Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey,
Those are words that don't make sense to me.
But I'm used to that don't make sense to me,
From all commercials I see on TV.
When I see an ad that can't be
I know that the has got to be good;
Those words may be crazy, but I they're great,
Like acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I wake up each morning a happy man,
I cover my with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, 'cause so pure,
And GL-70, just to make sure.
Then I take a shower, but alone;
I'm in there with and Silicone.
I brush on my Lanolin wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He sharpens his Boo-boop, and how he shaves!)
There's Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and too,
And and Melmac and what else is new?
Orlon and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful words spin in my brain;
Each one is a I cannot explain.
what does that Blue Magic whitener do --
Does it make blue things white, or white things blue?
(His blue things are white, and his white are blue!)
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Eye,
Which winks a cute little Volvo goes by;
My tank of Platformate starts with a roar,
But I try to stop, it goes two miles more.
I my breathing with my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it hurts I laugh.
My chair is upholstered in real
When they killed nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He to Chicaga when that nauga died!)
I'm giving a next Saturday night
And are the friends that I'm going to invite:
The who lives in my washing machine,
That other nice giant, who's and green.
The tiger who causes my gas to flood,
That handsome white knight who is stronger than
The man with the eyepatch, who me my shirts
And nut who flies into the front seat for Hertz!
(That daring young nut who goes for Hertz!)
lived all my life in this weird wonderland;
I buying things that I don't understand,
'Cause they me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it turns out to be soap.
And they might as be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!)
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