Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
I watched a movie
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
towards the
Where they hope to it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)