Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna talk about problems
Then the man you talk to will probably be my cousin Earl

I you all know Earl
He out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl don't like it when you get his maggot
with a worm farm
A worm is for worms and a maggot farm is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state, feet long
Of course, now believes this might be due to the fact that
St. Smithen's Medical
Has been dumping their on his property

Interesting thing three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the china
And then the day his television disappeared
And a few days after that his '57 Chevy disappeared
But there they are the biggest maggots

Anyway one day Earl and I standin' in the kitchen
Giant maggots crawlin' across the
And turns to me and he says

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And that it's got hairs all over it?"
And he gives me a look still chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and they him Earl Junior
Which I think is clever since he is Earl's son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since tractor accident

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone
He called weird, numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I he's a sick boy

Earl suggested well, maybe I talk to him
So I went into his and I sat him down
But before I could say a Earl Junior looked at me and he said

"Didja ever go to make a pork
And find it's got hairs all it?"
And he gave me a that still chills me to this day

Now, got a daughter and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she look so much like a little girl
As she like a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames this too on the that
St. Smithen's Facility has been dumpin' on his maggot farm

And I never had much contact with Essie,
Excuse me, I don't think that much of her to get her name right
I never had much with her
She just normally just on the couch
a little ball of fungus and just boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And little ball of fungus opened its mouth
(Or what I guess was its I'd hate to think what else it could be)
And out of orifice floated the words

"Didja ever go to a, a pork sausage
And it's got hair all over it?"
And then that, that little of fungus
me a look that chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a wife and we call her wife, we don't know her
Because she's really said that much
For the longest time we thought she only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought that meant 'Dog' and

But then we out that
she was really trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word doesn't come up much in conversation
Especially Baptists
We heard her say anything other than that

You know she down at
Down at St. Smithen's Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job there although she does say those
Well one word

And we have her say another thing once
But that was a long time ago we were around the house
And she looked at me and she

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs growin' all over it?"
And she me a look that chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his whole family fishin' down in Miller's
He took his wife who could say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Junior who took the day off from calling
976 - barnyard
And he took that that little ball of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his with him

They all got in a boat and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery
Has been known to their stuff into Miller's Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big floatin' in the creek
With little things on them say
'St. Smithen's Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery'

Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed bass had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed bass
Earl at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't this be good to eat"

So he took out his knife to cut it
But that fish up at him and it said
"Please, please don't eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I work on a farm
My wife can say 'Dog-pussy'
My is a pile of fungus
My son spent all of his money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And that fish said, "Please, eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're gonna cut me
Let me ask you one question"

Didja go to eat a pork sausage
And find got hairs growin' all over it?"

And then all eyes stared back at Earl
And they stared back at his wife who could say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they stared back at his 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared at that little pile of pus
That passes for Earl's

And they them a look
All twenty-seven eyes gave a look
A look that they will not until this very day
Oh, man