I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' spent three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up Then my body care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What of thing Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her made a joke 'Bout her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would like some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm