Luyện nghe bài hát Chim Chim Cheree

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Van Dyke,
from the "Mary Poppins")
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey,
Those are three words don't make sense to me.
But I'm used to words that make sense to me,
all those commercials I see on TV.
When I see an ad that be understood
I know that the product has got to be
Those words may be crazy, but I think great,
sodium acetylsalicylate.
(Sodium acetylsalicylate!)
I wake up each a most happy man,
I my Pic-O-Pay with Fluoristan;
I add Hexachlorophene, 'cause so pure,
And GL-70, just to make sure.
Then I a shower, but never alone;
I'm in there with and Silicone.
I Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave,
And I my Boo-boop, and use it to shave!
(He sharpens his Boo-boop, and how he shaves!)
There's Tufsyn, and Retsyn, and too,
And Marfac and Melmac and else is new?
There's Orlon and Korlan, and Accutron,
And Teflon, and Ban-Lon, and so on and on.
These words spin around in my brain;
Each one is a mystery I explain.
Like what does Blue Magic whitener do --
Does it make blue things white, or make things blue?
(His things are white, and his white things are blue!)
My has Wide-Track and Autronic Eye,
Which winks a cute little Volvo goes by;
My tank full of Platformate starts a roar,
But I try to stop, it goes two miles more.
I measure my with my Nasograph,
It's nice, but oh my, how it hurts I laugh.
My chair is in real Naugahyde;
When they that nauga, I sat down and cried.
(He to Chicaga when that nauga died!)
I'm giving a party next night
And here are the friends that I'm to invite:
The giant who in my washing machine,
That other giant, who's jolly and green.
The tiger who my gas tank to flood,
That white knight who is stronger than crud;
The man with the eyepatch, who sells me my
And that nut who flies into the front for Hertz!
(That daring nut who goes flying for Hertz!)
I've all my life in this weird wonderland;
I keep things that I don't understand,
'Cause promise me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it turns out to be soap.
And they as well be Chim-Chiminey Cheree!
(Those words all could be Cheree!)
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