Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)