Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a one that I saw one time, I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and about short, And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah, didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they it back just a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real I watched a movie From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The suits & the hats & the tie's too And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has been seen approaching The Power Plant Bullets stop it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is to lure the enormous poodle towards the Where they hope to destroy it napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Here Fido
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it from Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I know I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)