I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's Dinah-Moe from I done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up, Then my body don't
I rubbed my An' said sort of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty dollar didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her sister made a her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . . . . it's real angora Would y'all some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I say where she's coming' from But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,