Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I know why but it's a very threatening sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and they it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real I watched a movie From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is to lure the enormous poodle the cave Where they hope to destroy it with A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I know I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a little more cheepnis
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