Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)