Let me tell you about a girl I She had a about an hour ago Sitting in a by herself In a bar in downtown
She heard a noise and she looked the door And saw a man she'd seen before Light skin, light eyes A double-chin and a plastic
Her eyebrow raised as he walked the door And an empty seat next to her at the bar "My new car is parked right outside ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One drink turned to 3 and 4 and left and got into his car And he drove away some place far
"Now, baby, the time has How'd ya to have a little fun?" And she said, "If we please be on our way I not run"
That's things got out of control She didn't to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, your lucky day Shut your mouth, we're do it my way Come on, baby, don't be If it wasn't for rape, I'd never get laid
He finished up and he the car He around, drove back to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you weren't bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now he's [Incomprehensible] Come on, people, won't you listen to me? rape style
The next day she to her drawer And looked up her attorney at law Went to the phone and filed the report And then she the guy's ass to court
The day he in front of the judge He screamed, "She lies, that slut" The judge knew that he was of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his is filled with tears
One night in jail it was getting And he was butt-raped by a large And he But the paid no attention to his cries
when things got out of control The moral of date rape story is It not pay to be drunk and horny
But the way it had to be They locked him up and threw the key Well, I can't pity on men of his kind Even though he now takes it in the
But the way it had to be They locked him up and away the key Well, I can't take on men of his kind Even he now takes it in the behind
She didn't to She want to She didn't to She want to take it