So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap that I'm ready to It like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like before
Pimp slaps, makin' Cold money and Too $hort raps Oakland, California where I'm from The city where the boys say you don't none
But if you do, I'm tell you this Trues and ain't really shit Wanna so hard, all of the time You and bitch playin' Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't me Ronald Reagan up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the House If you're not sellin' Ask your wife, Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is life? is Too $hort I play the bitches like a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches like y'all Like Dr. J played
You can call me Too, say it twice get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright morning in I was in my to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch named Helen bitches, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you it's true
So death in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live next week? Will I get by a dope fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to my ring
I really can't say, I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like I to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
as hell, the town I'm from Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand I want my freak
You can't deny it, you I'm right I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the They got him caught up in my cap can't spit straight game on the mic 'Cause he's worse a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk to spit that rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, listen to me Think I'm but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall Gettin' clowned by the from east Oaktown
And the look in your face when lickin' that tooth make a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out ass Simple Simon
I understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em There's only one thing, I wanted to Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just don't mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what
Your mind is gone, your just cut Sucker MC tell you what Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even heard of Too $hort Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap could Tellin' sucker MC's don't waste my
There's a girl I her name is Betty Straight to the just rock it steady so freaky she'll juice you up All the boys just can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's She's the kind of girl that make knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop the end of time Like rock and I'll play that song To the beat all day and all long
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I ain't To all the boys doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma shit up, if I get the chance I give a fuck less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and raised in the Golden
Call me T O O, if you say I'ma rap my ass off till you me some more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, fucked the Too $hort damn sure ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you about me, and call me weak When your smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC Ain't sayin' nothin' but holdin' the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at dome I got cap for cap, you never So fresh again cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, don't quit Motherfuck you damn bitch
Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't stop And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch out my style