So you thought I was change my style? So what are you Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap I'm ready to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like before
Pimp slaps, snaps cash money and Too $hort raps Oakland, that's where I'm from The city where the say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues ain't shit Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say about that money But if you ask me, could you some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, are you doin' in the White House If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a job She licked my dick, up and down, it was corn on the cob
What is life? Life is Too I play the bitches it's a sport Yeah, play the bitches just like y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck your You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright morning in I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not like my rap, but I'm you bitch it's true
So much death in the Oakland Am I gonna till next week? Will I get by a dope fiend to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like I to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm Won't last too long when you're fakin' the I'm the rapper, so unique Clap my when I want my freak
You deny it, you know I'm right I turn any rapper out I'm on the mic And I won't back, or relax Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him up in my serious cap Motherfucker spit straight game on the mic 'Cause he's than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to spit rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, listen to me I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and push you luck couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be so far up, you might fall down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simple
I never understood one you said But swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I to know motherfucker, where's the joke?
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I just don't stop mackin', don't cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see happens
mind is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC tell you what Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
even heard of Too $hort baby Hit in 1980 mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker don't waste my time
There's a girl I know her name is to the head just rock it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home just can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the like that goin', top, top, top I won't say girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, rock me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop the end of time Like rock and I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I ain't To all the home boys doin' in the pen Gonna rock this for you once again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now make it for real I'ma tear up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you give me some Big bank, now just make me bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, fucked the Too $hort baby damn sure ain't
But the MC's are screamin' loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you talk about me, and me weak When your father smokes coke and you mother's a
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' Keep your jealous to yourself Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic Fuck with me, and boy doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you never So fresh with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, don't quit you damn shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it won't stop, out my style