Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and about short,
And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The little strings on the Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)