Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and about short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the slime off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too for the scientist man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)