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Now you wanna talk bladder problems
Then the man you wanna talk to will be my cousin Earl

I guess you all know
He lives out on 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl don't like it when you get his farm
with a worm farm
A worm farm is for and a maggot farm is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state, feet long
Of course, now believes this might be due to the fact that
St. Medical Facility
Has been dumping their on his property

Interesting thing about maggots is that
That, well, one day the china
And then the next day his television
And then a few days after that his '57 disappeared
But there they are the world's maggots

Anyway one day and I were standin' in the kitchen
Giant crawlin' across the floor
And Earl turns to me and he

"Do you go to make a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs all over it?"
And he gives me a look that still chills me to day

Now Earl's got a son and they call him Earl
Which I think is pretty clever he is Earl's son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since tractor accident

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 of 976 phone bills
He called weird, unnatural numbers like with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I he's a sick boy

Earl suggested well, maybe I talk to him
So I into his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl Junior at me and he said

"Didja ever go to make a sausage
And find it's got hairs all it?"
And he gave me a look that still me to this day

Now, Earl's got a and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so much like a little
As she looks like a, a big of fungus
Earl this too on the fact that
St. Smithen's Medical has been dumpin' on his maggot farm

And I never had much contact with Essie,
Excuse me, I don't even think that much of her to get her right
I never had contact with her
She normally just sits on the couch
Like a ball of fungus and just boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of opened its mouth
(Or I guess was its mouth I'd hate to think what else it could be)
And out of orifice floated the words

"Didja go to make a, a pork sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And then that, that little pile of
me a look that chills me to this day

Now got a wife and we call her wife, we don't know her name
Because she's never really said that
For the longest time we thought she could only say two
Which 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought that meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But we found out that
What she was really to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word which doesn't come up in conversation
amongst Baptists
We never her say anything other than that

You know she down at
Down at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery
Got a paying job there although she only does say those
Well one word

And we have heard her say another thing
But that was a long ago we were sittin' around the house
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find that it's got growin' all over it?"
And she gave me a look that chills me to day

Now one day Earl took his whole family fishin' down in Creek
He took his wife who only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl Junior who the day off from calling
976 - numbers
And he took that little that little of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his along him

They all got in a little boat and started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery
Has been known to their stuff into Miller's Creek
All of heinous stuff, big barrels floatin' in the creek
With little things on that say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage

Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed bass which had twenty-seven on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed wall-eyed
Earl looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't be good to eat"

So he out his knife to cut it open
But that fish up at him and it said
"Please, mister please eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I on a maggot farm
My wife can say 'Dog-pussy'
My is a pile of fungus
My son spent all of his money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And that fish said, "Please, eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're gonna cut me
Let me ask you one question"

ever go to eat a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs growin' all it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes back at Earl
And they stared back at his who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And stared back at his weird 976 - animal-calling son
And stared back at that little pile of pus
That for Earl's daughter

And they gave a look
All eyes gave them a look
A look that they will not forget until this day
Oh, man

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