Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Fowler (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like movies?
(YEAH!)
I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do the budget of the film, it helps. But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are like th at wide, The are about that wide and about this short, And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah, they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real Then I watched a From
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper The Black Lagoon? The by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb use when the slime droozle off The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too short for the man The chemistry with the roll-away mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very large dog) Has just been seen The Power Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where they hope to destroy it with A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss on a squat by me, Can ya see the little danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it from Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I wanna I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I a little more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)