Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
can't stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
the cave
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)