Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like monster

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply adore movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)