Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the reposed his wheels
When he came across this old man down at Used Car Lot
Then Cledus up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be of the deed
I'm to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm steal a car from you, now I've seen you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the Pintos
But it stoled 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
'Cause he knew car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the road if you're be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for
You're ridin' on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're late it's Jeff show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives more like a horse and buggy,

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire
Then he pushed that wreck the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
What am I do?
My one big shot for Brooks
Oh it

When opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it take long to figure out
Why the heck it run

Fire from the engine, of smoke
He can already hear them redneck
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
Will he make the show? no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
He'll have a red
When I get my hands his throat
I'm of it

Cledus shook his as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him joke of how he a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that redneck
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya like to hear another joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does watch it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and catches ya out behind the barn
Whippin' Jeff for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm kiddin' Jeff
I wished I could be best friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
Come to me