Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis - Percussion (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use the slime droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)