Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It real good Then I watched a From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all The strings on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the canvas of the is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too short for the man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been seen The Power Plant Bullets can't it can't stop it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the enormous towards the Where hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can y'see it here Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please
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