So you motherfuckers I was change my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap that I'm to spit It like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like never
Pimp slaps, snaps cash money and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's I'm from The city where the boys say you don't none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you and vogues ain't really shit Wanna so hard, all of the time You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If you're not cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that Like one night, she came to my house, and me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I play the bitches it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just like Like Dr. J basketball
You can me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright morning in I was in my drop to y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch true
So much in the Oakland streets Am I live till next week? Will I get shot by a fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to my ring
I really can't say, 'cause I don't why People out here droppin' dead like I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand when I want my
You deny it, you know I'm right I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I won't back, or relax he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the They got him up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit straight on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a dike
He's a MC, I call him punk to spit that rap, you can scratch that junk You punk-ass boy, wouldn't listen to me I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I even sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in face when you're lickin' that tooth make a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I never understood one word you But swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em dead only one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I just don't stop mackin', stop cappin' stop rappin' now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, crew just cut MC I'll tell you what Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And it comes to game, you are lame
even heard of Too $hort baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker don't waste my time
There's a I know her name is Betty Straight to the head just it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home just can't get enough
a Ph.D., don't even stop In the back like goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's She's the kind of girl that make knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, capper
Hey baby, I got this It's not stop till the end of time Like rock and roll I'll play that To the beat all day and all night
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, I ain't playin' To all the home boys time in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma tear shit up, if I get the I could give a fuck less if you're don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was and raised in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you give me more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, I don't quit I heard this say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby damn sure ain't
But the MC's are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut mouth How can you talk about me, and me weak When your father smokes coke and you mother's a
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' your jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic with me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the motel
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at your I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh again with
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, don't quit Motherfuck you damn shithead
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch out my style