Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream with teeth
around the bottom. It looks a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a
cave. See? There's always a where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can it from here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)