I say where she's coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit She could prove it any all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb But I still didn't no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's this Comin' I done spent three An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked at me with a glazed eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What of thing Might lady get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No reason to I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed With her just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down the edge of her chin While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister a joke About her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . your lighter . . .
I couldn't say she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah