Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree;
Those are words that don't make sense to me.
But I'm to words that don't make sense to me,
all those commercials I see on TV.
When I see an ad that be understood
I that the product has got to be good;
Those may be crazy, but I think they're great,
Like acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I wake up each morning a most man,
I my Pic-O-Pay with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, it's so pure,
And GL-70, just to make sure.
I take a shower, but never alone;
I'm in there Dermasil and Silicone.
I brush Vitrol-D on my wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He his Boo-boop, and that's how he shaves!)
Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and Acrylan too,
And Marfac and and what else is new?
Orlon and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful spin around in my brain;
Each one is a I cannot explain.
Like what does that Blue Magic do --
Does it make blue white, or make white things blue?
(His things are white, and his white things are blue!)
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Eye,
Which winks when a cute Volvo goes by;
My tank full of starts with a roar,
But I try to stop, it goes two miles more.
I my breathing with my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it hurts I laugh.
My chair is upholstered in real
When killed that nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He moved to when that nauga died!)
I'm giving a party Saturday night
And are the friends that I'm going to invite:
The giant who in my washing machine,
That nice giant, who's jolly and green.
The who causes my gas tank to flood,
That handsome white knight who is stronger than
The man the eyepatch, who sells me my shirts
And that nut who flies into the seat for Hertz!
(That young nut who goes flying for Hertz!)
I've lived all my life in weird wonderland;
I keep things that I don't understand,
'Cause they me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it always out to be soap.
And they might as well be Cheree!
(Those words all could be Cheree!)
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