Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten behind, so the bank reposed his wheels
When he came across this old man at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the Pintos
But consider it 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an grin
'Cause he that car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the road if gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're up for Garth
You're ridin' on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It more like a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's open up that show"
Then flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like

on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Brooks
Oh it

When Cledus up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it take long to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can hear them redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan in the road
Will he make the show? no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
I'll him a redneck
He'll have a red
When I get my hands his throat
I'm of it

Cledus his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him joke of how he passed a burnin' old
Then later on, Garth Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the to that derned redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you be a redneck
If momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I be your best friend
Do you like me? I'd love to be on TV show
Come to me