Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Camarena (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I simply monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I know why but it's a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th at wide, The ties are about that and about this short, And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
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I ate a hot dog It real good I watched a movie From
Little Miss Muffett on a by me Took a turn around, I said: Can see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the where the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb use when the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the canvas of the cave is too
The suits & the hats & the tie's too And too short for the man The lady with the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't it can't stop it We may have to use FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the enormous the cave Where hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss on a squat by me, Can ya see the little danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it from Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis
(etc. repeats)