Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I monster movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? There's a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... the monster came out of the cave,
just on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this
much attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the slime off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry lady the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
the cave
Where hope to destroy it with napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)