Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)