(spoken)
Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was changed to "welcome to Loews Theaters" when Sony Theatres was to Loews)
(scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and theater)
Big Grab a seat!
Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we hear this)
Grover: ELMO???!!! I just the fur!
Sorry.
(Sung) All: Here's our Here's our the lobby
Singing We're the eats!
[ Not sure about this word ] ...the tickets!
Oinker Wo, wo, wo! That's the exit you go
All: And forget to watch the movie Don't forget to watch the
Baby Bear: Thank you much for coming (I like Baby Bear's part because he "bears" a striking resemblance to Elmer Fudd when he talks, so it sounds like "vewwy" of "very")
HELLO!! (They greeting the guests! "Hola!" "Greetings", etc.)
Zoe: talk!
Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) Don't the movie (loudly) THE MOVIE!
All: smoke! smoke!
Benny Rabbit: Hey, it legal!
It isn't legal
Telly: Don't
All: Throw away trash
(spoken) Movies are a lot more fun than ever!
All: (sung) And also, surf! Don't surf!
Herry and There is no water!
THERE IS NO WATER??!????
All: Don't dance with a Don't sing grand
Gladys The Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that Gladys's voice echoes in reverbish because she's close, way too close to the camera!)
All: munch on a chair! do this! (RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?) do that! (HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!) do any of these! (They start doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow and this)
Mumford: (spoken) A la butter sandwiches!
(Everyone onscreen disappears -- well, everyone)
And also...
All: (sung) Don't to watch the movie! Don't forget to the show!
(spoken) ENOUGH "DON'T"S!!!!
All: (sung) forget to watch the movie! GO!
Bobo (spoken) LEEEEEEEET'S GO!!!
(chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...