Let me you about a girl I know She had a drink about an ago Sitting in a corner by In a bar in hell
She heard a noise and she through the door And saw a man she'd never seen Light skin, light eyes A double-chin and a smile
Her eyebrow raised as he walked through the And took an empty seat to her at the bar "My new car is parked right outside How'd ya to go for a ride?"
And she said, "Wait a minute, I to think" He said, "That's fine, may I buy you a drink" One turned to 3 and 4 and they left and got into his car And he away some place real far
"Now, baby, the has come ya like to have a little fun?" And she said, "If we please be on our way I not run"
That's when things got out of She didn't to, he had his way She said, "Let's go" He said, "No way"
Hey, baby, it's lucky day Shut mouth, we're gonna do it my way Come on, baby, be afraid If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get
He finished up and he the car He turned around, drove to the bar He said, "Now, baby, be sad In my opinion you half bad"
She up a rock, threw it at the car Hit him in the head, now under [Incomprehensible] Come on, party people, won't you to me? Date style
The next day she went to her And looked up her attorney at law Went to the phone and the police report And then she took the ass to court
The day he stood in front of the He screamed, "She lies, little slut" The judge knew that he was full of and he gave him 25 years And now his is filled with tears
One night in it was getting late And he was butt-raped by a inmate And he But the guards paid no to his cries
That's when got out of control The moral of this date story is It not pay to be drunk and horny
But the way it had to be They locked him up and threw the key Well, I take pity on men of his kind Even though he now takes it in the
But the way it had to be They him up and threw away the key Well, I can't take pity on men of his Even though he now it in the behind
She didn't to She didn't to She want to She didn't want to it