Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has just been approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they hope to it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)