Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you talk about bladder problems
Then the man you wanna talk to will be my cousin Earl

I you all know Earl
He lives out on 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl like it when you get his maggot farm
Confused a worm farm
A worm farm is for worms and a maggot is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl this might be due to the fact that
St. Smithen's Medical
Has dumping their waste on his property

Interesting thing about three-foot is that
That, well, one day the disappeared
And the next day his television disappeared
And then a few days after that his '57 Chevy
But there they are the world's maggots

Anyway one day Earl and I were in the kitchen
Giant maggots across the floor
And turns to me and he says

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find that got hairs all over it?"
And he gives me a look that still chills me to day

Now Earl's got a son and call him Earl Junior
Which I think is pretty clever he is Earl's son
He's not a normal boy
Ever that tractor accident

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone
He called weird, numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I he's a sick boy

Earl suggested well, maybe I talk to him
So I went his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Junior looked at me and he said

"Didja ever go to make a pork
And it's got hairs all over it?"
And he gave me a look that still me to this day

Now, Earl's got a and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so much a little girl
As she looks a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames this too on the that
St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been on his maggot farm

And I never had contact with Essie, Effie-Sue
Excuse me, I don't even think that much of her to get her name
I never had much contact her
She just normally just on the couch
Like a little of fungus and just boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that ball of fungus opened its mouth
(Or I guess was its mouth I'd hate to think what else it could be)
And out of that orifice the words

"Didja go to make a, a pork sausage
And find it's got hair all it?"
And then that, that little of fungus
me a look that chills me to this day

Now Earl's got a wife and we her wife, we don't know her name
Because she's really said that much
For the time we thought she could only say two words
Which 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought that meant 'Dog' and 'Cat'

But then we out that
What she was trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word doesn't come up much in conversation
Especially Baptists
We never her say anything other than that

You know she down at
Down at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery
Got a good job there although she only does say those
that one word

And we have her say another thing once
But was a long time ago we were sittin' around the house
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to make a pork
And find that it's got hairs all over it?"
And she gave me a that chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his whole family fishin' down in Creek
He his wife who could only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Earl Junior who took the day off from
976 - numbers
And he took that little that ball of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his with him

They all got in a little and they started fishing
Now St. Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Has been known to dump their into Miller's Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels in the creek
With things on them that say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery'

Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed which had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed wall-eyed
Earl looked at it, and decided, "Umm, this be good to eat"

So he took out his knife to cut it
But that fish looked up at him and it
"Please, mister don't eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I work on a farm
My wife can only say
My is a pile of fungus
My son all of his college money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And that fish said, "Please, eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja ever go to eat a sausage
And it's got hairs growin' all over it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes back at Earl
And they stared at his wife who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they back at his weird 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared back at little pile of pus
That passes for Earl's

And they gave them a
All twenty-seven eyes gave them a
A look that will not forget until this very day
Oh, man