I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' spent three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way if my mind's tore up Then my body don't
I rubbed my An' said What of thing this lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't yet
I her... Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her gone red Some rollin' down From the edge of her While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at her sister made a joke 'Bout her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would y'all like some here on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on
Did you say you want some Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say where she's from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm, Dinah-Moe