I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Comin' I spent three hours An' I ain't got a From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me with a eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' said What sort of Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The lady was on
The forty bill didn't matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a ______ if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool down From the edge of her While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at her sister made a joke About her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . . . . it's real angora Would y'all like more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah