Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like monster

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss on a squat by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
towards the
Where they hope to destroy it with
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)