I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where Dinah-Moe Comin' Done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up my body don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What sort of this lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at her sister made a joke 'Bout her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would y'all like more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound like y'might be on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen think I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme 'em... your lighter...
I say where she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe