I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
She a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could it any time all men was scum
I mind that she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb But I didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's Dinah-Moe from I done spent hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you been to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot But you been to it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get myself it
(She looked over at me with a eye And bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' you're there 'Cause if my mind's up, Then my body care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my What sort of Might this lady get upon?
I out her sister Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't no more When her sister got an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't yet
I her . . . Just the sun a place in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I on her hair Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No on me!)
She was kneelin' UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She surrender to the SHE SURRENDERED An' she in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool down From the of her chin While she the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at While her sister a joke About her health 'Till Dinah-Moe Did in But I her All she needed Was some . . .
my aura . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . it's angora y'all like some more-a? Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, lemme 'em . . . Gimme your . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a lady named Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Humm Some Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, lil' 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,