Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like monster

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)