Frank (lead guitar, vocals) George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like movies?
(YEAH!)
I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the they are, the better they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very sight. And then he's got a frown and, you know, mouth and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave, at once. And the rest of the cast... it musta made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short, And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back a little bit as the guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real Then I a movie Hollywood
Little Miss on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX (Apparently a very large dog) Has just been seen approaching The Plant Bullets stop it can't stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE OFF THE TREES LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has formed up at the of the And is attempting to lure the enormous the cave Where they hope to destroy it napalm A of the troopers are now lined up and are to the monster... Fido Here Fido
GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the paper! You know we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss Muffett on a by me, Can ya see the string danglin' down Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it here Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I a little more cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)