I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where's this Comin' I done spent three An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . .)
get me wasted An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' said What of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her made a joke About her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora y'all like some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a again An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,