I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where Dinah-Moe Comin' Done three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up Then my body care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her gone red drool rollin' down From the edge of her she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke 'Bout her mental 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora y'all like some more-a? Right here on the An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe