Eats Leaves
I'm the poster for the WWF And I've been with stress about the struggles of death I don't know if you've read some of the stuff in the But there too many of us left just say that the zoo's reproductive program hasn't got a clue when it comes to It's scented candles and slow jams like whip out a notepad and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas that I'm with all seem happy the sitch Like kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy they're in But for me the reality is If it were up to me to fill the panda void And I was sent out to up boys I can guarantee that the pick up line that's Would be focusing on more than a lack of choice 'Cos if the last two on was just him and then me, that was ever meant to be a figure of speech And I we might be running into difficulty if more into my seed than my intimacy 'Cos it or not, I do read the news so don't tell me what I need to do, me and you All I want is to be seduced before you ask me to
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you gotta the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
Breaking news. More specifically news. More international union of conservation of nature news. There's a 17% increase in giant panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you been upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So what does this mean for our queen? Believe me - it ain't easy, the weight of your species Especially - have you seen me, as I listen to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of good news since somebody and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't that I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, could you? 'Course not, do you know? (News in - it's Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an expert to me Maybe this the year we meet the Archbish' (News in - could Welby) See no amount of positive will change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's like I fostered a baby squid thing, I've got the strangest inkling, The state of the got me a little upset, been here for 3 years and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna in a world without bears So I'm put myself out there
I never really to live in a damn zoo and I really got what the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I to do That's exactly what panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
A ain't a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And it's never gonna happen on the first cuz, 'cause you can't make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out online dating, filter setting: by location If it says the arctic then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, just for a hand to hold I don't like men in white lab coats, I'm and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending most our living in a panda's paradise But each time I'm alone at night inside this panda dies If I meet some manly type does everything what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is that then some kind of panda (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the zoo's think their program works If I do have a kid they'll know at birth, you do life on own damn terms!
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never really got what the thing was with But you gotta make the of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my life
I'm just trying to my life I'm trying to live my life