I couldn't say where she's from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little bit dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where's this Comin' I done three hours An' I ain't got a From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' said What sort of Might this lady get high
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some rollin' down the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all like more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,