Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a threatening sight. And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real Then I watched a From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the & the tie's too wide And too short for the man The chemistry lady with the mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't it Rockets stop it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where they hope to it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Fido
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I know I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)