I couldn't say she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' I spent three hours An' I ain't got a the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you been to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it I never get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' half-way there if my mind's tore up, Then my don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' my-my-my What sort of Might lady get high upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' what kind of trip The lady was on
The forty dollar didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a ______ if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed With her lips just an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her made a joke About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . real angora Would like some more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard some Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' Kiss my aura,