I couldn't say where coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's this from I done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . .)
get me wasted An' you're there if my mind's tore up, Then my body don't
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What sort of this lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The lady was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her sister a joke her mental health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was some . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all like more-a? here on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a again An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah