Let me tell you about a I know She had a drink an hour ago in a corner by herself In a bar in hell
She heard a noise and she looked through the And saw a man never seen before skin, light blue eyes A double-chin and a plastic
Her eyebrow as he walked through the door And took an empty next to her at the bar "My new car is parked right outside ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One turned to 3 and 4 and they left and got into his car And he drove away place real far
"Now, baby, the time has How'd ya like to have a fun?" And she said, "If we please be on our way I not run"
That's when things got out of She didn't to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, your lucky day Shut your mouth, gonna do it my way on, baby, don't be afraid If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get
He finished up and he the car He turned around, drove to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my you weren't half bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now he's under Come on, party people, you listen to me? Date rape
The next day she went to her And up her local attorney at law Went to the phone and filed the report And then she took the guy's ass to
The day he stood in of the judge He screamed, "She lies, little slut" The knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his eyes is filled tears
One in jail it was getting late And he was by a large inmate And he But the guards paid no to his cries
That's when got out of control The moral of date rape story is It does not pay to be and horny
But the way it had to be They him up and threw away the key Well, I can't take on men of his kind though he now takes it in the behind
But the way it had to be locked him up and threw away the key Well, I can't pity on men of his kind Even he now takes it in the behind
She didn't to She didn't to She want to She didn't to take it