I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Humm, Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's Dinah-Moe from I done spent hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . . )
get me wasted An' you're half-way if my mind's tore up, Then my don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What sort of Might this lady get high
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister made a her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all like some here on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' some An' some An' some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' my aura, Dinah