I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right away she was gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' I spent three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . .)
get me wasted An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' said What of thing Might this get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The young was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little if I done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her sister made a About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora y'all like some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say she's coming' from But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' Kiss my aura,