I couldn't say where coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little dumb She could it any time all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where this Comin' spent three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she said...)
get me wasted An' you're there if my mind's tore up Then my body care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What of thing Might this get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her gone red Some drool down From the of her chin she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself her sister made a joke 'Bout her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would y'all like some Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen think I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say where coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe