I say where she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I mind that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where Dinah-Moe from Done spent three An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she said...)
get me wasted An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my sort of thing Might lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke 'Bout her mental Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would y'all some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say where coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm