Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't why but it's a very threatening sight. And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver that gonna shoot the monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all The little strings on the Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use the slime droozle off The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too short for the man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has been seen approaching The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where they hope to destroy it napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please
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