Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis (Live / 12-10-73 / Show 1)

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
George (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
Ruth (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Fowler (trombone)
Walt (trumpet)
Murphy Brock (tenor saxophone, flute, lead vocals)
Ralph (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me tell you something, do you like movies?

(YEAH!)

I love monster movies, I simply monster movies,
And the they are, the better they are.
And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do
the budget of the film, it helps.
But true is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to
the jaw of a giant spider. tell you,
a good one I saw one time,
I think the name of the film was "It the world" (YEAH!
) And the... Did you ever see that
The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with
around the bottom. It like a,
like a or a sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair. And ah,
got fangs on the base of it,
I don't why but it's a very threatening sight.
And then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly and everything,
And there's this one where the ah monster is coming out of a
cave. See? always a scene where they come out of a cave,
at least once. And the of the cast...
it musta been made the 1950's. The lapels are about like th
at wide, The ties are about that wide and this short,
And they always have a revolver that they're gonna shoot the
monster with. And there is a girl who falls down and twists
her ankle. Hey hey! Of course is! You know how they are,
the sex and everything,
Twisting ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn.
Well in this particular scene, In this scene folks, ah,
they didn't re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted
to it, but they... When the monster came out of the cave,
just over on the left hand of the screen you can see about this
much two-by-four attached to the of the Thing as the guy is
pushing it out, And then obviously off-camera somebody's "No!
Get it back!" ...
and they drag it back a little bit as the
guy is "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis.

Right. And this is cheepnis One two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I a movie
Hollywood

Little Muffett on a squat by me
a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little on the Giant Spider?"
The From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the where the bubbles go up?
(And the on the side of the moon)

The jelly & on the 40 watt bulb
They use the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard
And the canvas of the cave is too

The suits & the hats & the too wide
And too for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the mind
And the monster ate Japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very poodle dog)
Has just seen approaching The Power Plant
can't stop it
Rockets can't it
We may have to use FORCE!

COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE
OFF THE TREES
LIKE WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE BITE ME!
WE LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
GET OUT THE PANTS!

The Guard has formed up at the base
of the
And is attempting to the enormous poodle
towards the
Where they hope to destroy it with
A thousand of the are now lined up
and are to the monster...
Here
Fido
Here

GOT A BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY
GOT A BIG POODLE THING
GOT A BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! Get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! You we need it!

GO TO DA
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA
GO TO DA

Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, EYE
Go around
Can it all
Can y'see it here
Can till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause
all I wanna
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
Baby, I'm 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)