I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where this from Done spent hours An' I ain't got a From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...)
get me wasted An' you're half-way if my mind's tore up Then my body care
I rubbed my An' said What of thing Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some drool down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her made a joke her mental health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora y'all like some more-a? Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound like y'might be on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme 'em... your lighter...
I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm