So you motherfuckers I was change my style? So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's another rap that I'm ready to It goes like this, my is $hort I'm tearin' shit up never before
Pimp slaps, makin' Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California that's where I'm The city where the say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm tell you this Trues and ain't really shit Wanna so hard, all of the time You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, could you some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, are you doin' in the White House If you're not sellin' Ask wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is life? Life is Too I play the bitches like a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, say it twice get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Nasty bitches, the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch true
So much in the Oakland streets Am I gonna till next week? Will I get shot by a fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to my ring
I really can't say, 'cause I know why People out here droppin' dead like I used to see a boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm Won't last too when you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand when I want my
You can't it, you know I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit straight on the mic 'Cause he's than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch junk You little punk-ass boy, listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you MC's To the end of the world and push you Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall Gettin' clowned by the from east Oaktown
And the look in your when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no Played out fake ass Simple
I understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em There's only one thing, I wanted to Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just don't stop mackin', don't cappin' Don't rappin' now you see what happens
mind is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your rhymes are weak, your rap the And when it to game, you are lame
Never heard of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in Singin' mo' raps than a rap rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't waste my
There's a I know her name is Betty to the head just rock it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the boys just can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't stop In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say girl, won't say she's black the kind of girl that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, rock me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big roller and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got this It's not gonna stop till the end of Like and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I playin' To all the home boys time in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you once
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now make it for real tear shit up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the Golden
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you me some more Big bank, now make me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
out my style, baby I don't quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, fucked the Too $hort baby damn ain't fake
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, your mouth How can you talk about me, and call me When your smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC sayin' nothin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy you're I send a trick with a hoe to the motel
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you never So fresh with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, with me Fuck a bitch and a sucker MC All you bastards got the And fuck you 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just quit you damn shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch out my style