Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Thompson (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you see that one? The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't why but it's a very threatening sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are that wide and about this short, And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and they it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good I watched a movie From
Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: Can see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the canvas of the cave is too
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Power Bullets stop it can't stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is attempting to lure the poodle towards the Where they hope to destroy it with A thousand of the are now lined up and are to the monster... Fido Here Here
GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A BIG POODLE THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string danglin' the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm 'cause that's all I know I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)