Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Ralph (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short, And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta so good they wanted to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt use when the slime droozle off The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the mind And the monster ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a large poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Plant can't stop it Rockets can't it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is to lure the enormous poodle towards the they hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Here Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it here Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know I need a little more please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)