I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where Dinah-Moe from Done spent three An' I ain't got a From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're there if my mind's tore up Then my body don't
I rubbed my An' said sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The lady was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her... Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her gone red drool rollin' down From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her made a joke 'Bout her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would y'all like more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say where coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe