Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't why but it's a very threatening sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I a movie From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all The little on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb They use when the slime off The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The lady with the roll-away mind And the monster just ate
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets stop it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the poodle the cave Where they hope to destroy it napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Here Fido
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna I need a little more please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I need a little more please
(etc. repeats)