Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna about bladder problems
Then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin

I guess you all Earl
He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot
Earl don't like it when you get his farm
Confused with a worm
A worm farm is for worms and a farm is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state, three long
Of course, now Earl this might be due to the fact that
St. Medical Facility
Has dumping their waste on his property

Interesting about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the disappeared
And then the next day his disappeared
And then a few days after that his '57 disappeared
But they are the world's biggest maggots

one day Earl and I were standin' in the kitchen
Giant maggots crawlin' the floor
And Earl turns to me and he

"Do you ever go to make a sausage
And find that it's got all over it?"
And he gives me a look that chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and they him Earl Junior
Which I is pretty clever since he is Earl's son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since that tractor

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 of 976 phone bills
He called weird, unnatural numbers 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I know a sick boy

Earl that well, maybe I talk to him
So I went his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I say a word Earl Junior looked at me and he said

"Didja ever go to make a pork
And it's got hairs all over it?"
And he gave me a that still chills me to this day

Now, Earl's got a daughter and call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she look so much like a little girl
As she looks like a, a big of fungus
Earl blames too on the fact that
St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been on his maggot farm

And I never had much contact Essie, Effie-Sue
me, I don't even think that much of her to get her name right
I never had much contact her
She just just sits on the couch
Like a little ball of fungus and boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And little ball of fungus opened its mouth
(Or what I guess was its mouth I'd to think what else it could be)
And out of that orifice floated the

"Didja ever go to a, a pork sausage
And find it's got hair all it?"
And then that, little pile of fungus
me a look that chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a wife and we call her wife, we don't her name
she's never really said that much
For the longest we thought she could only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought that meant and 'Cat'

But then we found out
she was really trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word which doesn't come up much in
Especially Baptists
We never heard her say other than that

You know she down at
Down at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job there although she only say those
that one word

And we have heard her say another thing
But that was a long time ago we sittin' around the house
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to make a pork
And find that it's got hairs growin' all it?"
And she me a look that chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his family fishin' down in Miller's Creek
He his wife who could only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl Junior who took the day off from
976 - numbers
And he that little that little ball of fungus daughter
of his along with him

They all got in a little and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery
Has been known to dump their stuff into Miller's
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels in the creek
little things on them that say
'St. Smithen's Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery'

Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed bass which had twenty-seven on it
It was a wall-eyed bass
Earl looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be to eat"

So he took out his to cut it open
But that fish looked up at him and it
"Please, mister don't eat me"
And Earl said, "But I'm I'm hungry"

"I on a maggot farm
My can only say 'Dog-pussy'
My daughter is a of fungus
My son spent all of his money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And that said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I have to I to"
So the said, "Alright then, if you're gonna cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja go to eat a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs growin' all it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes back at Earl
And they stared at his wife who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they stared back at his 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared back at little pile of pus
passes for Earl's daughter

And they gave a look
All twenty-seven gave them a look
A look they will not forget until this very day
Oh, man