Eats Shoots
I'm the girl for the WWF And I've been with stress about the struggles of death I don't know if read some of the stuff in the press But there ain't too of us left just say that the zoo's reproductive program hasn't got a clue when it to romance It's scented candles and slow jams More like out a notepad and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas that I'm with all happy with the sitch some kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy they're in But for me the reality is If it left up to me to fill the panda void And I was out to chat up boys I can guarantee that the pick up that's employed Would be on more than just a lack of choice if the last two on Earth was just him and then me, that was only ever meant to be a of speech And I think we be running into difficulty if more into my seed than my intimacy 'Cos believe it or not, I do read the so don't tell me what I to do, between me and you All I want is to be seduced before you ask me to
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do exactly what this panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm trying to live my life
Breaking news. More specifically news. More specifically international of conservation of nature news. There's been a 17% increase in giant panda population, woo! for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have been to 'vulnerable'. So what does this mean for our panda Believe me - it easy, carrying the weight of your species Especially pandas - have you me, as I listen to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of news since somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't that I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, could you? 'Course not, what do you (News just in - Trudeau) See hope quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas ain't half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an to tell me Maybe the year that we meet the Archbish' (News just in - Welby) See no of positive thinking will change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's like I fostered a baby squid thing, just got the strangest inkling, The state of the world's got me a upset, been here for 3 million and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna live in a world bears So I'm gonna put myself out
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my life
A relationship ain't a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a And it's never gonna happen on the first date cuz, 'cause you can't make if you don't make love I thought I'd try out dating, filter setting: sort by location If it the arctic then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, just looking for a hand to I like men in white lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told spending most our lives living in a panda's paradise But each time I'm alone at night something inside panda dies If I meet some manly type does everything what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is that then some kind of panda (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the gonna think their program works If I do a kid they'll know at birth, you do life on your own damn terms!
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what this do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to my life
I'm trying to live my life I'm trying to live my life