So you motherfuckers I was change my style? So what are you Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap that I'm to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, makin' Cold money and Too $hort raps Oakland, that's where I'm from The city where the boys say you don't want
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and vogues ain't shit Wanna so hard, all of the time You and that bitch playin' Too rhymes
If you ask me, what all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it concern me Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the House If you're not cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, it was corn on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I play the bitches it's a sport Yeah, I'll the bitches just like y'all Like Dr. J played
You can call me Too, don't say it You'll get me mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a morning in 1987 I was in my drop to y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So death in the Oakland streets Am I live till next week? Will I get shot by a fiend to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead flies I used to see a home boy five Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
Cold as hell, the I'm from last too long when you're fakin' the funk I'm the rapper, so unique Clap my hand I want my freak
You can't deny it, you I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him up in my serious cap can't spit straight game on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a dike
a sucker MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch junk You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker To the end of the world and push you Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face you're lickin' that tooth Could make a grown man die, at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no out fake ass Simple Simon
I never understood one word you But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I don't stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't rappin' now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And when it to game, you are lame
Never even heard of Too baby Hit Oakland in Singin' mo' raps a rap could rhyme Tellin' MC's don't waste my time
There's a girl I know her is Betty Straight to the head just rock it She's so freaky juice you up All the home boys can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., even stop In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your go crack
the beat, rock with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big roller and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme not gonna stop till the end of time Like and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, I ain't playin' To all the home boys doin' in the pen Gonna rock beat for you once again
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now make it sound for tear shit up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if you're hole dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was and raised in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you me some more Big bank, now just make me Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
out my style, baby I don't quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, fucked the Too baby damn sure ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are screamin' Sayin' Sir Too $hort, your mouth How can you talk about me, and me weak When your father smokes coke and you a freak
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' Keep jealous thoughts to yourself and bitch, he's a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic Fuck with me, and boy you're I send a trick a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you never So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you got the claps And you punk 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you damn shithead
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch Check out my