I say where she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' I spent three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . . )
get me wasted An' you're there if my mind's tore up, Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my sort of thing Might lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin she spied the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her sister a joke her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all like some here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb An' you know I heard some Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah