Eats Leaves
I'm the girl for the WWF And I've been with stress about the struggles of death I don't know if you've read some of the in the press But there ain't too many of us Let's just say the zoo's reproductive program got a clue when it comes to romance It's scented candles and slow jams More like out a notepad and off you go fam So I'm panicking a bit cos the pandas that I'm with all seem with the sitch some kind of post-apocalyptic fantasy they're in But for me the reality is If it were up to me to fill the panda void And I was sent out to up boys I can guarantee the pick up line that's employed Would be focusing on than just a lack of choice 'Cos if the two on Earth was just him and then me, was only ever meant to be a figure of speech And I think we might be running difficulty if you're into my seed than my intimacy believe it or not, I do read the news so don't tell me what I to do, between me and you All I is to be seduced before you ask me to reproduce
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never really got what the thing was bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I to do That's what this panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
Breaking news. More specifically news. specifically international union of conservation of nature news. There's been a 17% increase in panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have been to 'vulnerable'. So what does this for our panda queen? Believe me - it ain't easy, the weight of your species Especially pandas - have you seen me, as I to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of good news somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe that I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, could not, what do you know? (News in - it's Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than bamboo grows, and Obama's koalas half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an expert to me Maybe this the year that we meet the (News in - could Welby) See no amount of positive thinking will change the the forests are shrinking Sometimes like I fostered a baby squid thing, I've just got the strangest inkling, The of the world's got me a little upset, been for 3 million years and I ain't giving up yet I don't live in a world without bears So I'm put myself out there
I never really wanted to in a damn zoo and I never got what the thing was with bamboo But you gotta make the most of the things that you can choose, so exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what panda do
They wanna about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my life
A relationship ain't a to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And never gonna happen on the first date cuz, 'cause you can't make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out online dating, filter setting: by location If it says the then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 old, just looking for a hand to hold I don't men in white lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been spending most our lives in a panda's paradise But each time I'm alone at night something inside panda dies If I meet some manly type that does everything what a panda But refuses to say a word at the time, is that some kind of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is that the zoo's gonna think their works If I do have a kid they'll know at birth, you do life on own damn terms!
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never really got what the thing was with But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's what this panda do
They wanna talk about eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't that Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my life
I'm trying to live my life I'm just to live my life