Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and about short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
the cave
Where they hope to it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)