I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' I done spent three An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
get me wasted An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body don't
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some rollin' down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke About her mental 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would like some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' my aura, Dinah