I couldn't say where coming' from, But I met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar say you can't make me cum (Y'jes do it)
She made a bet her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was
I don't mind she called me a bum, But I right away she was really gonna cum (So I got to it)
I off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Humm, Dinah-Moe
Humm Dinah-Moe this Dinah-Moe Comin' I spent three hours An' I got a crumb the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Humm
Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you been to it (No no no no!) Got a spot that me hot, ow! An' you ain't to it (No no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it (No no no no no!) Got a spot that me hot But you ain't to it 'Cause I can't get it I get out of it An' I get out of it I get into it 'Cause I get into it I get out of it An' I be out of it To get into it
(She over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her lip area And she . . . )
Just get me An' half-way there 'Cause if my tore up, my body don't care
I rubbed my An' my-my-my sort of thing Might this lady get upon?
I checked out her Who was the bet An' wondered what kind of The young was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't yet
I her . . . Just the sun Want a in the sky No to assume I wouldn't her a try
So I pulled on her Got her in the air An' asked if she had any on there
(Whaddya cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up UP! I was an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' AN' OOOOH! She to the feelin' SHE SURRENDERED An' she started in to
Dinah-Moe from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face red drool rollin' down From the of her chin she spied the condition Her was in She quivered 'n An' clutched at her sister made a joke About her health Dinah-Moe finally Did in But I her All she really Was discipline . . .
Kiss my aura . . . . . . M-M-M . . . real angora Would y'all like more-a? here on the flora? An' how 'bout you,
MMM . . . like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you some more? Well, some more . . .
(Oh, . . . )
Oh, . . . look, D'you think I could you In a pair of zircon-encrusted
MMM . . . tweezers! a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . . Gimme lighter . . .
I couldn't say she's coming' from But I just met a lady Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't me cum (Y'jes do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n my thumb An' rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n till my wrist got numb An' you know I some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Humm Some An' a Dinah-Moe An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' some An' a little An' Dinah-Moe An' some An' Dinah-Moe An' a Dinah-Moe An' An' too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora An' Kiss my aura,