Let me tell you about a girl I She had a drink about an ago Sitting in a by herself In a bar in hell
She heard a and she looked through the door And saw a man she'd seen before skin, light blue eyes A and a plastic smile
Her raised as he walked through the door And took an empty next to her at the bar "My new car is parked right outside ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One drink to 3 and 4 and they left and got into his car And he away some place real far
"Now, baby, the time has How'd ya like to have a fun?" And she said, "If we could be on our way I not run"
when things got out of control She want to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, your lucky day Shut mouth, we're gonna do it my way on, baby, don't be afraid If it wasn't for date rape, I'd get laid
He finished up and he the car He around, drove back to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you weren't bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now he's under Come on, party people, you listen to me? rape style
The next day she to her drawer And up her local attorney at law Went to the and filed the police report And then she took the guy's ass to
The day he stood in front of the He screamed, "She lies, little slut" The judge knew he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his eyes is with tears
One night in jail it was late And he was butt-raped by a inmate And he But the guards no attention to his cries
That's when got out of control The moral of this date story is It not pay to be drunk and horny
But the way it had to be locked him up and threw away the key Well, I can't take on men of his kind Even though he now it in the behind
But the way it had to be They locked him up and threw the key Well, I can't take pity on men of his Even though he now takes it in the
She want to She want to She want to She want to take it