I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's Dinah-Moe Comin' I done three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up, Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What sort of Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself her sister made a joke About her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would like some more-a? here on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I say where she's coming' from But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm Some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,