Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like monster

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)