Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Underwood (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a one that I saw one time, I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't why but it's a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are, the sex and everything, their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah, they wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real Then I a movie From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb use when the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the of the cave is too soft
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the roll-away And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant Bullets stop it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is to lure the enormous poodle the cave Where they hope to destroy it napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can y'see it from Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I know I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I need a little cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)