Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream with teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and drag it back just a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It real good Then I watched a Hollywood
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt They use when the slime off The rumples & the in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the roll-away And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has been seen approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the poodle towards the Where they hope to destroy it with A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little cheepnis please
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