Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We an invitation in the post one Monday morn'
To attend our cousin's wedding in the where we were born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to some decent travel deals on Google

Cheap flights, flights, cheap as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the website and were surprised,
To find the actual cost quite as advertised,
We'd airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

studying the website we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so that we'd sit abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course all have luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And we paid insurance in case our cases might get lost.

Our cheap flights, cheap flights, obvious to see,
must be extra charges when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the flight was booked, all of the additions,
We'd read the of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for using which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with plastic?

Cheap flights, flights, we paid the fecking fee,
by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being diddled and us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I know if you've tried looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking of crap,
It's packed if you try to catch a or underground,
So a taxi to the in the world was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should gone by sea,
There's no such thing as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

Then at last we reached the airport we had to pay a fine,
The feckers charged us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally the flight there's an extra class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking feckers charge to use the jacks,

flights, cheap flights, I think you must agree,
That only fecking gobshites there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)

Sad
Well finally we and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a of a smile
And as we his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps have to feckin jump

flights, cheap flights you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you a fecking flight is 50p