Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
can't stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)