it were left up to me to fill the void And I was out to chat up boys I can that the pick up line that's employed Would be focusing on than just a lack of choice if the last two on Earth was just him and then me, that was only ever meant to be a figure of And I think we might be into difficulty if you're more my seed than my intimacy believe it or not, I do read the news so don't tell me I need to do, between me and you All I want is to be seduced you ask me to reproduce
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never really got what the thing was bamboo But you gotta make the most of the that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what panda do
They wanna about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my life
Breaking news. More nature news. More specifically union of conservation of nature news. There's a 17% increase in giant panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So does this mean for our panda queen? me - it ain't easy, carrying the weight of your species Especially - have you seen me, as I listen to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of good since somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe that I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, could not, what do you know? (News in - it's Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas ain't as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an expert to me this the year that we meet the Archbish' (News just in - Welby) See no of positive thinking will change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes like I fostered a baby squid thing, I've just got the strangest inkling, The state of the world's got me a upset, been here for 3 years and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna live in a world without So I'm gonna put out there
I really wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what panda do
They talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my life
A relationship ain't a means to an end, I looking for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And it's never happen on the first date cuz, 'cause you can't make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out dating, filter setting: sort by location If it says the arctic then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, just for a hand to hold I don't like men in lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending most our living in a panda's paradise But each time I'm alone at night something inside this dies If I meet some type that does everything what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is that then some of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the gonna think their program works If I do a kid they'll know at birth, you do life on your own damn terms!
I never really to live in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly I plan to do exactly what this panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just to live my life
I'm just trying to live my I'm just trying to my life