Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
I watched a movie
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)