I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little bit dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I don't that she called me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's Dinah-Moe from I done spent three An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . . )
get me wasted An' half-way there 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I rubbed my An' said sort of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar didn't matter no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her sister made a About her health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
Kiss my aura . . . . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' Kiss my aura,