I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' Done spent three An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way if my mind's tore up Then my body care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What of thing Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I done yet
I her... Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her gone red Some rollin' down From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her made a joke her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would y'all like more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound like be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm