Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one morn'
To attend our cousin's wedding in the town we were born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent travel on Google

flights, cheap flights, cheap as they can be,
Bedad we an airline selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly daidin daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the website and were surprised,
To the actual cost wasn't quite as advertised,
We'd forgotten taxes, had also to be billed,
But a bargain is a and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After the website we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all have luggage, so an extra cost,
And then we paid insurance in case our cases get lost.

Our cheap flights, flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be extra when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At the flight was booked, with all of the additions,
read the reams of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for using which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you to pay if not with fecking plastic?

flights, cheap flights, we paid the fecking fee,
Because by now we committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (3))
(Someone's diddled and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't if you've tried looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a load of crap,
packed if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a taxi to the arse in the world was more 100 pounds,

flights, cheap flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

at last we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The feckers charged us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally aboard the there's an extra class of tax,
the fecking fecking feckers fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, I you must agree,
That only fecking gobshites think flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well finally we landed and tried to up the aisle
But the steward sent us to the back with never a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts gave a thump
If you haven't to use the steps you'll have to feckin jump

flights, cheap flights you're harking on to me
you're an (idiot) if you think a fecking flight is 50p