I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where this from Done spent hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
I got a that gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
I got a spot gets me hot But you been to it
I got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it
'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...)
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' said sort of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet
I her... because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the of her chin While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her made a joke her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline...
my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's angora Would like some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM...sound like y'might be on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more...
MMM, sure...listen D'you I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers! Here, sterilize 'em... Gimme lighter...
I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe