Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you talk about bladder problems
Then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin

I guess you all know
He out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl don't like it when you get his farm
Confused a worm farm
A worm farm is for worms and a maggot farm is for

And got the biggest maggots in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl believes this be due to the fact that
St. Smithen's Facility
Has been dumping their waste on his

Interesting about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the china
And then the next day his disappeared
And a few days after that his '57 Chevy disappeared
But they are the world's biggest maggots

Anyway one day Earl and I standin' in the kitchen
Giant crawlin' across the floor
And Earl turns to me and he

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find that it's got all over it?"
And he gives me a look that still me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and they call him Earl
Which I think is pretty clever since he is son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since that tractor

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 bills
He called weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG two G's
And 976-SHEEP, has five letters in it
I know a sick boy

Earl suggested that well, I talk to him
So I into his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl Junior looked at me and he

"Didja ever go to make a sausage
And find got hairs all over it?"
And he me a look that still chills me to this day

Now, Earl's got a daughter and call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so much a little girl
As she looks a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames this too on the fact
St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been dumpin' on his maggot

And I never had much contact with Essie,
Excuse me, I don't even think that of her to get her name right
I had much contact with her
She just just sits on the couch
Like a little ball of fungus and boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of fungus its mouth
(Or what I guess was its mouth I'd hate to what else it could be)
And out of that orifice the words

"Didja ever go to a, a pork sausage
And find got hair all over it?"
And that, that little pile of fungus
Gave me a look that me to this day

Now Earl's got a and we call her wife, we don't know her name
she's never really said that much
For the longest time we thought she could only say two
Which were and 'Pussy', we thought that meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But then we out that
she was really trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word which doesn't up much in conversation
Especially amongst
We never her say anything other than that

You know she works at
Down at St. Smithen's Medical and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job there she only does say those
Well that one

And we have heard her say another once
But that was a long time ago we were sittin' around the
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to make a pork
And find that it's got hairs all over it?"
And she gave me a look that me to this day

Now one day took his whole family fishin' down in Miller's Creek
He took his who could only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl Junior who the day off from calling
976 - numbers
And he took little that little ball of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his with him

They all got in a little boat and they fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical and Pork Sausage Distillery
Has been known to dump their into Miller's Creek
All sorts of stuff, big barrels floatin' in the creek
With things on them that say
'St. Smithen's Medical and Pork Sausage Distillery'

Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed bass which had twenty-seven on it
It was a wall-eyed bass
looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be good to eat"

So he took out his knife to cut it
But fish looked up at him and it said
"Please, please don't eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I work on a farm
My wife can only say
My is a pile of fungus
My son spent all of his college money '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And that said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja go to eat a pork sausage
And find got hairs growin' all over it?"

And then all eyes stared back at Earl
And they stared back at his wife who could only say,
And they stared at his weird 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared at that little pile of pus
That passes for Earl's

And gave them a look
All twenty-seven gave them a look
A look that will not forget until this very day
Oh, man