Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings to
the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a little that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
towards the
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)