Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I watched a
From

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
Bullets can't it
can't stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)