Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I watched a
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)