Let me tell you about a girl I She had a about an hour ago in a corner by herself In a bar in downtown
She heard a noise and she looked through the And saw a man never seen before skin, light blue eyes A double-chin and a plastic
Her eyebrow as he walked through the door And an empty seat next to her at the bar "My brand new car is parked right ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One drink turned to 3 and 4 and they left and got his car And he drove some place real far
"Now, baby, the has come How'd ya like to a little fun?" And she said, "If we please be on our way I not run"
when things got out of control She didn't to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, it's lucky day your mouth, we're gonna do it my way Come on, baby, don't be If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get
He finished up and he the car He around, drove back to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you weren't bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now under [Incomprehensible] Come on, party people, won't you to me? Date rape
The next day she went to her And looked up her local at law Went to the and filed the police report And then she took the guy's ass to
The day he stood in front of the He screamed, "She lies, that slut" The judge knew that he was of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his is filled with tears
One night in it was getting late And he was butt-raped by a large And he But the paid no attention to his cries
That's when got out of control The moral of this date story is It not pay to be drunk and horny
But the way it had to be They locked him up and away the key Well, I can't take on men of his kind though he now takes it in the behind
But the way it had to be locked him up and threw away the key Well, I take pity on men of his kind Even though he now it in the behind
She didn't to She didn't to She didn't to She didn't want to it