Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a rounded off affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)