(spoken)
Announcer's WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was changed to "welcome to Loews Theaters" when Sony Theatres was changed to Loews)
(scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and theater)
Big Bird: a seat!
Elmo: Elmo. (he keeps saying this while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we hear this)
ELMO???!!! I just washed the fur!
Sorry.
(Sung) All: our theater Here's our the lobby
Singing Popcorn: the eats!
All: [ Not sure about this ] ...the tickets!
Sisters: Wo, wo, wo! That's the where you go
All: And don't forget to watch the Don't to watch the show
Baby Bear: you very much for coming (I like Baby Bear's part because he "bears" a striking resemblance to Elmer Fudd when he talks, so it sounds like "vewwy" of "very")
HELLO!! (They greeting the guests! "Hola!" "Greetings", etc.)
Zoe: talk!
Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) Don't During the (loudly) THE MOVIE!
Don't smoke! smoke!
Benny Rabbit: Hey, it legal!
All: It legal
Telly: Don't
Throw away your trash
Oscar: (spoken) Movies are a lot fun than ever!
All: (sung) And also, don't surf! surf!
Herry and ???: is no water!
THERE IS NO WATER??!????
All: Don't with a bear Don't grand opera
The Cow: Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that voice echoes in reverbish style because she's close, way too close to the camera!)
All: munch on a chair! do this! (RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?) do that! (HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!) do any of these! (They doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow raspberry and this)
Mumford: (spoken) A la peanut sandwiches!
(Everyone disappears -- well, almost everyone)
And also...
All: (sung) forget to watch the movie! forget to watch the show!
Elmo: (spoken) "DON'T"S!!!!
All: (sung) Don't forget to the movie! GO!
Bobo ???: (spoken) GO!!!
(chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...