Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one Monday
To attend our cousin's wedding in the town where we born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent travel deals on

Cheap flights, cheap flights, as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

Well we on to the website and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost wasn't as advertised,
We'd airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't every offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After the website we decided it was best,
To pay boarding so that we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of we'd all have luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we insurance in case our cases might get lost.

Our cheap flights, flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be extra when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At the flight was booked, with all of the additions,
We'd read the reams of smallprint, of terms and
And then picked up the charge for using VISA was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with fecking

Cheap flights, flights, we paid the fecking fee,
Because by now we were to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (3))
(Someone's diddled and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've looking at Stanstead on a map,
But in at 5am is a fecking load of crap,
It's if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a taxi to the arse in the world was more 100 pounds,

flights, cheap flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking thing as a fecking for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

Then at last we reached the airport we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us 'cause we hadn't in online,
And aboard the flight there's an extra class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, I think you agree,
That only fecking gobshites there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
finally we landed and tried to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a hint of a
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps have to feckin jump

Cheap flights, flights you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking is 50p