Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna talk bladder problems
Then the man you wanna talk to will be my cousin Earl

I guess you all know
He out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl like it when you get his maggot farm
Confused a worm farm
A worm farm is for worms and a maggot farm is for

And Earl's got the maggots in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl believes this might be due to the that
St. Smithen's Facility
Has been their waste on his property

Interesting thing about three-foot maggots is
That, well, one day the disappeared
And the next day his television disappeared
And then a few days after that his '57 disappeared
But there they are the world's biggest

Anyway one day and I were standin' in the kitchen
maggots crawlin' across the floor
And Earl turns to me and he

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs all over it?"
And he gives me a look that still me to this day

Now Earl's got a son and call him Earl Junior
Which I think is pretty clever since he is son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since that accident

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone
He weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I know a sick boy

Earl suggested that well, I talk to him
So I went his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl Junior at me and he said

"Didja go to make a pork sausage
And find it's got hairs all it?"
And he gave me a look that still chills me to day

Now, Earl's got a daughter and they call her
And Effie-Sue, she don't so much like a little girl
As she looks a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames too on the fact that
St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been dumpin' on his farm

And I never had contact with Essie, Effie-Sue
Excuse me, I don't even think that of her to get her name right
I never had contact with her
She just normally just on the couch
Like a little ball of and just boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little of fungus opened its mouth
(Or I guess was its mouth I'd hate to think what else it could be)
And out of that orifice the words

"Didja ever go to make a, a sausage
And it's got hair all over it?"
And that, that little pile of fungus
Gave me a look that chills me to day

Now got a wife and we call her wife, we don't know her name
Because she's never really that much
For the time we thought she could only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought that meant 'Dog' and

But we found out that
What she was trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big hyphenated word which doesn't come up in conversation
Especially amongst
We never heard her say anything than that

You know she down at
Down at St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job although she only does say those
that one word

And we have heard her say thing once
But that was a long time ago we sittin' around the house
And she looked at me and she

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find that it's got hairs all over it?"
And she gave me a look that chills me to day

Now one day Earl took his whole family fishin' down in Creek
He his wife who could only say, "Dog-pussy"
He took his son Junior who took the day off from calling
976 - numbers
And he took that little little ball of fungus daughter
of his along with him

They all got in a little boat and they started
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Sausage Distillery
Has been known to dump their stuff into Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels in the creek
With little things on that say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage

Anyway was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed bass had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed bass
Earl looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't be good to eat"

So he took out his knife to cut it
But that looked up at him and it said
"Please, please don't eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I work on a maggot
My can only say 'Dog-pussy'
My is a pile of fungus
My son spent all of his money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And fish said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I have to I to"
So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're gonna cut me
Let me ask you one question"

Didja ever go to eat a sausage
And find it's got growin' all over it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes back at Earl
And they stared back at his wife who could say, 'Dog-pussy'
And they stared back at his 976 - animal-calling son
And stared back at that little pile of pus
That passes for Earl's

And they gave them a
All twenty-seven eyes gave them a
A look that they will not until this very day
Oh, man