Patrolman Now, we don't come up here because we feel walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning.
Frank Yeah.
Patrolman We up here last night. (bark, bark) now for us-
zappa: Last
lefemine: Yes.
Frank I wasnt last night.
Patrolman Now for us to continually come up to this here place night and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a , we look kinda bad. I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you mean you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons?
Alright, your lawyer says to it off!
lefemine: Uh, puttin ourselves over backwards with these people. do you know what were doin? do you know what were doin?
zappa: No, tell me. no, tell me.
Patrolman Well this is, if were up once were up here twenty times. I know that little guy, like the guy at the...like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get ... this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we been up here. this is all rekkids...
zappa:
Patrolman Now if these wanna subpeona these rekkids, they could subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been.. this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up here about twenty times an you never issued a summons?
There have summonses.
lefemine: Well, we never issued em! how many summonses have you for noise? unknown: What, me personally, or the
lefemine: The studio, studio. I don't how many, but theres a court case pending right now..
We've one.
Patrolman One! one! and how times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as I say, if I been up here once I've been up here twenty times already.
Frank Hey look, stop it, pack that stuff up, stop making you guys!
Yeah, well, I
lefemine: Well, in charge here at the studio?
he is In
Patrolman In more or less in charge
Patrolman Are you in I don't run the studio.. I jus..
lefemine: Alright, listen, tell you one thing I'm in- I'm in
Patrolman Youre in at this point
Patrolman My name is patrolman
zappa: Here, a bun.
Patrolman Now, as of tonight,
Frank You bun?
lefemine: If I come back here, and night that I do come back here, I don't care who says he's in charge, I will issue a summons
zappa: I'm you a bun
Patrolman An anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the car... we havent put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it a long time. you know what I mean.
Patrolman is ridiculous!
Frank Are you sure you don't want one o those rolls on your way down the stairs? You better believe that I don't nuthin Who gets the summons, is the the organization?
Patrolman Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, I don't care what kind of a name he gives. then if the courts decide if they wanna know who he's takin orders from, summons that person to court. thats all there is to it. Alright. care. Right. Okay.
Frank Nighty-night! (cough!)