Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't know why but it's a threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I a movie Hollywood
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Power Bullets can't it Rockets stop it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is to lure the enormous poodle the cave Where they to destroy it with napalm A of the troopers are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can y'see it from Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I wanna I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)