Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're gonna the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)