I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's Dinah-Moe from I done spent hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine on her upper lip area And she . . .)
get me wasted An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What sort of Might lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke About her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would like some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' my aura, Dinah