Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and about short,
And they always have a little revolver that gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
I watched a movie
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)