Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one morn'
To attend our wedding in the town where we were born
The do was back in Kerry; so to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent deals on Google

Cheap flights, cheap flights, cheap as can be,
Bedad we found an airline flights for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

we clicked on to the website and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost wasn't as advertised,
We'd airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

studying the website we decided it was best,
To pay boarding so that we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of we'd all have luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we paid insurance in case our might get lost.

Our cheap flights, cheap flights, it's to see,
There be extra charges when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd the reams of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then up the charge for using VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with fecking

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we the fecking fee,
by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being diddled and us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've tried at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking of crap,
It's packed if you try to a train or underground,
So a taxi to the arse in the world was than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should have by sea,
There's no such thing as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, (x2))

Then at last we reached the airport we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an extra of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking feckers fecking to use the jacks,

flights, cheap flights, I think you must agree,
That only fecking think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)

Sad
Well finally we and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a hint of a
And as we his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps you'll to feckin jump

Cheap flights, cheap flights harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking is 50p