Let me you about a girl I know She had a drink an hour ago Sitting in a by herself In a bar in hell
She heard a noise and she looked through the And saw a man she'd seen before skin, light blue eyes A double-chin and a plastic
Her eyebrow as he walked through the door And an empty seat next to her at the bar "My new car is parked right outside ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One drink to 3 and 4 and they left and got into his car And he drove away some place far
"Now, baby, the has come How'd ya like to a little fun?" And she said, "If we could be on our way I not run"
That's when things got out of She didn't to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, it's your day Shut your mouth, we're do it my way Come on, baby, don't be If it wasn't for date rape, I'd get laid
He up and he started the car He turned around, drove to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you weren't bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now he's [Incomprehensible] on, party people, won't you listen to me? Date style
The next day she went to her And looked up her local at law Went to the phone and filed the report And then she took the ass to court
The day he stood in front of the He screamed, "She lies, little slut" The knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his eyes is filled with
One night in it was getting late And he was butt-raped by a inmate And he But the guards no attention to his cries
when things got out of control The moral of date rape story is It not pay to be drunk and horny
But the way it had to be They locked him up and away the key Well, I take pity on men of his kind Even though he now it in the behind
But the way it had to be They locked him up and threw the key Well, I can't take on men of his kind Even he now takes it in the behind
She want to She didn't to She want to She didn't want to it