Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I a movie
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
the cave
Where they hope to it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)