Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply adore movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too short for the man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
Bullets stop it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
the cave
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)