Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they always have a little revolver that gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)