Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna talk about bladder
Then the man you talk to will probably be my cousin Earl

I guess you all Earl
He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot
don't like it when you get his maggot farm
Confused a worm farm
A worm farm is for worms and a maggot farm is for

And Earl's got the maggots in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl believes might be due to the fact that
St. Medical Facility
Has been dumping their waste on his

Interesting about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the china
And the next day his television disappeared
And then a few after that his '57 Chevy disappeared
But there they are the world's biggest

Anyway one day Earl and I standin' in the kitchen
Giant maggots across the floor
And Earl to me and he says

"Do you ever go to make a sausage
And find it's got hairs all over it?"
And he gives me a look still chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and they call him Junior
Which I think is pretty clever he is Earl's son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since tractor accident

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone
He called weird, unnatural numbers 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, has five letters in it
I know he's a boy

Earl suggested well, maybe I talk to him
So I went his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl Junior looked at me and he

"Didja ever go to a pork sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And he gave me a look that still chills me to day

Now, Earl's got a and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so much a little girl
As she looks like a, a big of fungus
blames this too on the fact that
St. Smithen's Facility has been dumpin' on his maggot farm

And I never had much contact Essie, Effie-Sue
Excuse me, I don't even that much of her to get her name right
I never had much with her
She just normally sits on the couch
Like a ball of fungus and just boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of fungus its mouth
(Or what I guess was its mouth I'd hate to think what it could be)
And out of that floated the words

"Didja go to make a, a pork sausage
And find it's got hair all it?"
And then that, that little of fungus
Gave me a look chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a wife and we her wife, we don't know her name
Because she's never really said much
For the time we thought she could only say two words
Which 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought that meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But then we found out
What she was trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big word which doesn't come up much in conversation
amongst Baptists
We never heard her say anything than that

You know she down at
at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job there although she does say those
Well that one

And we have heard her say thing once
But that was a long time ago we sittin' around the house
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to make a sausage
And find that it's got hairs all over it?"
And she gave me a look chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his whole family fishin' in Miller's Creek
He his wife who could only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl who took the day off from calling
976 - numbers
And he took that little that little ball of fungus
Effie-Sue of his with him

all got in a little boat and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical and Pork Sausage Distillery
Has been known to dump their stuff into Creek
All of heinous stuff, big barrels floatin' in the creek
With little things on them say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery'

Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed which had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a wall-eyed bass
Earl at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be good to eat"

So he took out his knife to cut it
But that fish looked up at him and it
"Please, mister please eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I on a maggot farm
My wife can only say
My is a pile of fungus
My son spent all of his college calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And fish said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

ever go to eat a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs all over it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes stared at Earl
And they stared at his wife who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they stared back at his 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared back at that pile of pus
That for Earl's daughter

And gave them a look
All twenty-seven eyes them a look
A look that they not forget until this very day
Oh, man