I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little dumb She could it any time all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where this Comin' spent three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up Then my don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' said What of thing this lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her... Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister made a her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would y'all some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen think I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say where she's from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe