Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I know why but it's a very threatening sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th at wide, The are about that wide and about this short, And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it just a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It real good Then I watched a Hollywood
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can see? The little strings on the Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry with the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been seen The Power Plant Bullets can't it Rockets stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National has formed up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the enormous towards the Where they to destroy it with napalm A of the troopers are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the little danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can y'see it here Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I wanna I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)