Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn.
in this particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
I watched a movie
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)