Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use when the droozle off The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The suits & the & the tie's too wide And too short for the man The chemistry with the roll-away mind And the monster just ate
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been seen The Power Plant Bullets can't it Rockets stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE OFF THE TREES LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is attempting to lure the enormous the cave Where hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it here Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis
(etc. repeats)