I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Comin' I done three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' half-way there 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What of thing Might this get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The young was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her made a joke About her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my aura . . . . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all like more-a? Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I say where she's coming' from But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a again An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,