Luyện nghe bài hát Cousin Earl

Now you wanna talk bladder problems
Then the man you talk to will probably be my cousin Earl

I you all know Earl
He out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl don't like it when you get his farm
Confused with a worm
A worm farm is for worms and a farm is for maggots

And Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state, three long
Of course, now Earl believes might be due to the fact that
St. Medical Facility
Has been their waste on his property

Interesting thing about three-foot is that
That, well, one day the disappeared
And then the day his television disappeared
And then a few days that his '57 Chevy disappeared
But there are the world's biggest maggots

one day Earl and I were standin' in the kitchen
Giant maggots crawlin' across the
And Earl turns to me and he

"Do you go to make a pork sausage
And find that got hairs all over it?"
And he me a look that still chills me to this day

Now got a son and they call him Earl Junior
I think is pretty clever since he is Earl's son
He's not a normal boy
Ever since that accident

Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone
He called weird, unnatural numbers 976-PIGG with two G's
And 976-SHEEP, which has letters in it
I know a sick boy

Earl suggested that well, I talk to him
So I into his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Junior looked at me and he said

"Didja ever go to a pork sausage
And find it's got all over it?"
And he gave me a look still chills me to this day

Now, Earl's got a and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don't look so like a little girl
As she looks a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames this too on the that
St. Smithen's Medical Facility has been dumpin' on his farm

And I never had much contact with Essie,
Excuse me, I don't even that much of her to get her name right
I had much contact with her
She just normally sits on the couch
Like a ball of fungus and just boils away

Well, one day, she at me
And that little ball of fungus opened its
(Or what I guess was its I'd hate to think what else it could be)
And out of that orifice floated the

"Didja ever go to make a, a sausage
And find got hair all over it?"
And that, that little pile of fungus
Gave me a look that me to this day

Now got a wife and we call her wife, we don't know her name
Because she's never really said much
For the time we thought she could only say two words
Which were 'Dog' and 'Pussy', we thought that meant and 'Cat'

But then we out that
What she was trying to say was "Dog-pussy"
One big word which doesn't come up much in conversation
Especially amongst
We heard her say anything other than that

You know she works at
Down at St. Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job there although she does say those
that one word

And we have heard her say another once
But was a long time ago we were sittin' around the house
And she at me and she said

"Do you ever go to a pork sausage
And find that it's got hairs all over it?"
And she gave me a that chills me to this day

Now one day Earl took his family fishin' down in Miller's Creek
He took his wife who could say, "Dog-pussy"
He his son Earl Junior who took the day off from calling
976 - numbers
And he took that little that ball of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his with him

They all got in a little boat and they fishing
Now St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery
Has been known to their stuff into Miller's Creek
All of heinous stuff, big barrels floatin' in the creek
With little on them that say
'St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Distillery'

Anyway Earl was
And he caught a wall-eyed bass which had eyes on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed bass
Earl looked at it, and decided, "Umm, wouldn't be good to eat"

So he out his knife to cut it open
But that fish looked up at him and it
"Please, mister please eat me"
And said, "But I'm hungry I'm hungry"

"I on a maggot farm
My wife can only say
My daughter is a pile of
My son all of his college money calling '976-' numbers
I to eat you"

And fish said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please"
And he said, "I to I have to"
So the said, "Alright then, if you're gonna cut me open
Let me ask you one question"

Didja ever go to eat a sausage
And it's got hairs growin' all over it?"

And then all twenty-seven eyes back at Earl
And they stared at his wife who could only say, 'Dog-pussy'
And stared back at his weird 976 - animal-calling son
And they stared back at that little of pus
That passes for Earl's

And gave them a look
All twenty-seven gave them a look
A look that they will not forget until this day
Oh, man