Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to
He was in a bind, ten behind, so the bank reposed his wheels
When he came across old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen you're selection
And I admit the pickings are few I know the gold
But consider it stoled I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an grin
'Cause he knew that car get too far
For the blew up again

you better hit the road if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're up for Garth
You're future's on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives more like a horse and buggy,

said, "No way in heck he's gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it somethin' like this

Come on, on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

Cledus opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take to figure out
Why the heck it run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can already hear redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
Will he make the show? Heck no, no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
I'll him a redneck
He'll a red neck
When I get my hands around his
I'm of it

Cledus shook his as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he him joke of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya like to hear another redneck
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does watch it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Whippin' Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just kiddin'
I wished I be your best friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
here to me