Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply adore movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the was "It conquered the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
a teepee or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
it's got on the base of it,
I don't know why but it's a threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's this one scene the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. There's always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made around the 1950's. The are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that and about this short,
And they always a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting their on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real
Then I watched a
From

Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I Can y'all see?
The strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the canvas of the cave is too

The & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE
THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the
of the
And is to lure the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it napalm
A of the troopers are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Here

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can y'laugh yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)