Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his
When he came this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the gold
But consider it stoled I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
'Cause he knew car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the road if gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and opening up for Garth
You're future's on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're late Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives more a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire
Then he that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like

Come on, on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
What am I do?
My one big shot for Brooks
Oh it

When Cledus up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't long to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can already hear them redneck
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
Will he make the Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
show him a redneck
He'll a red neck
When I get my around his throat
I'm of it

shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him joke of how he passed a old Pinto
Then later on, Garth Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to derned redneck
Who drove a Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to hear redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you be a redneck
If your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about all time
Ah shoot, I'm kiddin' Jeff
I wished I could be your friend
Do you like me? I'd to be on your TV show
here to me