So you thought I was gonna my style? So what are you Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit another rap that I'm ready to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up never before
Pimp slaps, makin' Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California where I'm from The city where the boys say you don't none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and vogues ain't shit roll so hard, all of the time You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you the answer To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the House If you're not sellin' Ask wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is life? Life is Too I play the bitches like a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches like y'all Like Dr. J basketball
You can call me Too, say it twice get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you it's true
So much in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live till next Will I get shot by a dope Tryin' to get high, tryin' to my ring
I really say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the master rapper, so my hand when I want my freak
You can't it, you know I'm right I turn any rapper out I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap Motherfucker spit straight game on the mic 'Cause worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I call him Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that You little punk-ass boy, listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I wouldn't even it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you fall down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face you're lickin' that tooth Could a grown man die, laughin' at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I never understood one you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em There's only one thing, I wanted to motherfucker, where's the joke?
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC I'll tell you rhymes are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
even heard of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in Singin' mo' raps a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't my time
There's a girl I know her name is Straight to the just rock it steady so freaky she'll juice you up All the home boys just get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the back like goin', top, top, top I won't say girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your knees go
Feel the beat, with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big roller and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got this not gonna stop till the end of time Like rock and roll play that song To the all day and all night long
So liten up, to I'm sayin' I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the home doin' time in the pen rock this beat for you once again
If you can't get out and you're mad as Say bitch, now make it sound for I'ma tear shit up, if I get the I could give a fuck less if you're don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off you give me some more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I this freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, fucked the Too $hort baby damn ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are screamin' Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your How can you talk about me, and me weak your father smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep your jealous thoughts to and bitch, he's a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh again cusswords
shit, fuckin' with me Fuck a bitch and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk 'cause you still rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, don't quit Motherfuck you damn bitch
Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch Check out my