I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where this from Done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're there if my mind's tore up Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... Just the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her sister made a her mental health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would like some more-a? Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound like be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm