I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little bit dumb She could it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where's this Comin' I spent three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' half-way there 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What sort of Might lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar didn't matter no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her sister a joke About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all like more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah