Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey,
Those are words that don't make sense to me.
But I'm to words that don't make sense to me,
all those commercials I see on TV.
When I see an ad that can't be
I that the product has got to be good;
words may be crazy, but I think they're great,
Like acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I wake up each a most happy man,
I cover my with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, 'cause so pure,
And then GL-70, to make sure.
I take a shower, but never alone;
I'm in there with and Silicone.
I Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He sharpens his Boo-boop, and how he shaves!)
Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and Acrylan too,
And Marfac and Melmac and else is new?
Orlon and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These words spin around in my brain;
one is a mystery I cannot explain.
Like what does that Blue Magic do --
Does it make blue things white, or make white things
(His blue are white, and his white things are blue!)
My has Wide-Track and Autronic Eye,
Which winks when a cute little Volvo by;
My tank full of Platformate with a roar,
But I try to stop, it goes two miles more.
I measure my with my Nasograph,
nice, but oh my, how it hurts when I laugh.
My chair is upholstered in Naugahyde;
they killed that nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He moved to Chicaga when that died!)
I'm giving a next Saturday night
And are the friends that I'm going to invite:
The giant who lives in my machine,
That other giant, who's jolly and green.
The tiger who causes my gas to flood,
That handsome white who is stronger than crud;
The man with the eyepatch, who me my shirts
And that nut who into the front seat for Hertz!
(That daring young nut who flying for Hertz!)
I've lived all my life in this weird
I keep buying things I don't understand,
'Cause promise me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it turns out to be soap.
And might as well be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!)
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