I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Comin' I spent three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' said What of thing Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a ______ if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her gone red Some drool down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her sister made a her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all like some Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on
Did you say you some more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah