Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Humphrey (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short, And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn. in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real Then I watched a Hollywood
Little Miss Muffett on a by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Lagoon? The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the tie's too And too short for the man The chemistry lady with the mind And the monster just ate
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very large dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't it can't stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the poodle the cave Where they hope to destroy it napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the little string down Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a little cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)