Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply adore movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah, they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I a movie Hollywood
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use when the droozle off The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The suits & the hats & the tie's too And too for the scientist man The lady with the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't it Rockets can't it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is to lure the enormous poodle the cave Where they to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it from Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I know I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)