Let me tell you about a girl I She had a drink about an ago in a corner by herself In a bar in hell
She heard a noise and she looked the door And saw a man she'd never before skin, light blue eyes A double-chin and a smile
Her eyebrow raised as he walked through the And took an seat next to her at the bar "My brand new car is right outside ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One drink turned to 3 and 4 and left and got into his car And he drove away some place far
"Now, baby, the time has How'd ya like to have a fun?" And she said, "If we please be on our way I not run"
That's things got out of control She didn't to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, it's lucky day your mouth, we're gonna do it my way Come on, baby, be afraid If it wasn't for rape, I'd never get laid
He up and he started the car He around, drove back to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you half bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now he's [Incomprehensible] Come on, party people, won't you to me? Date style
The next day she to her drawer And looked up her attorney at law to the phone and filed the police report And then she took the guy's ass to
The day he stood in front of the He screamed, "She lies, little slut" The judge knew he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his eyes is filled with
One night in jail it was late And he was by a large inmate And he But the guards paid no attention to his
when things got out of control The of this date rape story is It not pay to be drunk and horny
But the way it had to be locked him up and threw away the key Well, I can't pity on men of his kind Even though he now it in the behind
But the way it had to be locked him up and threw away the key Well, I take pity on men of his kind Even though he now takes it in the
She didn't to She want to She want to She want to take it