Frank (lead guitar, vocals) cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny (slide guitar, vocals) Ike (lead vocals) Peter (keyboards) mars (keyboards) Arthur (bass, vocals) Ed (percussion) Vinnie (drums) (tenor saxophone) Marginal (baritone saxophone) (bass saxophone) Dale (vocals) Al (vocals) steward (harmonica)
Backstage at the local armory, mary, in her little white dress, is wiping the remnants of her performance off the of her mouth as larry (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order t E an honest living) up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago, as they kneel with their little pink mou Pen near the crew bus, hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of on the jolly lads who set up the p.a. system.
Hey hey hey all you in these towns I know you're gettin' tired Of all the clowns They give you no respect They treat you nice So you oughta try A friendly advice And be a slut Hey, you'll it Be a crew It's a way of Be a slut See the Don't a fuss, just get on the bus Crew Add water makes own sauce Be a slut So you don't forget, call midnite tonite The in the crew Are waiting for you You to get move around You never go I know yer prob'ly gettin' Of all the guys out You always wondered what like To go from to place So, darlin', take a little On the mixer's Be a crew Just follow the magic Be a slut Hey, love it! Be a crew It's a way of I ain't squash it And you don't need to it! slut Hey, I'll buy you a Crew Of course I'll you to warren The in the crew Are waiting for you
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock group's and have a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they a Dowed with a deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. obviously impressed with larry's ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it, mary kneel In and reaches upward in gestures of supplication, listening intently as continues to sing...
Well you to alabama, girl, 'n' too 'n' all the boys in the Is good to you I know yer to yourself is the way to go' 'cause you need a little extra They will give you mo' `cause the crew slut
Eh, hah ha, I'm leather...
That's good! a lot of the boys in the crew leather...
And rubber...
Yeh, they rubber too...shrink-tubing With a dryer...
Road crew Trade your spot on the For a guy a wrench And be a...
Ha ha ha...
You like that, I you you'd love it... a way of life!
Road crew The in the crew Have got a for you! Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
A for me?
Road chorus: Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
Hmmm, we got a for you!
Road crew Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
Whaddya
crew chorus: Ren nah
Whaddya give me?
Road crew Ren nah Ren nah
It looks just a telefunken u-47 love it...
With
scrutinizer: Eh errr, eh eh...this is,eh, the scrutinizer again... And so was enticed away from joe By an barbarian with a wrench in his pocket Lured into a of sleazery the entire road crew of some Famous rock (I don't know it was really toad-o or not ...i don't know... I'll it out) we see Big trouble!