Patrolman Now, we don't come up here because we feel like walkin' four at three o'clock in the morning.
zappa: Yeah.
Patrolman We were up here night. (bark, bark) now for us-
Frank night?
Patrolman Yes.
Frank I here last night.
lefemine: Now for us to continually come up to this here place every night and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a , we look kinda bad. I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons?
Alright, lawyer says to knock it off!
lefemine: Uh, were puttin ourselves over backwards with people. do you know what were doin? do you know what were doin?
zappa: No, me. no, please tell me.
Patrolman Well this is, if were up here once were up here twenty times. I know that little guy, like the guy at the...like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get ... this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we up here. this is all rekkids...
Frank
Patrolman Now if these people wanna subpeona these rekkids, they could subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been.. this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up here about twenty an you never issued a summons?
There have summonses.
Patrolman Well, we never issued em! how many summonses have you gotten for unknown: What, me personally, or the
Patrolman The studio, studio. I don't know how many, but theres a case pending right now..
We've one.
Patrolman One! one! and how many times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as I say, if I been up here once I've up here twenty times already.
zappa: Hey look, stop it, pack that up, stop making noise you guys!
Yeah, well, I
Patrolman Well, in charge here at the studio?
he is In
lefemine: In He's or less in charge
lefemine: Are you in I don't run the studio.. I jus..
lefemine: Alright, listen, lemme you one thing I'm in- I'm in
Patrolman Youre in at this point
Patrolman My is patrolman lefemine
zappa: Here, a bun.
Patrolman Now, as of tonight,
zappa: You wanna
Patrolman If I come back here, and every that I do come back here, I don't care who says he's in charge, I will issue a summons
zappa: I'm you a bun
Patrolman An anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the car... we put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it takes a long time. you know what I mean.
lefemine: is ridiculous!
Frank Are you sure you don't want one o those breakfast rolls on your way down the You believe that I don't want nuthin Who gets-who gets the summons, is the the
Patrolman Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, I don't care what kind of a name he gives. then if the courts decide if wanna know who he's takin orders from, they'll summons that person to court. thats all there is to it. Alright. care. Right. Okay.
Frank Nighty-night! (cough!)