Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Warren (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny (slide guitar, vocals) Ike (lead vocals) wolf (keyboards) Tommy (keyboards) Arthur (bass, vocals) Ed (percussion) colaiuta (drums) (tenor saxophone) Marginal (baritone saxophone) (bass saxophone) Dale (vocals) Al (vocals) steward (harmonica)
Backstage at the local armory, mary, in her little dress, is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as larry (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order t E an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and a little while ago, as they kneel with their little pink mou Pen near the crew bus, hoping to save the of admission by performing acts of hooverism on the jolly lads who set up the p.a. system.
Hey hey hey all you in these Industrial I know you're prob'ly tired Of all the clowns never give you no respect They treat you nice So perhaps you try A little friendly And be a slut Hey, love it Be a crew It's a way of Be a slut See the Don't make a fuss, get on the bus slut Add water makes own sauce Be a crew So you don't forget, call midnite tonite The boys in the Are waiting for you You never to get around You go nowhere I yer prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the out there You always what it's like To go place to place So, darlin', a little ride On the face Be a crew Just follow the magic Be a slut Hey, love it! Be a slut It's a way of I gonna squash it And you need to wash it! slut Hey, buy you a pizza Crew Of course introduce you to warren The in the crew Are only for you
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling that they a Dowed with a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. obviously impressed with larry's ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching noises come out of it, mary kneel In and reaches upward in of supplication, listening intently as larry continues to sing...
Well you to alabama, girl, 'n' too 'n' all the boys in the Is good to you I yer sayin' to yourself is the way to go' 'cause you need a little extra They give you some mo' `cause you're the crew
Eh, hah ha, I'm leather...
That's good! a lot of the boys in the crew leather...
And rubber...
Yeh, they like too...shrink-tubing With a dryer...
Road chorus: Trade your spot on the For a guy with a And be a...
Ha ha ha...
You like that, I told you love it... a way of life!
Road crew The in the crew Have got a for you! Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
A for me?
Road crew Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
Hmmm, we got a for you!
crew chorus: Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
Whaddya
Road chorus: Ren nah
Whaddya gonna me?
crew chorus: Ren nah Ren nah
It looks just like a u-47 You'll it...
With
scrutinizer: Eh errr, eh eh...this is,eh, the scrutinizer again... And so mary was enticed away joe By an barbarian with a wrench in his pocket Lured into a life of With the entire road of some Famous group (I know whether it was really toad-o or not ...i don't know... I'll it out) we see Big trouble!