I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I stroked till my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where Dinah-Moe Comin' Done three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up Then my don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some drool rollin' the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her made a joke 'Bout her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would like some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked till my got numb An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe