Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short, And they always have a little revolver that gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left side of the screen you can see about this much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I a movie From
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a turn around, I Can y'all see? The little strings on the Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb They use the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the canvas of the cave is too
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The lady with the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has been seen approaching The Power Plant Bullets stop it Rockets stop it We may have to use FORCE!
COMES THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where hope to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Here Here
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Miss Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it here Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I know I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)