Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
Chim chiminey, chiminey, chim-chim-cheree;
Those are three words that don't sense to me.
But I'm used to words don't make sense to me,
From all those I see on TV.
I see an ad that can't be understood
I know that the product has got to be
Those words may be crazy, but I they're great,
Like acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I up each morning a most happy man,
I cover my with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, it's so pure,
And GL-70, just to make sure.
Then I take a shower, but alone;
I'm in with Dermasil and Silicone.
I Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He his Boo-boop, and that's how he shaves!)
Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and Acrylan too,
And Marfac and Melmac and what is new?
Orlon and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful spin around in my brain;
one is a mystery I cannot explain.
Like what does that Blue Magic do --
Does it make blue things white, or white things blue?
(His blue things are white, and his things are blue!)
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Eye,
Which winks when a cute little goes by;
My tank full of Platformate with a roar,
But when I try to stop, it goes two more.
I measure my breathing my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it hurts I laugh.
My chair is upholstered in Naugahyde;
When they that nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He moved to Chicaga when that died!)
I'm giving a party next Saturday
And are the friends that I'm going to invite:
The giant who in my washing machine,
other nice giant, who's jolly and green.
The tiger who causes my gas to flood,
handsome white knight who is stronger than crud;
The man with the eyepatch, who me my shirts
And nut who flies into the front seat for Hertz!
(That daring young nut who goes for Hertz!)
I've lived all my in this weird wonderland;
I buying things that I don't understand,
'Cause promise me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it always out to be soap.
And they might as be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all could be Cheree!)
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