Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply adore movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss on a squat by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)