Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an in the post one Monday morn'
To our cousin's wedding in the town where we were born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find decent travel deals on Google

Cheap flights, flights, cheap as they can be,
we found an airline selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly daidin daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the website and mightily surprised,
To find the cost wasn't quite as advertised,
We'd forgotten airport taxes, had to be billed,
But a bargain is a and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, cheap flights, to Tralee,
It isn't every airline flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After studying the website we it was best,
To pay priority boarding so that sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course all have luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we paid insurance in case our cases get lost.

Our cheap flights, cheap flights, it's to see,
There must be extra when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd read the reams of smallprint, of and conditions;
And then picked up the for using VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the are you supposed to pay if not with fecking plastic?

flights, cheap flights, we paid the fecking fee,
Because by now we were committed to the for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being diddled and us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't if you've tried looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking of crap,
It's if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a to the arse in the world was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, (x2))

at last we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking charged us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking feckers charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, flights, I think you must agree,
That only fecking gobshites think there's for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well finally we landed and to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a of a smile
And as we his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps have to feckin jump

Cheap flights, cheap you're harking on to me
you're an (idiot) if you think a fecking flight is 50p