Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his
When he came across this old man down at Used Car Lot
Then jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car you, now I've seen you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the Pintos
But consider it stoled 'cause I got a to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an grin
'Cause he that car wouldn't get too far
For the blew up again

Cledus you better hit the road if you're gonna be a
The shows way up in Georgia, and opening up for Garth
You're future's on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're late Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives more like a and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck gonna open up that show"
Then fire from the manifold as his right front tire blowed
he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

When Cledus opened up the
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take long to out
Why the heck it run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can already hear them redneck
Dad oil pan layin' in the road
Will he make the Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
I'll him a redneck
He'll a red neck
When I get my around his throat
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he Foxworthy's show
And he heard him of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the to that derned redneck
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
ya like to hear another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does watch it? No, heck no

Well, you be a redneck
If your momma and catches ya out behind the barn
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I could be your friend
Do you like me? I'd to be on your TV show
here to me