Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
around the bottom. It like a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they hope to it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)