Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Ralph (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like movies?
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't why but it's a very threatening sight. And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and about short, And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the in the cardboard rock And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too short for the man The chemistry lady with the mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Power can't stop it Rockets stop it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is to lure the enormous poodle towards the they hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it here Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)