Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an in the post one Monday morn'
To attend our cousin's wedding in the where we were born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent deals on Google

Cheap flights, flights, cheap as they can be,
we found an airline selling flights for 50p.
(Diddly daidin daidin dai)

Well we on to the website and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual wasn't quite as advertised,
We'd airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a bargain is a bargain and we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (x3))

After studying the we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course all have luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And we paid insurance in case our cases might get lost.

Our flights, cheap flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be extra charges the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd read the of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the are you supposed to pay if not with fecking plastic?

Cheap flights, flights, we paid the fecking fee,
Because by now we committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being diddled and us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't if you've tried looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a load of crap,
It's packed if you try to a train or underground,
So a taxi to the in the world was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking thing as a fecking for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

Then at last we reached the airport we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And aboard the flight there's an extra class of tax,
the fecking fecking feckers fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, flights, I think you must agree,
only fecking gobshites think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well we landed and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our gave a terrible thump
If you haven't to use the steps you'll have to feckin jump

Cheap flights, cheap you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a flight is 50p