Eats Shoots
I'm the girl for the WWF And I've been wrestling with stress the struggles of death I don't if you've read some of the stuff in the press But there too many of us left Let's just say that the reproductive program hasn't got a clue when it to romance It's less scented and slow jams More like out a notepad and off you go fam So I'm a bit cos the pandas that I'm with all seem happy with the sitch Like some kind of post-apocalyptic they're in But for me the reality is If it were left up to me to fill the void And I was sent out to up boys I can guarantee that the pick up line employed Would be focusing on more than just a lack of if the last two on Earth was just him and then me, that was only ever meant to be a figure of And I we might be running into difficulty if you're more into my seed my intimacy 'Cos it or not, I do read the news so tell me what I need to do, between me and you All I want is to be seduced before you ask me to
I never really wanted to live in a zoo and I never got what the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in and white, I'm just trying to live my life
Breaking news. More specifically news. More specifically international union of of nature news. been a 17% increase in giant panda population, woo! Hooray for you! You're now no longer endangered, you have upgraded to 'vulnerable'. So what does this mean for our panda Believe me - it ain't easy, carrying the weight of your Especially pandas - you seen me, as I listen to this strange-looking man on the TV For us - it's the first bit of good news somebody sneezed and was a hit on Youtube And I couldn't believe that I would meet the Canadian prime minister I mean, could 'Course not, do you know? (News just in - Trudeau) See hope travels quicker than bamboo grows, and koalas ain't half as cute, yo now I'm 'vulnerable', as if I needed an to tell me Maybe this the year that we the Archbish' (News just in - Welby) See no amount of positive thinking change the fact the forests are shrinking Sometimes it's like I fostered a baby squid thing, just got the strangest inkling, The state of the world's got me a upset, been here for 3 years and I ain't giving up yet I don't wanna live in a world bears So I'm put myself out there
I never really to live in a damn zoo and I really got what the thing was with bamboo But you make the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly this panda do
They wanna about eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the stuff but I am who I am isn't that enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just trying to live my
A relationship a means to an end, I ain't looking for a mate, I'm in need of a friend And it's never gonna happen on the date cuz, 'cause you can't make babies if you don't make love I thought I'd try out online dating, filter setting: sort by If it says the then I won't acknowledge it, chances are we will be polar opposites Female, Edinburgh, 13 years old, looking for a hand to hold I like men in white lab coats, I'm cute and cuddly, or so I'm told Been most our lives living in a panda's paradise But each time I'm alone at night something this panda dies If I meet some manly type that does everything what a might But refuses to say a word at the time, is then some kind of panda mime? (Oh no it isn't! Oh yes it is!) But what I think is so absurd is the zoo's gonna think their program works If I do have a kid they'll at birth, you do life on your own damn terms!
I never wanted to live in a damn zoo and I never really got what the thing was bamboo But you gotta the most of the things that you can choose, so that's exactly what I plan to do That's exactly what this do
They wanna talk eats, shoots, leaves, why don't you let me do me? Everyone's so concerned with the panda stuff but I am who I am isn't enough? Eats, shoots, leaves, why you let me do me? Don't see it all in black and white, I'm just to live my life
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