I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where this from Done spent three An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
I got a spot that me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' half-way there if my mind's tore up Then my body care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The young was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the She said might win the bet But she could use a ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red Some drool rollin' From the edge of her she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke 'Bout her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would like some more-a? Right here on the An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on
Did you say you some more? Well, here's more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I heard some Humm, Dinah-Moe