Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like movies?
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I know why but it's a very threatening sight. And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah, didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real Then I watched a Hollywood
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The little strings on the Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb They use the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the canvas of the is too soft
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry with the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very large dog) Has just been seen The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where they to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Here Fido
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string down Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I wanna I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)