I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Comin' I spent three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What of thing Might lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself her sister made a joke About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all like more-a? Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . sound you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say where coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah