Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply adore movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
towards the
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)