Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I the name of the film was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't wanna it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been seen The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets stop it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)