Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I watched a
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use the slime droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
the cave
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)