So you motherfuckers I was change my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my is $hort I'm shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California that's I'm from The city where the boys say you want none
But if you do, I'm tell you this and vogues ain't really shit Wanna so hard, all of the time You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If you're not sellin' Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll that game Like one night, she came to my house, and me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is life? is Too $hort I play the like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, don't say it You'll get me real mad and I'll your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a bright morning in I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch Helen Nasty bitches, the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So much death in the Oakland Am I gonna till next week? Will I get shot by a dope Tryin' to get high, to steal my ring
I can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead flies I to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
Cold as hell, the I'm from Won't last too long when you're fakin' the I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand I want my freak
You deny it, you know I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap Motherfucker can't spit game on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a Frisco
a sucker MC, I call him punk Tryin' to that rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker To the end of the world and push you Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be so far up, you might fall down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're lickin' tooth make a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I never understood one word you But you're swearin' up and down that killin' 'em dead only one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your rhymes are weak, your rap the And when it to game, you are lame
even heard of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's waste my time
a girl I know her name is Betty Straight to the just rock it steady She's so freaky juice you up All the home boys can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say black the kind of girl that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got this It's not gonna till the end of time Like rock and roll I'll play song To the beat all day and all night
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the home doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this for you once again
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now make it for real I'ma shit up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if you're hole don't See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the Golden
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me more Big bank, now just make me Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I don't I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby sure ain't fake
But the MC's are screamin' loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you about me, and call me weak When your father smokes coke and you mother's a
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' Keep your jealous thoughts to Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic Fuck with me, and boy doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh again with
shit, fuckin' with me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you bastards got the And you punk 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just quit you damn shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it stop And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch out my style