Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short,
And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)