I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where Dinah-Moe Comin' Done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she said...)
get me wasted An' you're half-way if my mind's tore up Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red drool rollin' down From the of her chin she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself her sister made a joke 'Bout her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora y'all like some more-a? Right here on the An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on
Did you say you some more? Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say where she's from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe