Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
I watched a movie
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)