Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the better are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
the bottom. It looks like a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I know why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always have a little revolver that they're shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls down and
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You know how are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their ankle on behalf of a ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta so good they wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too for the scientist man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the just ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power
can't stop it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP A RHINESTONE COLLAR
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ON A
LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National has formed up at the base
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A GREAT BIG THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss Muffett on a by me,
Can ya see the little danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can it from here
Can y'laugh till yer on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)