Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna about bladder problems
the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl

I guess you all Earl
He out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm
don't like it when you get his maggot farm
Confused with a worm
A worm farm is for worms and a maggot is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl believes might be due to the fact that
St. Smithen's Medical
Has been dumping their waste on his

thing about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the china
And then the next day his disappeared
And then a few days after that his '57 disappeared
But there they are the world's biggest

Anyway one day Earl and I standin' in the kitchen
Giant crawlin' across the floor
And Earl to me and he says

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find that it's got all over it?"
And he gives me a that still chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and they him Earl Junior
Which I think is pretty clever since he is son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since that tractor

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 of 976 phone bills
He weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, has five letters in it
I he's a sick boy

Earl suggested well, maybe I talk to him
So I went into his and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl Junior at me and he said

"Didja ever go to a pork sausage
And find got hairs all over it?"
And he me a look that still chills me to this day

Now, Earl's got a daughter and they call her
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so like a little girl
As she looks a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames this too on the that
St. Smithen's Medical has been dumpin' on his maggot farm

And I never had much contact with Essie,
Excuse me, I don't think that much of her to get her name right
I never had much contact her
She just normally just on the couch
Like a little ball of fungus and boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of fungus opened its
(Or what I guess was its mouth I'd hate to what else it could be)
And out of that floated the words

"Didja go to make a, a pork sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And then that, that pile of fungus
Gave me a look that chills me to day

Now Earl's got a wife and we her wife, we don't know her name
Because she's really said that much
For the longest time we thought she only say two words
Which were and 'Pussy', we thought that meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But we found out that
What she was really to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated which doesn't come up much in conversation
Especially amongst
We never heard her say anything other that

You know she down at
Down at St. Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job although she only does say those
that one word

And we have heard her say thing once
But was a long time ago we were sittin' around the house
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to make a pork
And that it's got hairs growin' all over it?"
And she gave me a look chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his whole fishin' down in Miller's Creek
He took his wife who only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl Junior who took the day off from
976 - numbers
And he took that little that ball of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his along him

They all got in a little boat and they started
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage
Has been known to dump their stuff into Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels in the creek
With things on them that say
'St. Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery'

Anyway Earl was
And he caught a bass which had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed wall-eyed
looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be good to eat"

So he out his knife to cut it open
But that looked up at him and it said
"Please, mister please eat me"
And Earl said, "But I'm I'm hungry"

"I on a maggot farm
My wife can only say
My daughter is a pile of
My son spent all of his money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And fish said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the said, "Alright then, if you're gonna cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja ever go to eat a sausage
And find it's got hairs growin' all it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes stared back at
And they stared at his wife who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they stared at his weird 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared back at that pile of pus
passes for Earl's daughter

And they gave them a
All eyes gave them a look
A look they will not forget until this very day
Oh, man