I couldn't say where coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's this from I done three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . .)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' said sort of thing Might this get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself her sister made a joke About her mental Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
Kiss my aura . . . . . . M-M-M . . . real angora Would y'all like some Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . .)
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her 'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' Kiss my aura,