I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' I done spent three An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What sort of this lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister made a About her health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . real angora Would y'all like some Right here on the An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a again An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah