(spoken)
Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was changed to "welcome to Loews Theaters" when Theatres was changed to Loews)
(scene to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and huge theater)
Big Grab a seat!
Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we hear this)
Grover: ELMO???!!! I washed the fur!
Sorry.
(Sung) All: Here's our Here's our That's the
Singing We're the eats!
All: [ Not sure about this ] ...the tickets!
Oinker Wo, wo, wo! the exit where you go
All: And forget to watch the movie forget to watch the show
Baby Thank you very much for coming (I like Baby Bear's part because he "bears" a striking resemblance to Fudd when he talks, so it sounds like "vewwy" instead of "very")
HELLO!! (They greeting the guests! "Hola!" "Greetings", etc.)
Zoe: talk!
Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) Don't During the (loudly) THE MOVIE!
Don't smoke! smoke!
Benny Rabbit: Hey, it legal!
All: It legal
Telly: Don't
All: Throw away trash
Oscar: (spoken) Movies are a lot fun than ever!
All: (sung) And also, surf! Don't surf!
and ???: There is no water!
Elmo: IS NO WATER??!????
Don't dance with a bear Don't sing grand
Gladys The Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that Gladys's voice echoes in reverbish because she's close, way too close to the camera!)
All: Don't on a chair! do this! (RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?) do that! (HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!) do any of these! (They start doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow and this)
Mumford: (spoken) A la butter sandwiches!
(Everyone disappears -- well, almost everyone)
And also...
All: (sung) Don't to watch the movie! Don't to watch the show!
Elmo: (spoken) "DON'T"S!!!!
(sung) Don't forget to watch the movie! GO!
Bobo (spoken) LEEEEEEEET'S GO!!!
(chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...