Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply adore movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything, And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short, And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It real good Then I watched a Hollywood
Little Miss Muffett on a by me Took a turn around, I said: Can see? The little strings on the Spider?" The Zipper The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb They use the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the canvas of the is too soft
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the roll-away And the monster just ate
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Plant Bullets stop it can't stop it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the enormous the cave Where hope to destroy it with napalm A of the troopers are now lined up and are to the monster... Fido Here Fido
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it from Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I wanna I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis
(etc. repeats)