So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's another rap that I'm ready to It goes like this, my is $hort I'm tearin' up like never before
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too $hort Oakland, that's where I'm from The city where the say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and vogues ain't shit Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and that bitch playin' Too $hort
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that But if you ask me, could you have some, say it doesn't concern me Ronald came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If you're not cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I she'll spit that game Like one night, she to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is life? is Too $hort I play the bitches like it's a Yeah, I'll the bitches just like y'all Like Dr. J basketball
You can call me Too, say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck your You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It on a bright morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch true
So death in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live till week? Will I get shot by a fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to steal my
I really can't say, 'cause I don't why People out here droppin' like flies I to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
Cold as hell, the I'm from Won't last too long when fakin' the funk I'm the rapper, so unique Clap my hand when I want my
You deny it, you know I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax Till he I'm the best at the MC rap
he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap Motherfucker spit straight game on the mic 'Cause he's than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can that junk You little boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker To the end of the world and you over Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I wouldn't even it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall Gettin' clowned by the hound from Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're lickin' that Could a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no out fake ass Simple Simon
I never understood one you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em only one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I don't stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't rappin' now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, crew just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even heard of Too $hort Hit Oakland in Singin' mo' than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker don't waste my time
a girl I know her name is Betty Straight to the head rock it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home boys just get enough
She's a Ph.D., even stop In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's She's the kind of girl that make your knees go
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop the end of time Like rock and I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a Oaktown mack, I ain't playin' To all the home boys doin' in the pen Gonna rock this for you once again
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma shit up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if you're hole dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the Golden
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off you give me some more Big bank, now make me rich bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I this freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort baby sure ain't fake
But the MC's are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, your mouth How can you talk about me, and me weak When your smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I on rappin', if nothin' else your jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic with me, and boy you're doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you never So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, with me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you bastards got the And fuck you 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you damn shithead
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch Check out my