Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the reposed his wheels
he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna a car from you, now I've seen you're selection here
And I admit the are few I know the Pintos gold
But it stoled 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an grin
'Cause he knew that car get too far
For the blew up again

Cledus you better hit the road if gonna be a star
The way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto gold
And if you're late it's Jeff show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives more like a and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's open up that show"
Then flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was tissed
And he 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
What am I do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

When opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire from the engine, of smoke
He can already hear them jokes
Dad blamed oil pan in the road
Will he the show? Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
He'll have a red
I get my hands around his throat
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's
And he heard him joke of how he a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the again"
As he the check to that derned redneck
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya like to hear redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does watch it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just kiddin'
I I could be your best friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
Come to me