I say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Humm
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet with her sister a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind that she me a bum, But I knew right she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I whipped off her stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got But I still hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this from I spent three hours An' I ain't got a From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, From the Humm
Got a that gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot gets me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no!) Got a that gets me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it I can't get into it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I never get it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She looked over at me with a eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip And she . . . )
Just get me An' half-way there if my mind's tore up, Then my don't care
I my chinny-chin-chin An' said What sort of Might this get high upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered kind of trip The young was on
The forty dollar bill matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' on the floor She said might win the bet But she could use a ______ if I wasn't done yet
I her . . . because the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I give her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool down the edge of her chin While she the condition Her was in She 'n quaked An' clutched at her sister made a joke About her mental 'Till finally Did in But I her All she needed Was discipline . . .
Kiss my . . . Dora . . . M-M-M . . . real angora Would y'all like more-a? Right here on the An' how you, Fauna?
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some Well, here's some . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, think I could interest you In a pair of tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers! Wait a minute, sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe
She on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you make me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her 'n stiffened my thumb An' applied on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked my wrist got numb An' you know I heard Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' Dora too, Dinah 'n Dora An' my aura, Dinah