I couldn't say where coming' from, But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' I spent three hours An' I ain't got a From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, the Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . . )
get me wasted An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body don't
I rubbed my An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get high
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a ______ if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the of the bed her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some rollin' down From the of her chin While she spied the Her was in She quivered 'n An' at herself While her sister a joke About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she really Was some . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's real Would y'all some more-a? Right on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . sound like chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say where she's from But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Some Humm Humm Dinah-Moe Some An' a little An' some An' some An' some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a again An' An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n An' Kiss my aura,