Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah,
they wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)