Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one morn'
To attend our cousin's wedding in the where we were born
The do was in Kerry; so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent travel deals on

Cheap flights, flights, cheap as they can be,
Bedad we an airline selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly daidin daidin dai)

Well we on to the website and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost wasn't as advertised,
forgotten airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a bargain is a bargain and begorrah we thrilled.

flights, cheap flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every airline offers for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

studying the website we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so that sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course all have luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we paid in case our cases might get lost.

Our flights, cheap flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be charges when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the flight was booked, all of the additions,
We'd the reams of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for using VISA was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with plastic?

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we the fecking fee,
Because by now we committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking of crap,
It's if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a taxi to the arse in the world was than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, (x2))

Then at last we reached the airport we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us 'cause we hadn't in online,
And finally the flight there's an extra class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, flights, I think you must agree,
That fecking gobshites think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well finally we and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward us down to the back with never a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts gave a thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps you'll have to feckin

Cheap flights, cheap flights harking on to me
you're an (idiot) if you think a fecking flight is 50p