I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where this Comin' Done spent three An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she said...)
Just get me An' half-way there if my mind's tore up Then my body care
I rubbed my An' said sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her... Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some drool rollin' From the edge of her While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself her sister made a joke 'Bout her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would y'all like more-a? Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe