Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the reposed his wheels
When he came this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be
So I'm steal a car from you, now I've seen you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the gold
But consider it stoled 'cause I got a to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an evil
'Cause he that car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the road if you're be a star
The way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto gold
And if you're it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives more like a horse and buggy,

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna open up show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front blowed
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus
And he 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

Come on, on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
What am I do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

When Cledus up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take long to out
Why the heck it run

Fire the engine, lots of smoke
He can already them redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
Will he make the Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
show him a redneck
He'll a red neck
When I get my hands around his
I'm of it

Cledus shook his as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him joke of how he a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that redneck
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya to hear another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, anybody watch it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn
Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I I could be your best friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
here to me