Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 2)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss on a squat by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)