I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I stroked till my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where Dinah-Moe Comin' Done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up my body don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' said What of thing Might lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her sister made a 'Bout her mental 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would y'all like some here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say where she's from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm, Dinah-Moe