Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be of the deed
I'm to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen you're selection
And I admit the pickings are few I know the Pintos
But it stoled 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
he knew that car wouldn't get too far
For the motor up again

Cledus you better hit the if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this Pinto painted gold
And if late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives like a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire
Then he that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
What am I do?
My one big shot for Brooks
Oh it

Cledus opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't long to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire from the engine, of smoke
He can hear them redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
he make the show? Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
show him a redneck
He'll a red neck
When I get my hands around his
I'm of it

Cledus shook his as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the again"
As he gave the check to derned redneck
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to hear redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody it? No, heck no

Well, you be a redneck
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I I could be your best friend
Do you like me? I'd love to be on TV show
here to me