Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like monster

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)