Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree;
Those are three that don't make sense to me.
But I'm used to words that make sense to me,
all those commercials I see on TV.
When I see an ad that can't be
I know that the has got to be good;
words may be crazy, but I think they're great,
Like acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I up each morning a most happy man,
I cover my with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, 'cause so pure,
And then GL-70, to make sure.
Then I take a shower, but never
I'm in there Dermasil and Silicone.
I Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He his Boo-boop, and that's how he shaves!)
Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and Acrylan too,
And Marfac and Melmac and what is new?
There's and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful words spin around in my
Each one is a I cannot explain.
Like what that Blue Magic whitener do --
Does it make blue things white, or white things blue?
(His blue things are white, and his white are blue!)
My has Wide-Track and Autronic Eye,
Which winks a cute little Volvo goes by;
My full of Platformate starts with a roar,
But when I try to stop, it two miles more.
I my breathing with my Nasograph,
nice, but oh my, how it hurts when I laugh.
My chair is in real Naugahyde;
When they killed that nauga, I sat and cried.
(He moved to Chicaga that nauga died!)
I'm a party next Saturday night
And are the friends that I'm going to invite:
The who lives in my washing machine,
That nice giant, who's jolly and green.
The tiger who my gas tank to flood,
That handsome white knight who is than crud;
The man with the eyepatch, who me my shirts
And that nut who flies into the front for Hertz!
(That daring young nut who flying for Hertz!)
I've lived all my life in this weird
I keep buying things that I understand,
'Cause they me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it always out to be soap.
And they as well be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those all could be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!)
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