Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like movies?
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It real good Then I watched a From
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all The little strings on the Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too short for the man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Power Bullets stop it can't stop it We may have to use FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A DRY-WOBBLE IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle towards the they hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can y'see it here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)