Frank (lead guitar, vocals) Duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom (bass) Ruth (percussion) Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don (synthesizer) Fowler (trombone) Walt (trumpet) Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals) Humphrey (drums) Chester (drums) (background vocals) (background vocals) Robert (background vocals)
Cheepnis. Let me tell you something, do you like monster
(YEAH!)
I love monster movies, I adore monster movies, And the cheaper they are, the they are. And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with the of the film, although it helps. But cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. tell you, a good one I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH! ) And the... Did you ever see that The monster looks sort of like an inverted corn with teeth around the bottom. It like a, like a teepee or a of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah, it's got on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a threatening sight. And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, And there's this one scene where the ah monster is out of a cave. See? There's always a scene where they out of a cave, at least once. And the of the cast... it been made around the 1950's. The lapels are about like th at wide, The are about that wide and about this short, And always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with. And is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are, the sex and everything, their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. Well in particular scene, In this scene folks, they ah, they didn't re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about much two-by-four to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No! Get it back!" ... and they drag it just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.
Right. And this is here: One two three four...
I ate a hot dog It tasted real Then I a movie From
Little Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I Can y'all see? The strings on the Giant Spider?" The Zipper From The Black The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up? (And the on the side of the moon)
The & paint on the 40 watt bulb use when the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard And the of the cave is too soft
The suits & the hats & the tie's too And too short for the man The chemistry lady with the mind And the just ate Japan
and gentlemen, The monster, Which the peasants in this area call (Apparently a very large dog) Has just seen approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't it Rockets can't it We may have to use FORCE!
HERE COMES THAT DOG! BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR SNAPPIN' OFF THE LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME! WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! GET OUT THE PANTS!
The Guard has formed up at the base of the And is attempting to lure the enormous the cave Where they to destroy it with napalm A of the troopers are now lined up and are to the monster... Here Fido Here
GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY GOT A BIG HEAVY THING GOT A GREAT BIG THING GOT A BIG HAIRY THING
C'mon! Everybody! go! Get the distilled water! Get the goods! Get the toilet paper! You we need it!
GO TO DA MY BABY, MY BABY, GO TO DA GO TO DA
Little Muffett on a squat by me, Can ya see the little string down Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE, EYE, HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' Can it all Can it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna I a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know I need a little more please
(etc. repeats)