I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't that she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's this from I spent three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
get me wasted An' you're there 'Cause if my tore up, Then my body care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What sort of Might this get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no When her sister got an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red drool rollin' down From the edge of her she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her sister made a About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my aura . . . . . . . . . it's real angora Would like some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' some An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah