Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn. in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Little Miss Muffett on a by me Took a turn around, I Can y'all see? The little strings on the Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the canvas of the is too soft
The suits & the & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The lady with the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Plant Bullets can't it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is to lure the enormous poodle the cave Where they hope to destroy it napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I wanna I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I need a little more please
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