I couldn't say where she's from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit She could it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this from I spent three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . . )
get me wasted An' half-way there 'Cause if my mind's up, my body don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was wheelin' an AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the edge of her While she spied the Her was in She 'n quaked An' at herself While her sister a joke About her health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora Would y'all some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her 'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my got numb An' you I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,