Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a good one I saw one time, I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with around the bottom. It like a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short, And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Little Miss Muffett on a by me Took a turn around, I Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use when the droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the & the tie's too wide And too short for the man The chemistry with the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has been seen approaching The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the poodle towards the Where they hope to destroy it with A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I wanna I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)