Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one Monday
To attend our wedding in the town where we were born
The do was in Kerry; so wishing to be frugal
We the 'net to find some decent travel deals on Google

Cheap flights, cheap flights, as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling for 50p.
(Diddly daidin daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the website and mightily surprised,
To find the actual wasn't quite as advertised,
We'd forgotten airport taxes, had to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

flights, cheap flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every airline offers for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After the website we decided it was best,
To pay boarding so that we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all have luggage, so an extra cost,
And then we paid insurance in our cases might get lost.

Our cheap flights, flights, it's obvious to see,
There be extra charges when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd read the reams of smallprint, of terms and
And picked up the charge for using VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not fecking plastic?

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we paid the fee,
Because by now we were to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't if you've tried looking at Stanstead on a map,
But in at 5am is a fecking load of crap,
It's packed if you try to catch a or underground,
So a to the arse in the world was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking thing as a fecking for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

at last we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us we hadn't checked in online,
And aboard the flight there's an extra class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, I think you agree,
That fecking gobshites think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)

Sad
Well finally we landed and to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a hint of a
And as we his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible thump
If you prepaid to use the steps you'll have to feckin jump

Cheap flights, flights you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a flight is 50p