Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
with. And there is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to lure the poodle
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)