Patrolman Now, we don't come up here because we feel walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning.
zappa: Yeah.
Patrolman We were up last night. (bark, bark) now for us-
zappa: Last
lefemine: Yes.
Frank I wasnt last night.
lefemine: Now for us to continually come up to this here place every night and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a , we look kinda bad. I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you mean you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons?
Alright, your lawyer to knock it off!
Patrolman Uh, were puttin ourselves over backwards with these people. do you know what were do you know what were doin?
Frank No, tell me. no, tell me.
lefemine: Well this is, if were up here once were up here twenty times. I know that little guy, like the guy at the...like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get ... this is all in the rekkid book, how many we been up here. this is all rekkids...
zappa:
Patrolman Now if these people wanna subpeona these rekkids, they could subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been.. this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up here about twenty an you never issued a summons?
There have summonses.
Patrolman Well, we never issued em! how many summonses have you gotten for noise? What, me personally, or the
Patrolman The studio, studio. I don't know how many, but theres a court pending right now..
We've one.
lefemine: One! one! and how times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as I say, if I been up here once I've been up here twenty times already.
zappa: Hey look, it, pack that stuff up, stop making noise you guys!
Yeah, well, I
Patrolman Well, whose in charge at the studio?
he is In
lefemine: In He's more or less in
Patrolman Are you in charge? I run the studio.. I jus..
Patrolman Alright, listen, lemme you one thing I'm in- I'm in
Patrolman Youre in charge at point
Patrolman My name is patrolman
Frank Here, a bun.
Patrolman Now, as of tonight,
Frank You bun?
lefemine: If I come back here, and every night that I do come back here, I don't care who says he's in charge, I will issue a
Frank I'm you a bun
Patrolman An anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the car... we havent put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it a long time. you know what I mean.
lefemine: is ridiculous!
Frank Are you sure you don't one o those breakfast rolls on your way down the stairs? You better believe that I don't want Who gets-who gets the summons, is the the
Patrolman Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, I don't care what kind of a name he gives. then if the courts decide if they wanna know who he's takin orders from, they'll summons that to court. thats all there is to it. Alright. care. Right. Okay.
Frank Nighty-night! (cough!)