Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one Monday
To attend our wedding in the town where we were born
The do was in Kerry; so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent travel on Google

Cheap flights, cheap flights, as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling for 50p.
(Diddly daidin daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the website and were surprised,
To find the actual cost quite as advertised,
We'd airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a bargain is a bargain and we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, cheap flights, to Tralee,
It isn't airline offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After studying the we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so that sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And we paid insurance in case our cases might get lost.

Our flights, cheap flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be extra when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the flight was booked, all of the additions,
We'd read the of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for using which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you supposed to pay if not fecking plastic?

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we the fecking fee,
Because by now we committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's diddled and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I know if you've tried looking at Stanstead on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a load of crap,
It's packed if you try to catch a or underground,
So a taxi to the arse in the was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should have by sea,
There's no such fecking thing as a fecking for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

at last we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us 'cause we hadn't in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an extra of tax,
'Cause the fecking feckers fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, flights, I think you must agree,
That only gobshites think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)

Sad
Well finally we landed and to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward sent us down to the back with never a of a smile
And as we his annoucement our hearts gave a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the you'll have to feckin jump

Cheap flights, flights you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you a fecking flight is 50p