I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She could it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's Dinah-Moe from I done three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
get me wasted An' half-way there 'Cause if my tore up, Then my body don't
I rubbed my An' said What of thing Might lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The lady was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red drool rollin' down From the edge of her While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her made a joke her mental health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all like more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a again An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah