Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Van Dyke,
the movie "Mary Poppins")
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey,
Those are words that don't make sense to me.
But I'm used to words don't make sense to me,
From all commercials I see on TV.
When I see an ad can't be understood
I know that the has got to be good;
Those may be crazy, but I think they're great,
sodium acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I wake up morning a most happy man,
I my Pic-O-Pay with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, it's so pure,
And then GL-70, to make sure.
I take a shower, but never alone;
I'm in with Dermasil and Silicone.
I Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He sharpens his Boo-boop, and how he shaves!)
There's Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and too,
And and Melmac and what else is new?
There's Orlon and Korlan, and Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful words spin in my brain;
one is a mystery I cannot explain.
Like what does that Blue whitener do --
Does it make blue things white, or make white blue?
(His blue things are white, and his white are blue!)
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Eye,
Which winks when a cute little Volvo by;
My tank of Platformate starts with a roar,
But I try to stop, it goes two miles more.
I measure my with my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it when I laugh.
My chair is in real Naugahyde;
When they killed nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He moved to Chicaga when that died!)
I'm giving a next Saturday night
And here are the friends that I'm to invite:
The giant who in my washing machine,
That nice giant, who's jolly and green.
The tiger who causes my gas to flood,
That handsome white knight who is stronger than
The man with the eyepatch, who sells me my
And nut who flies into the front seat for Hertz!
(That daring young nut who goes for Hertz!)
I've lived all my life in this wonderland;
I keep things that I don't understand,
'Cause they me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it turns out to be soap.
And might as well be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those all could be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!)
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