Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree;
Those are three words that make sense to me.
But I'm used to words that make sense to me,
From all those I see on TV.
When I see an ad that be understood
I know that the product has got to be
Those may be crazy, but I think they're great,
sodium acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I wake up morning a most happy man,
I cover my with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, it's so pure,
And GL-70, just to make sure.
Then I take a shower, but alone;
I'm in there Dermasil and Silicone.
I brush on my Lanolin wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He his Boo-boop, and that's how he shaves!)
Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and Acrylan too,
And Marfac and and what else is new?
There's Orlon and Korlan, and Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These wonderful words spin in my brain;
Each one is a I cannot explain.
what does that Blue Magic whitener do --
Does it make blue things white, or make things blue?
(His things are white, and his white things are blue!)
My Fastback has and Autronic Eye,
Which winks when a cute little goes by;
My tank of Platformate starts with a roar,
But when I try to stop, it goes two more.
I measure my with my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it when I laugh.
My chair is upholstered in Naugahyde;
When they killed nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He to Chicaga when that nauga died!)
I'm a party next Saturday night
And here are the friends I'm going to invite:
The giant who lives in my machine,
That nice giant, who's jolly and green.
The who causes my gas tank to flood,
That handsome white knight who is stronger than
The man the eyepatch, who sells me my shirts
And that nut who flies into the front for Hertz!
(That daring nut who goes flying for Hertz!)
I've lived all my life in this wonderland;
I keep buying that I don't understand,
'Cause promise me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it always out to be soap.
And might as well be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!)
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