Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply adore movies, And the cheaper are, the better they are. And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they it back just a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I watched a Hollywood
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt They use the slime droozle off The rumples & the in the cardboard rock And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the tie's too And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant Bullets stop it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the poodle the cave Where they to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Fido Here Fido
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the little danglin' down Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can y'see it from Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
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