Patrolman Now, we don't come up because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning.
zappa: Yeah.
Patrolman We up here last night. (bark, bark) now for us-
Frank night?
Patrolman Yes.
Frank I wasnt last night.
Patrolman Now for us to continually come up to this here place every and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a , we look kinda bad. I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you mean you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons?
Alright, your says to knock it off!
Patrolman Uh, were puttin ourselves over backwards with people. do you know what were doin? do you know what were doin?
Frank No, tell me. no, tell me.
Patrolman Well this is, if were up here once were up here twenty times. I know that little guy, like the guy at the...like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get ... this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we up here. this is all rekkids...
Frank
Patrolman Now if these people wanna subpeona these rekkids, they could subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been.. this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up about twenty times an you never issued a summons?
There been summonses.
Patrolman Well, we never em! how many summonses have you gotten for noise? unknown: What, me personally, or the
lefemine: The studio, studio. I don't know how many, but a court case pending right now..
We've one.
Patrolman One! one! and how many times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as I say, if I been up here once been up here twenty times already.
zappa: Hey look, stop it, pack that up, stop making noise you guys!
Yeah, well, I
Patrolman Well, whose in charge here at the
he is In
lefemine: In more or less in charge
Patrolman Are you in charge? I run the studio.. I jus..
Patrolman Alright, listen, tell you one thing I'm in- I'm in
lefemine: Youre in charge at this
Patrolman My name is patrolman
Frank Here, a bun.
Patrolman Now, as of tonight,
zappa: You bun?
Patrolman If I come back here, and every night that I do come back here, I don't care who says he's in charge, I will a summons
Frank I'm you a bun
lefemine: An anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the car... we put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it takes a long time. you know what I mean.
Patrolman is ridiculous!
Frank Are you sure you don't want one o those breakfast rolls on your way the stairs? You better believe I don't want nuthin Who gets-who the summons, is the the organization?
Patrolman Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, I don't care what kind of a he gives. then if the courts decide if they wanna know who he's takin orders from, they'll summons that person to court. thats all there is to it. Alright. care. Right. Okay.
Frank Nighty-night! (cough!)