Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna talk about problems
Then the man you wanna talk to probably be my cousin Earl

I guess you all Earl
He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot
Earl like it when you get his maggot farm
Confused a worm farm
A worm farm is for and a maggot farm is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state, three long
Of course, now Earl believes this be due to the fact that
St. Smithen's Facility
Has been dumping their waste on his

Interesting thing about three-foot maggots is
That, well, one day the disappeared
And then the next day his television
And then a few days after that his '57 Chevy
But there are the world's biggest maggots

Anyway one day Earl and I were in the kitchen
Giant maggots crawlin' across the
And Earl to me and he says

"Do you ever go to make a pork
And find that it's got all over it?"
And he gives me a that still chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and call him Earl Junior
Which I think is pretty since he is Earl's son
He's not really a boy
Ever since that tractor

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 of 976 phone bills
He called weird, unnatural numbers 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I he's a sick boy

suggested that well, maybe I talk to him
So I went into his and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl looked at me and he said

"Didja ever go to a pork sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And he gave me a look that chills me to this day

Now, Earl's got a and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so much a little girl
As she looks like a, a big of fungus
Earl this too on the fact that
St. Smithen's Facility has been dumpin' on his maggot farm

And I never had much contact Essie, Effie-Sue
Excuse me, I don't even think that much of her to get her name
I never had contact with her
She just normally sits on the couch
Like a little ball of fungus and boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of opened its mouth
(Or I guess was its mouth I'd hate to think what else it could be)
And out of orifice floated the words

"Didja ever go to make a, a sausage
And find got hair all over it?"
And then that, that pile of fungus
Gave me a look chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a wife and we call her wife, we know her name
Because she's never really said that
For the longest time we thought she only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But then we out that
she was really trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word which doesn't come up much in
amongst Baptists
We never heard her say anything than that

You know she works at
Down at St. Smithen's Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good job there although she only does say those
Well one word

And we heard her say another thing once
But that was a long time ago we sittin' around the house
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to make a pork
And find that it's got growin' all over it?"
And she me a look that chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his whole family down in Miller's Creek
He took his wife who only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl Junior who took the day off calling
976 - barnyard
And he took that little little ball of fungus daughter
of his along with him

They all got in a boat and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery
Has been known to their stuff into Miller's Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels floatin' in the
With little on them that say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery'

Anyway Earl was
And he a wall-eyed bass which had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a wall-eyed bass
Earl at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be good to eat"

So he took out his to cut it open
But that fish looked up at him and it
"Please, please don't eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I on a maggot farm
My wife can only say
My daughter is a pile of
My son spent all of his college calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And that said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if gonna cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja ever go to eat a pork
And find it's got hairs all over it?"

And then all twenty-seven stared back at Earl
And they stared back at his who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they stared back at his 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared back at little pile of pus
That passes for daughter

And gave them a look
All twenty-seven eyes them a look
A that they will not forget until this very day
Oh, man