(spoken)
Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was changed to "welcome to Theaters" when Sony Theatres was changed to Loews)
(scene switch to Big Bird and the in a big, I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and huge theater)
Big Grab a seat!
Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying this while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we this)
Grover: ELMO???!!! I just the fur!
Sorry.
(Sung) All: Here's our Here's our the lobby
Singing We're the eats!
All: [ Not about this word ] ...the tickets!
Oinker Wo, wo, wo! That's the exit you go
All: And forget to watch the movie Don't to watch the show
Baby Bear: Thank you very much for (I like Baby Bear's part because he "bears" a striking resemblance to Elmer Fudd when he talks, so it sounds "vewwy" instead of "very")
HELLO!! (They start the guests! "Hola!" "Greetings", etc.)
Zoe: talk!
Bert, Ernie, and the (hushed) Don't talk the movie (loudly) THE MOVIE!
Don't smoke! smoke!
Benny Hey, it isn't legal!
It isn't legal
Telly: litter
All: Throw your trash
Oscar: (spoken) are a lot more fun than ever!
All: (sung) And also, don't surf! surf!
Herry and There is no water!
Elmo: IS NO WATER??!????
Don't dance with a bear Don't grand opera
Gladys The Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that Gladys's voice echoes in reverbish style because she's close, way too to the camera!)
All: Don't on a chair! do this! (RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?) do that! (HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!) do any of these! (They start funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow raspberry and this)
Mumford: (spoken) A la peanut sandwiches!
(Everyone disappears -- well, almost everyone)
And also...
All: (sung) Don't to watch the movie! Don't forget to the show!
(spoken) ENOUGH "DON'T"S!!!!
All: (sung) Don't forget to the movie! GO!
Bobo (spoken) LEEEEEEEET'S GO!!!
(chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...