So you motherfuckers I was change my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that another rap that I'm ready to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like never
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California that's I'm from The city where the boys say you don't none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues ain't really roll so hard, all of the time You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about money But if you ask me, could you some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the House If you're not cocaine? Ask wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
is life? Life is Too $hort I play the bitches like it's a Yeah, I'll play the bitches just y'all Like Dr. J basketball
You can call me Too, don't say it get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So much death in the streets Am I live till next week? Will I get by a dope fiend to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I really say, 'cause I don't know why out here droppin' dead like flies I used to see a boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the I'm from Won't last too when you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand when I my freak
You can't it, you know I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap Motherfucker can't spit straight on the mic he's worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk Tryin' to that rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't to me Think I'm but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and push you Good luck couldn't find you in a four clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I even sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall clowned by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in face when you're lickin' that tooth Could a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no Played out fake ass Simon
I never understood one word you But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's one thing, I wanted to know motherfucker, where's the joke?
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My is Too $hort, no I don't stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, crew just cut Sucker MC I'll you what Your rhymes are weak, your rap the And when it comes to game, you are
Never even heard of Too baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap rhyme Tellin' MC's don't waste my time
There's a girl I know her name is Straight to the just rock it steady so freaky she'll juice you up All the home boys can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't stop In the back like goin', top, top, top I won't say girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, rock me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got this It's not gonna till the end of time Like rock and roll play that song To the all day and all night long
So liten up, to I'm sayin' I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the boys doin' time in the pen Gonna this beat for you once again
If you can't get out and you're mad as Say bitch, now make it sound for I'ma tear up, if I get the chance I could a fuck less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you give me more Big bank, now make me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
out my style, baby I don't quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort baby damn sure fake
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your How can you about me, and call me weak When father smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I on rappin', if nothin' else Keep your jealous to yourself and bitch, he's a MC right Ain't sayin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone a 357 pointed at your dome I got cap for cap, you heard So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, with me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you got the claps And fuck you 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just quit you damn shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch out my style