Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Bruce (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me you something, do you like monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the better are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth the bottom. It looks like a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The are about that wide and about this short, And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn. Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and drag it back just a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The suits & the hats & the tie's too And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very large dog) Has just been seen approaching The Plant Bullets can't it Rockets stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE THAT POODLE DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is attempting to lure the enormous the cave Where they hope to it with napalm A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Here Here
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE GOT A GREAT BIG THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss on a squat by me, Can ya see the little danglin' down the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it here Can till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna I need a little cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know I need a more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)