Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like movies?
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a one that I saw one time, I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it just a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It real good I watched a movie From
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too for the scientist man The lady with the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't it Rockets stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National has formed up at the base of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where they to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it from Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis
(etc. repeats)