I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's Dinah-Moe Comin' I done three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What of thing Might this lady get high
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself her sister made a joke About her mental Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she needed Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora y'all like some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a again An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,