So you thought I was gonna change my So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap I'm ready to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like never
slaps, makin' snaps Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, that's where I'm from The city where the boys say you don't want
But if you do, I'm tell you this Trues and vogues ain't shit roll so hard, all of the time You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, say it's about that money But if you ask me, could you have some, say it doesn't concern me Ronald came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you in the White House If you're not sellin' Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll that game one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is life? is Too $hort I play the like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches like y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, don't say it You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a bright morning in I was in my to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So much death in the streets Am I gonna live next week? Will I get shot by a fiend to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I really can't say, 'cause I know why People out here droppin' dead flies I used to see a boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the master rapper, so my hand when I want my freak
You can't it, you know I'm right I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or he knows I'm the best at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track got him caught up in my serious cap Motherfucker spit straight game on the mic 'Cause worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can that junk You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker To the end of the world and push you luck couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall clowned by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in face when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I never understood one word you But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I just don't mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, your just cut MC I'll tell you what Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even heard of Too baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's waste my time
There's a I know her name is Betty Straight to the head rock it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home boys can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., even stop In the like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say black She's the kind of girl that make knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop till the end of Like rock and roll I'll that song To the beat all day and all night
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the boys doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you once
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now make it sound for tear shit up, if I get the chance I give a fuck less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and in the Golden State
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you me some more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch bitch me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort baby damn ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are screamin' Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you talk me, and call me weak When your smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I on rappin', if nothin' else your jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC Ain't sayin' but he's holdin' the mic with me, and boy you're doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you never So again with cusswords
shit, fuckin' with me Fuck a skank bitch and a MC All you bastards got the And fuck you punk 'cause you can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just don't Motherfuck you damn bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it stop And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch Check out my