I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit She could prove it any time all men was
I don't that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's Dinah-Moe from I spent three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . .)
get me wasted An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What sort of Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke About her mental 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was some . . .
Kiss my aura . . . . . . . . . it's real angora Would y'all like some here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on
Did you say you want some Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,