So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's another rap that I'm to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like before
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California that's where I'm The city the boys say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you and vogues ain't really shit Wanna so hard, all of the time You and that bitch playin' Too $hort
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you the answer To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If you're not sellin' Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know spit that game one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I play the bitches like it's a Yeah, I'll the bitches just like y'all Like Dr. J basketball
You can me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck your You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a bright morning in I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named bitches, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So death in the Oakland streets Am I live till next week? Will I get shot by a fiend to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here dead like flies I used to see a boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're fakin' the I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand when I my freak
You can't deny it, you know I'm I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap can't spit straight game on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a dike
He's a sucker MC, I call him Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch junk You little punk-ass boy, listen to me I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I even sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you fall down Gettin' clowned by the hound from Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no Played out ass Simple Simon
I never understood one word you But you're swearin' up and down that you're 'em dead There's only one thing, I to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I just don't stop mackin', don't stop Don't rappin' now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC tell you what rhymes are weak, your rap the same And when it to game, you are lame
Never heard of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in Singin' mo' raps a rap could rhyme Tellin' MC's don't waste my time
There's a girl I know her name is Straight to the head just rock it She's so freaky she'll you up All the home boys just can't get
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say black She's the kind of that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big roller and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop the end of time Like and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the home doin' time in the pen Gonna rock beat for you once again
If you can't get out and you're mad as Say bitch, now make it sound for I'ma tear shit up, if I get the I could give a less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and raised in the State
Call me T O O, if you say rap my ass off till you give me some more Big bank, now make me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I don't I this freak say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby damn sure fake
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, your mouth How can you talk me, and call me weak When your father smokes coke and you a freak
So I on rappin', if nothin' else Keep your jealous to yourself Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't sayin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you never So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, don't quit Motherfuck you damn bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch Check out my