Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-9-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like monster

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the slime off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
Bullets can't it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)