I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a dumb She could it any time all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n till my wrist got numb But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where this from Done three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up Then my body don't
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The young was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I done yet
I her... Just the sun a place in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister made a her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would y'all some more-a? here on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen think I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme 'em... Gimme lighter...
I say where she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my got numb An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm