Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you talk about bladder problems
Then the man you talk to will probably be my cousin Earl

I guess you all Earl
He lives out on Route 13 out on that farm
Earl don't like it when you get his farm
Confused with a farm
A worm farm is for worms and a maggot farm is for

And Earl's got the biggest in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl believes might be due to the fact that
St. Smithen's Facility
Has been their waste on his property

Interesting about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the disappeared
And then the next day his disappeared
And then a few after that his '57 Chevy disappeared
But there they are the biggest maggots

Anyway one day and I were standin' in the kitchen
Giant maggots crawlin' the floor
And Earl turns to me and he

"Do you go to make a pork sausage
And find that got hairs all over it?"
And he gives me a look that chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and they call him Junior
Which I think is pretty clever since he is son
He's not really a boy
Ever since that accident

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone
He weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I he's a sick boy

suggested that well, maybe I talk to him
So I went into his bedroom and I sat him
But before I could say a word Earl looked at me and he said

"Didja ever go to make a sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And he gave me a look that still me to this day

Now, Earl's got a and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so like a little girl
As she like a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames this too on the fact
St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been dumpin' on his maggot

And I never had much contact with Essie,
Excuse me, I even think that much of her to get her name right
I never had contact with her
She just normally just sits on the
Like a little ball of fungus and boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of fungus its mouth
(Or what I guess was its mouth I'd hate to think what it could be)
And out of orifice floated the words

"Didja ever go to a, a pork sausage
And it's got hair all over it?"
And then that, little pile of fungus
Gave me a look that chills me to day

Now Earl's got a wife and we her wife, we don't know her name
she's never really said that much
For the longest time we thought she only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we that meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But we found out that
What she was really to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big word which doesn't come up much in conversation
Especially amongst
We never heard her say anything other than

You know she down at
at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job although she only does say those
Well that one

And we have her say another thing once
But that was a long time ago we sittin' around the house
And she looked at me and she

"Do you go to make a pork sausage
And find that it's got growin' all over it?"
And she gave me a look chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his whole family fishin' down in Creek
He took his wife who could say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Junior who took the day off from calling
976 - barnyard
And he took that little that little ball of fungus
Effie-Sue of his along him

They all got in a little and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage
Has been known to their stuff into Miller's Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels in the creek
With little things on that say
'St. Smithen's Medical and Pork Sausage Distillery'

Anyway Earl was
And he caught a wall-eyed bass had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a wall-eyed bass
Earl looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't be good to eat"

So he took out his knife to cut it
But fish looked up at him and it said
"Please, mister don't eat me"
And Earl said, "But I'm I'm hungry"

"I work on a maggot
My wife can say 'Dog-pussy'
My daughter is a pile of
My son spent all of his college money calling numbers
I to eat you"

And fish said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I have to I to"
So the said, "Alright then, if you're gonna cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja go to eat a pork sausage
And find got hairs growin' all over it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes back at Earl
And they back at his wife who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they back at his weird 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared back at little pile of pus
That for Earl's daughter

And they gave them a
All eyes gave them a look
A look they will not forget until this very day
Oh, man