Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one Monday
To attend our cousin's wedding in the town we were born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We the 'net to find some decent travel deals on Google

Cheap flights, cheap flights, as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the website and mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost wasn't as advertised,
We'd forgotten taxes, had also to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

flights, cheap flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It every airline offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

studying the website we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we paid insurance in our cases might get lost.

Our flights, cheap flights, it's obvious to see,
There be extra charges when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd read the reams of smallprint, of terms and
And picked up the charge for using VISA which was drastic,
how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with fecking plastic?

Cheap flights, flights, we paid the fecking fee,
by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (3))
(Someone's diddled and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't if you've tried looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a fecking of crap,
It's if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a to the arse in the world was more than 100 pounds,

flights, cheap flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such thing as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

at last we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking charged us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an class of tax,
the fecking fecking feckers fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, flights, I think you must agree,
only fecking gobshites think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
finally we landed and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts gave a thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps have to feckin jump

Cheap flights, cheap flights harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking is 50p