Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that gonna shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
From

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the slime off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
Bullets can't it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)