Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals) Ralph (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?
(YEAH!)
I love movies, I simply adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, it helps. But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see one? The monster looks sort of an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. It looks a, like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got fangs on the of it, I don't know why but a very threatening sight. And then got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short, And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And there is always a girl who down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are, the sex and everything, Twisting their ankle on behalf of a little corn. Well in this particular scene, In scene folks, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it it musta been so good they wanted to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it back just a bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted good Then I a movie Hollywood
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a around, I said: Can y'all see? The little on the Giant Spider?" The From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the go up? (And the flaps on the of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime off The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock And the of the cave is too soft
The & the hats & the tie's too wide And too for the scientist man The chemistry lady the roll-away mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very poodle dog) Has just been seen approaching The Power Bullets stop it can't stop it We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A LANDSCAPE KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The National Guard has up at the base of the And is attempting to the enormous poodle the cave Where they to destroy it with napalm A thousand of the troopers are now up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the water! Get the canned goods! Get the toilet paper! You know we it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Miss on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string down Makes the go wabble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE Go around Can it all Can y'see it here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm sorry that's all I know I need a more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little more please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I need a little cheepnis please
(etc. repeats)