Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)