Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like monster

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and about short,
And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the cave is too

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they hope to it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)