I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's Dinah-Moe from I done spent hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my tore up, Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' said What sort of Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little if I done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red drool rollin' down From the of her chin she spied the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister a joke About her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . . . . it's real angora Would like some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on
Did you say you want some Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I say where she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah