I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a bit dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's Dinah-Moe from I done three hours An' I ain't got a From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' half-way there 'Cause if my tore up, my body don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What of thing Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little if I done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red drool rollin' down From the edge of her she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her sister a joke About her mental Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she needed Was some . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all some more-a? Right here on the An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard some Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,