Let me you about a girl I know She had a drink about an ago in a corner by herself In a bar in hell
She heard a noise and she through the door And saw a man never seen before Light skin, blue eyes A double-chin and a plastic
Her eyebrow raised as he walked the door And an empty seat next to her at the bar "My brand new car is right outside ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One drink turned to 3 and 4 and they left and got his car And he drove some place real far
"Now, baby, the has come ya like to have a little fun?" And she said, "If we could be on our way I not run"
when things got out of control She want to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, it's your day Shut your mouth, gonna do it my way on, baby, don't be afraid If it wasn't for rape, I'd never get laid
He finished up and he the car He around, drove back to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you half bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now he's [Incomprehensible] Come on, party people, you listen to me? rape style
The day she went to her drawer And looked up her attorney at law Went to the phone and the police report And she took the guy's ass to court
The day he stood in of the judge He screamed, "She lies, little slut" The judge knew he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his eyes is filled tears
One night in jail it was getting And he was butt-raped by a large And he But the guards paid no attention to his
That's when things got out of The moral of this date story is It does not pay to be drunk and
But the way it had to be They locked him up and away the key Well, I take pity on men of his kind Even he now takes it in the behind
But the way it had to be locked him up and threw away the key Well, I can't take pity on men of his Even though he now it in the behind
She want to She want to She didn't to She want to take it