I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where's Dinah-Moe from I done three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' half-way there 'Cause if my tore up, Then my body don't
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What of thing Might this get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty dollar didn't matter no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
watched from the edge of the bed With her just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red drool rollin' down From the edge of her she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her sister made a her mental health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all like some here on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' my aura, Dinah