Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left side of the screen you can see about this
two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)