So you motherfuckers I was gonna my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's rap that I'm ready to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California where I'm from The city where the boys say you want none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and ain't really shit Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and that bitch Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you in the White House If you're not cocaine? Ask wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, it was corn on the cob
is life? Life is Too $hort I the bitches like it's a sport Yeah, I'll the bitches just like y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, don't say it get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright morning in I was in my drop to y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I this rhyme for you You not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So much death in the Oakland Am I gonna till next week? I get shot by a dope fiend Tryin' to get high, to steal my ring
I really say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' like flies I used to see a boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand when I my freak
You can't deny it, you know I'm I turn any rapper out I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap Motherfucker can't spit straight on the mic 'Cause worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I call him Tryin' to spit rap, you can scratch that junk You little boy, wouldn't listen to me I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and push you Good luck couldn't find you in a four clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I wouldn't sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the in your face when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simple
I understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and that you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't rappin' now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, crew just cut Sucker MC tell you what Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And it comes to game, you are lame
Never even of Too $hort baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't my time
There's a I know her name is Betty Straight to the just rock it steady She's so freaky juice you up All the home boys just can't get
a Ph.D., don't even stop In the like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's the kind of girl that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not stop till the end of time Like rock and I'll play that song To the all day and all night long
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I playin' To all the home boys time in the pen Gonna this beat for you once again
If you can't get out and you're mad as Say bitch, now make it for real I'ma tear up, if I get the chance I could give a less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and raised in the State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off you give me some more Big bank, now make me rich Bitch bitch bitch bitch make me
Check out my style, baby I quit I this freak say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby damn sure ain't
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut mouth How can you about me, and call me weak When your father smokes coke and you mother's a
So I on rappin', if nothin' else Keep jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC Ain't sayin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a a 357 pointed at your dome I got cap for cap, you never So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you bastards got the And fuck you punk 'cause you can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you damn bitch
Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop, out my style