Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one morn'
To our cousin's wedding in the town where we were born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent deals on Google

flights, cheap flights, cheap as they can be,
Bedad we an airline selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

we clicked on to the website and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost quite as advertised,
We'd forgotten taxes, had also to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every airline flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After studying the website we it was best,
To pay priority so that we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all have luggage, so that's an cost,
And then we paid insurance in case our cases get lost.

Our cheap flights, flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be extra when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At the flight was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd read the of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And picked up the charge for using VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with fecking

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we the fecking fee,
by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being diddled and us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've tried looking at on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking of crap,
It's packed if you try to catch a or underground,
So a taxi to the in the world was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should have by sea,
There's no such fecking as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

Then at last we the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an extra of tax,
'Cause the fecking feckers fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, flights, I think you must agree,
That fecking gobshites think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well we landed and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps you'll have to feckin

Cheap flights, cheap you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you a fecking flight is 50p