Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one Monday
To attend our cousin's wedding in the town we were born
The do was in Kerry; so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the to find some decent travel deals on Google

flights, cheap flights, cheap as they can be,
Bedad we found an selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the website and were surprised,
To find the cost wasn't quite as advertised,
We'd forgotten airport taxes, had to be billed,
But a bargain is a bargain and we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, cheap flights, to Tralee,
It isn't every offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

studying the website we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all have luggage, so that's an cost,
And we paid insurance in case our cases might get lost.

Our cheap flights, cheap flights, obvious to see,
There must be extra charges the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the flight was booked, all of the additions,
read the reams of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not fecking plastic?

Cheap flights, flights, we paid the fecking fee,
by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (3))
(Someone's diddled and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking of crap,
It's packed if you try to catch a or underground,
So a to the arse in the world was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking thing as a fecking for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

Then at last we reached the where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us 'cause we checked in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an extra of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, I think you agree,
That only fecking gobshites think flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well finally we landed and to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps have to feckin jump

flights, cheap flights you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking is 50p