So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like before
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California where I'm from The city where the boys say you don't want
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and vogues ain't really Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and that bitch Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, say it's about that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know spit that game Like one night, she to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, it was corn on the cob
What is Life is Too $hort I the bitches like it's a sport Yeah, play the bitches just like y'all Like Dr. J basketball
You can call me Too, say it twice get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen bitches, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So death in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live till week? Will I get shot by a dope to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I really say, 'cause I don't know why out here droppin' dead like flies I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm last too long when you're fakin' the funk I'm the rapper, so unique my hand when I want my freak
You can't deny it, you know I'm I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't back, or relax Till he I'm the best at the MC rap
he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap can't spit straight game on the mic 'Cause he's worse a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to that rap, you can scratch that junk You punk-ass boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you fall down clowned by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're that tooth make a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no Played out fake ass Simon
I understood one word you said But swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em dead There's one thing, I wanted to know motherfucker, where's the joke?
I'm the player of players, call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, your crew cut MC I'll tell you what Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And it comes to game, you are lame
Never heard of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't my time
a girl I know her name is Betty Straight to the head rock it steady She's so she'll juice you up All the home boys just can't get
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the like that goin', top, top, top I say white girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl make your knees go crack
the beat, rock with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop till the end of rock and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a Oaktown mack, I ain't playin' To all the home boys doin' in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you again
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma tear up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was and raised in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you me some more Big bank, now just make me Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I heard this say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby sure ain't fake
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your How can you talk about me, and call me When your father coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep your jealous to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC Ain't sayin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you never So fresh with cusswords
shit, fuckin' with me Fuck a skank and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk 'cause you can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, don't quit Motherfuck you shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it won't stop, Check out my