Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)