Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree;
Those are three that don't make sense to me.
But I'm to words that don't make sense to me,
From all those I see on TV.
I see an ad that can't be understood
I know the product has got to be good;
Those may be crazy, but I think they're great,
Like acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I up each morning a most happy man,
I cover my with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, 'cause so pure,
And then GL-70, to make sure.
Then I take a shower, but alone;
I'm in there with and Silicone.
I brush Vitrol-D on my wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He sharpens his Boo-boop, and how he shaves!)
Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and Acrylan too,
And and Melmac and what else is new?
There's and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful words spin around in my
Each one is a mystery I explain.
Like what that Blue Magic whitener do --
Does it make blue things white, or make things blue?
(His blue things are white, and his white are blue!)
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Eye,
Which winks when a cute Volvo goes by;
My tank full of Platformate with a roar,
But when I try to stop, it goes two more.
I my breathing with my Nasograph,
nice, but oh my, how it hurts when I laugh.
My is upholstered in real Naugahyde;
When they killed nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He moved to Chicaga when that died!)
I'm giving a party next night
And are the friends that I'm going to invite:
The giant who in my washing machine,
That other nice giant, jolly and green.
The tiger who causes my gas to flood,
That handsome white knight who is stronger crud;
The man with the eyepatch, who sells me my
And that nut who flies into the seat for Hertz!
(That daring young nut who goes for Hertz!)
I've lived all my life in this wonderland;
I keep buying that I don't understand,
'Cause they me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it turns out to be soap.
And they might as be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!)
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