Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a one that I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got fangs on the of it,
I don't know why but it's a very sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The are about that wide and about this short,
And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of there is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn.
Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the you can see about this
much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back just a bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And is cheepnis here: One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

HERE THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry that's
all I wanna
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)