Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Thompson (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you monster movies?

(YEAH!)

I love movies, I simply adore monster movies,
And the cheaper they are, the they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a movie has nothing to do with
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a spider. I'll tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you see that one?
The looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth
around the bottom. It like a,
like a teepee or a sort of a off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything,
And this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? There's always a scene where come out of a cave,
at once. And the rest of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about wide and about this short,
And they have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is always a girl who falls and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course there is! You how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this scene, In this scene folks, they ah,
they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good wanted
to keep it, but they... When the monster out of the cave,
just over on the hand side of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "No!
Get it back!" ...
and drag it back just a little bit as the
guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis here: One two four...

I ate a hot dog
It real good
I watched a movie
From

Little Miss on a squat by me
Took a around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black
The vents by the tanks the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt
They use when the droozle off
The rumples & the in the cardboard rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too
And too short for the man
The chemistry with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a large poodle dog)
Has been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't it
Rockets stop it
We may to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with
A thousand of the troopers are now up
and are to the monster...
Fido
Here
Fido

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Little Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the string danglin' down
Makes the legs go an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm 'cause that's
all I wanna
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm sorry it's all I wanna know
I need a little more please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis

(etc. repeats)