Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you talk about bladder problems
Then the man you talk to will probably be my cousin Earl

I guess you all know
He out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl don't like it when you get his maggot
Confused with a farm
A worm farm is for worms and a farm is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state, feet long
Of course, now Earl believes this might be due to the that
St. Medical Facility
Has dumping their waste on his property

thing about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the china
And then the next day his disappeared
And then a few days that his '57 Chevy disappeared
But there they are the biggest maggots

one day Earl and I were standin' in the kitchen
Giant maggots across the floor
And Earl turns to me and he

"Do you go to make a pork sausage
And that it's got hairs all over it?"
And he gives me a look that still chills me to day

Now Earl's got a son and call him Earl Junior
Which I think is pretty clever he is Earl's son
not really a normal boy
Ever since that tractor

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 of 976 phone bills
He called weird, numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, has five letters in it
I know he's a boy

Earl that well, maybe I talk to him
So I into his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl Junior at me and he said

"Didja ever go to a pork sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And he gave me a look still chills me to this day

Now, Earl's got a daughter and they her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so like a little girl
As she looks like a, a big pile of
Earl this too on the fact that
St. Medical Facility has been dumpin' on his maggot farm

And I never had much contact with Essie,
Excuse me, I don't think that much of her to get her name right
I had much contact with her
She just just sits on the couch
Like a little ball of fungus and just boils

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of fungus opened its
(Or what I guess was its mouth I'd hate to think what it could be)
And out of that orifice the words

"Didja ever go to a, a pork sausage
And find it's got hair all it?"
And then that, that little of fungus
Gave me a look that me to this day

Now got a wife and we call her wife, we don't know her name
she's never really said that much
For the longest time we she could only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we that meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But then we found out
she was really trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word which doesn't up much in conversation
amongst Baptists
We never her say anything other than that

You know she down at
Down at St. Smithen's Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a paying job there although she only does say those
Well one word

And we have heard her say another once
But that was a long time ago we were around the house
And she looked at me and she

"Do you ever go to make a pork
And find that it's got hairs all over it?"
And she gave me a look that chills me to day

Now one day Earl took his family fishin' down in Miller's Creek
He took his wife who only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl who took the day off from calling
976 - numbers
And he took that little little ball of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his along him

They all got in a boat and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery
Has been known to dump their stuff Miller's Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels floatin' in the
With little things on them say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage

Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed which had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a wall-eyed bass
looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be good to eat"

So he out his knife to cut it open
But that fish up at him and it said
"Please, mister please eat me"
And Earl said, "But I'm I'm hungry"

"I work on a farm
My wife can say 'Dog-pussy'
My daughter is a pile of
My son spent all of his college money '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And fish said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

ever go to eat a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs growin' all it?"

And all twenty-seven eyes stared back at Earl
And they stared back at his who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they stared back at his weird 976 - son
And they stared at that little pile of pus
That passes for Earl's

And they them a look
All twenty-seven gave them a look
A look that they will not forget until very day
Oh, man