I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where Dinah-Moe Comin' Done three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she said...)
Just get me An' half-way there 'Cause if my mind's up Then my body don't
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What of thing this lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty dollar didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her... Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some rollin' down From the edge of her While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her sister a joke 'Bout her mental 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would y'all some more-a? Right here on the An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say where she's from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm, Dinah-Moe