Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The little strings on the Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)