Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply adore movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
towards the
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)