I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' spent three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she said...)
get me wasted An' you're there 'Cause if my tore up my body don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The young was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her sister a joke her mental health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would like some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm