Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
towards the
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can it from here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)