Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th
at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
From

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use the slime droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
towards the
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)