Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis - Percussion (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)