So you thought I was gonna change my So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's another rap that I'm to spit It goes like this, my name is I'm shit up like never before
slaps, makin' snaps Cold cash and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's I'm from The city the boys say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and vogues really shit Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and that bitch playin' Too $hort
If you ask me, it's all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I play the bitches like a sport Yeah, I'll the bitches just like y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can me Too, don't say it twice get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a bright in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's
So much in the Oakland streets Am I gonna till next week? I get shot by a dope fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to my ring
I really can't say, I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like I used to see a home boy five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're fakin' the I'm the rapper, so unique Clap my hand I want my freak
You deny it, you know I'm right I turn any rapper out I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax Till he I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the They got him up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit game on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a dike
He's a MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can that junk You little boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you MC's To the end of the and push you over Good couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall Gettin' clowned by the hound from Oaktown
And the in your face when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no out fake ass Simple Simon
I never one word you said But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I wanted to Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I don't stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, your just cut MC I'll tell you what Your are weak, your rap the same And it comes to game, you are lame
Never even of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in Singin' mo' than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't waste my
a girl I know her name is Betty Straight to the just rock it steady so freaky she'll juice you up All the home boys just get enough
a Ph.D., don't even stop In the like that goin', top, top, top I say white girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your knees go
Feel the beat, with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop the end of time rock and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all long
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the home boys doin' in the pen Gonna rock beat for you once again
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now make it for real I'ma tear up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was and raised in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you me some more Big bank, now just make me Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
out my style, baby I don't quit I this freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort baby damn sure fake
But the sucker MC's are screamin' Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your How can you talk about me, and me weak your father smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep your thoughts to yourself and bitch, he's a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, with me Fuck a bitch and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you damn shithead
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch Check out my