Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one Monday
To attend our cousin's wedding in the town we were born
The do was back in Kerry; so wishing to be
We trawled the 'net to find some decent travel deals on

Cheap flights, cheap flights, cheap as can be,
we found an airline selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly daidin daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost wasn't as advertised,
We'd airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After studying the website we it was best,
To pay priority so that we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all have luggage, so an extra cost,
And then we paid insurance in case our might get lost.

Our flights, cheap flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be extra when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the flight was booked, all of the additions,
We'd read the of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then up the charge for using VISA which was drastic,
how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with fecking plastic?

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we the fecking fee,
by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (3))
(Someone's diddled and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've tried at Stanstead on a map,
But in at 5am is a fecking load of crap,
It's if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a taxi to the arse in the world was than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should have by sea,
There's no such fecking as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

Then at we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us 'cause we checked in online,
And finally the flight there's an extra class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking feckers charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, I think you agree,
That only fecking gobshites think there's for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
finally we landed and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the with never a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our gave a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps you'll have to jump

Cheap flights, cheap you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking is 50p