Eats Shoots
I'm the poster for the WWF And I've been wrestling with stress the struggles of death I don't know if you've read some of the in the press But ain't too many of us left Let's just say that the zoo's reproductive hasn't got a clue when it comes to It's less scented and slow jams More like out a notepad and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas that I'm with all seem happy the sitch Like kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy they're in But for me the reality is If it left up to me to fill the panda void And I was out to chat up boys I can guarantee that the up line that's employed Would be focusing on more just a lack of choice if the last two on Earth was just him and then me, that was ever meant to be a figure of speech And I we might be running into difficulty if you're more into my than my intimacy 'Cos believe it or not, I do read the so tell me what I need to do, between me and you All I want is to be seduced before you ask me to
I never wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got what the was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what this do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my life
Breaking news. More specifically news. More specifically international union of conservation of news. There's been a 17% increase in giant population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So what this mean for our panda queen? Believe me - it ain't easy, carrying the weight of your Especially pandas - have you me, as I listen to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of news since somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe that I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, you? not, what do you know? (News just in - Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than grows, and Obama's koalas ain't half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an to tell me Maybe this the year that we the Archbish' (News in - could Welby) See no amount of positive will change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's like I fostered a squid thing, I've just got the strangest inkling, The state of the got me a little upset, been for 3 million years and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna live in a world without So I'm put myself out there
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never really got the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly I plan to do That's what this panda do
wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
A ain't a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And it's never gonna happen on the first date cuz, you can't make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out online dating, filter setting: by location If it says the arctic then I won't acknowledge it, are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, just for a hand to hold I don't like men in lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending most our lives living in a paradise But each time I'm alone at something inside this panda dies If I meet some manly type that does what a panda might But refuses to say a word at the time, is that then kind of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the zoo's gonna think program works If I do have a kid they'll know at birth, you do on your own damn terms!
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never really got what the thing was bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I to do That's exactly this panda do
wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
I'm just to live my life I'm just trying to live my