I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She prove it any time all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's this Comin' I done spent three An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' half-way there if my mind's tore up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get high
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at While her sister a joke About her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real y'all like some more-a? Right here on the An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm Some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah