So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So what are you Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap that I'm ready to It goes this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' up like never before
slaps, makin' snaps Cold money and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's where I'm The city where the boys say you don't none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues ain't shit Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and that playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say about that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you in the White House If you're not cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a job She licked my dick, up and down, it was corn on the cob
What is life? Life is Too I the bitches like it's a sport Yeah, play the bitches just like y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, don't say it You'll get me mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a bright in 1987 I was in my to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote rhyme for you You might not my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So much death in the streets Am I gonna live next week? Will I get by a dope fiend Tryin' to get high, to steal my ring
I really can't say, I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the I'm from last too long when you're fakin' the funk I'm the rapper, so unique Clap my hand I want my freak
You can't deny it, you I'm right I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the got him caught up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit game on the mic he's worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that You punk-ass boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be Lookin' so far up, you fall down Gettin' clowned by the hound from Oaktown
And the look in your face you're lickin' that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I never one word you said But you're up and down that you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I to know Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the player of players, call me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' stop rappin' now you see what happens
Your is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
even heard of Too $hort baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's waste my time
a girl I know her name is Betty Straight to the head just it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home boys just get enough
She's a Ph.D., even stop In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your go crack
Feel the beat, rock me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got this It's not gonna stop the end of time Like rock and roll I'll play song To the beat all day and all night
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the home doin' time in the pen Gonna rock beat for you once again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma tear shit up, if I get the I could give a less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the State
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me some Big bank, now just make me Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
out my style, baby I don't quit I heard this say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too baby damn sure ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your How can you about me, and call me weak your father smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep jealous thoughts to yourself and bitch, he's a MC right Ain't sayin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy you're I send a trick a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you never So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a bitch and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just don't Motherfuck you damn shithead
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