Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he came across this old man down at Used Car Lot
Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and

"Feller, let me ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've you're selection here
And I admit the are few I know the Pintos gold
But consider it stoled I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
'Cause he knew car wouldn't get too far
For the motor up again

Cledus you better hit the road if gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this Pinto painted gold
And if late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives like a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front blowed
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded like this

Come on, on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

Cledus opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it take long to figure out
Why the heck it run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can hear them redneck jokes
Dad oil pan layin' in the road
Will he make the show? Heck no, no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
He'll have a red
When I get my hands his throat
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he Foxworthy's show
And he him joke of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, told Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that derned
Who drove a Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, anybody watch it? No, heck no

Well, you be a redneck
If momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just kiddin'
I wished I could be your best
Do you like me? I'd love to be on your TV
here to me