(spoken)
Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was to "welcome to Loews Theaters" when Sony Theatres was changed to Loews)
(scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and theater)
Big Grab a seat!
Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying this while he keeps passing the moviegoers by we hear this)
ELMO???!!! I just washed the fur!
Sorry.
(Sung) All: Here's our Here's our That's the
Singing Popcorn: the eats!
All: [ Not sure about word ] ...the tickets!
Sisters: Wo, wo, wo! That's the exit you go
All: And don't forget to the movie forget to watch the show
Baby Bear: Thank you much for coming (I like Baby Bear's part because he "bears" a striking resemblance to Elmer when he talks, so it sounds like "vewwy" instead of "very")
HELLO!! (They start the guests! "Hola!" "Greetings", etc.)
Zoe: talk!
Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) talk During the (loudly) THE MOVIE!
Don't smoke! smoke!
Benny Rabbit: Hey, it legal!
All: It legal
Don't litter
All: Throw away your
Oscar: (spoken) Movies are a lot more fun ever!
(sung) And also, don't surf! Don't surf!
Herry and ???: is no water!
Elmo: IS NO WATER??!????
All: Don't dance a bear Don't sing opera
The Cow: Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that Gladys's voice echoes in reverbish style she's close, way too close to the camera!)
Don't munch on a chair! do this! (RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?) do that! (HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!) do any of these! (They start doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, raspberry and this)
Mumford: (spoken) A la peanut sandwiches!
(Everyone onscreen -- well, almost everyone)
And also...
All: (sung) forget to watch the movie! Don't to watch the show!
Elmo: (spoken) "DON'T"S!!!!
All: (sung) Don't forget to the movie! GO!
Bobo ???: (spoken) GO!!!
(chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...