Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I know why but it's a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I watched a Hollywood
Little Miss Muffett on a by me Took a turn around, I Can y'all see? The little strings on the Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb use when the slime droozle off The rumples & the in the cardboard rock And the of the cave is too soft
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the mind And the monster just ate
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has been seen approaching The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where they hope to it with napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I a little more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)