So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's rap that I'm ready to spit It like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' up like never before
Pimp slaps, makin' Cold cash and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's where I'm The city where the boys say you want none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues ain't really Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say about that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the House If you're not cocaine? Ask your wife, Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I play the like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just like Like Dr. J played
You can call me Too, say it twice You'll get me real mad and fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Nasty bitches, around the world, I this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch true
So much in the Oakland streets Am I gonna till next week? Will I get shot by a dope Tryin' to get high, tryin' to steal my
I really say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the rapper, so unique Clap my hand when I want my
You can't deny it, you know I'm I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap can't spit straight game on the mic 'Cause he's than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to spit rap, you can scratch that junk You little boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall Gettin' clowned by the from east Oaktown
And the look in your when you're lickin' that tooth make a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no Played out fake ass Simple
I never understood one you said But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I wanted to Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just don't mackin', don't stop cappin' stop rappin' now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, crew just cut Sucker MC tell you what Your rhymes are weak, your rap the And it comes to game, you are lame
even heard of Too $hort baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' than a rap could rhyme sucker MC's don't waste my time
There's a girl I her name is Betty Straight to the just rock it steady She's so freaky juice you up All the boys just can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the like that goin', top, top, top I say white girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your knees go
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big roller and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got this It's not stop till the end of time Like rock and roll I'll that song To the beat all day and all long
So liten up, to I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, I ain't playin' To all the home boys time in the pen Gonna this beat for you once again
If you can't get out and you're mad as Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma shit up, if I get the chance I could a fuck less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and in the Golden State
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me some Big bank, now make me rich Bitch bitch bitch bitch me rich
Check out my style, baby I don't I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort baby damn ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are screamin' Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your How can you talk about me, and call me When your father smokes coke and you mother's a
So I on rappin', if nothin' else Keep your thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC Ain't nothin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy you're I send a trick a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you never So fresh again cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, with me Fuck a skank and a sucker MC All you got the claps And you punk 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you damn bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it stop And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch Check out my