Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the of a monster movie has nothing to do with
the of the film, although it helps.
But true cheepnis is exemplified by visible strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see one?
The monster looks sort of like an ice-cream corn with teeth
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one scene where the ah is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The little strings on the Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 bulb
They use when the droozle off
The & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the is too soft

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too short for the man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
they hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)