I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little bit dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe Where's Dinah-Moe from I done three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' said What of thing Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no When her sister got an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No reason to I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
watched from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red drool rollin' down From the edge of her While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister a joke her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . real angora Would y'all like some Right on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where coming' from But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a little An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,