Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke,
the movie "Mary Poppins")
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey,
Those are three words that don't sense to me.
But I'm used to words that make sense to me,
all those commercials I see on TV.
When I see an ad that be understood
I know the product has got to be good;
Those may be crazy, but I think they're great,
sodium acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I up each morning a most happy man,
I my Pic-O-Pay with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, it's so pure,
And then GL-70, just to sure.
Then I take a shower, but alone;
I'm in there with and Silicone.
I brush Vitrol-D on my wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He his Boo-boop, and that's how he shaves!)
Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and Acrylan too,
And and Melmac and what else is new?
Orlon and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful words spin in my brain;
Each one is a mystery I explain.
Like what does Blue Magic whitener do --
Does it make blue white, or make white things blue?
(His blue things are white, and his white are blue!)
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Eye,
Which when a cute little Volvo goes by;
My tank full of Platformate with a roar,
But when I try to stop, it goes two more.
I measure my with my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it hurts I laugh.
My chair is upholstered in Naugahyde;
When they that nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He moved to Chicaga that nauga died!)
I'm a party next Saturday night
And here are the friends I'm going to invite:
The giant who lives in my machine,
other nice giant, who's jolly and green.
The tiger who my gas tank to flood,
That handsome white who is stronger than crud;
The man with the eyepatch, who sells me my
And that nut who into the front seat for Hertz!
(That daring young nut who goes for Hertz!)
I've lived all my in this weird wonderland;
I buying things that I don't understand,
'Cause promise me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it always out to be soap.
And they as well be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!)
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