Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the slime off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)