Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I adore monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't why but it's a very threatening sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn. in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I a movie Hollywood
Little Muffett on a squat by me a turn around, I said: Can y'all see? The little strings on the Spider?" The Zipper The Black Lagoon? The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the canvas of the is too soft
The suits & the & the tie's too wide And too short for the man The chemistry lady with the mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just seen approaching The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is attempting to lure the enormous towards the Where they hope to destroy it with A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)