I couldn't say where she's from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where this from Done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up Then my body care
I rubbed my An' said sort of thing Might lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red drool rollin' down From the of her chin she spied the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister a joke 'Bout her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real Would like some more-a? Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM...sound y'might be chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... your lighter...
I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe