Frank (lead guitar, vocals) cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny (slide guitar, vocals) Ike (lead vocals) wolf (keyboards) Tommy (keyboards) Arthur (bass, vocals) Ed (percussion) Vinnie (drums) (tenor saxophone) Marginal (baritone saxophone) (bass saxophone) Dale (vocals) Al (vocals) steward (harmonica)
Backstage at the armory, mary, in her little white dress, is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as larry (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order t E an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen-age who were stomping and clapping a little while ago, as they kneel with their little pink mou Pen the crew bus, hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of hooverism on the jolly lads who set up the p.a. system.
Hey hey hey all you in these towns I know you're prob'ly gettin' Of all the clowns They never give you no They treat you nice So perhaps you try A little advice And be a crew Hey, love it Be a slut a way of life Be a crew See the Don't a fuss, just get on the bus slut Add water makes own sauce Be a crew So you forget, call before midnite tonite The boys in the Are just for you You never to get around You go nowhere I know yer prob'ly gettin' Of all the guys out You always what it's like To go from to place So, darlin', take a little On the face Be a slut Just follow the magic Be a slut Hey, love it! Be a slut a way of life I ain't gonna it And you don't to wash it! slut Hey, buy you a pizza slut Of course introduce you to warren The boys in the Are waiting for you
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they a Dowed with a deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. obviously impressed with larry's ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it, mary kneel In and reaches upward in gestures of supplication, listening as larry continues to sing...
Well you to alabama, girl, 'n' too 'n' all the boys in the Is good to you I know yer to yourself is the way to go' 'cause when you need a little will give you some mo' `cause you're the slut
Eh, hah ha, I'm leather...
That's good! a lot of the in the crew love leather...
And rubber...
Yeh, they like too...shrink-tubing a hair dryer...
Road chorus: Trade your on the bench For a guy a wrench And be a...
Ha ha ha...
You that, huh? I you you'd love it... a way of life!
Road crew The in the crew Have got a for you! Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
A for me?
Road crew Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
Hmmm, we got a for you!
crew chorus: Ren nah Ren nah Ren nah
Whaddya
Road crew Ren nah
Whaddya give me?
crew chorus: Ren nah Ren nah
It just like a telefunken u-47 love it...
With
scrutinizer: Eh errr, eh eh...this is,eh, the central again... And so mary was enticed away joe By an evil barbarian with a in his pocket Lured a life of sleazery With the entire road crew of rock group (I don't whether it was really toad-o or not ...i don't know... I'll it out) we see Big trouble!