I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a bit dumb She could prove it any all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Where's this Comin' I done three hours An' I got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Dinah-Moe
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it Before I get it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . . )
Just get me An' you're half-way 'Cause if my tore up, Then my body don't
I my chinny-chin-chin An' said What sort of Might this lady get high
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what of trip The lady was on
The dollar bill didn't matter no more her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe watched the edge of the bed her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' From the edge of her she spied the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister a joke her mental health 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my aura . . . . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would like some more-a? here on the flora? An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . sound like you're on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my An' applied rotation on her plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm Some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah