Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
towards the
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)