Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey,
Those are three words that don't make to me.
But I'm used to words that make sense to me,
From all those I see on TV.
When I see an ad can't be understood
I know that the has got to be good;
Those words may be crazy, but I they're great,
sodium acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I wake up each morning a happy man,
I my Pic-O-Pay with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, 'cause so pure,
And then GL-70, to make sure.
Then I take a shower, but alone;
I'm in there with and Silicone.
I brush Vitrol-D on my wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He his Boo-boop, and that's how he shaves!)
There's Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and too,
And Marfac and Melmac and what is new?
There's and Korlan, and there's Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful spin around in my brain;
one is a mystery I cannot explain.
Like does that Blue Magic whitener do --
Does it make blue things white, or make things blue?
(His blue are white, and his white things are blue!)
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Eye,
Which when a cute little Volvo goes by;
My tank full of Platformate with a roar,
But I try to stop, it goes two miles more.
I measure my with my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it when I laugh.
My chair is upholstered in real
When they that nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He moved to when that nauga died!)
I'm giving a party next night
And here are the that I'm going to invite:
The giant who in my washing machine,
That other nice giant, who's and green.
The tiger who causes my gas to flood,
handsome white knight who is stronger than crud;
The man the eyepatch, who sells me my shirts
And that nut who flies into the seat for Hertz!
(That daring nut who goes flying for Hertz!)
I've all my life in this weird wonderland;
I keep buying things I don't understand,
'Cause promise me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it turns out to be soap.
And they might as be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all could be Cheree!)
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