Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah,
they didn't re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)