Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the post one morn'
To attend our cousin's wedding in the where we were born
The do was back in Kerry; so to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find decent travel deals on Google

Cheap flights, cheap flights, as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

Well we clicked on to the and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost quite as advertised,
forgotten airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a bargain is a and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, cheap flights, to Tralee,
It isn't every airline offers for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

After studying the we decided it was best,
To pay boarding so that we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we paid in case our cases might get lost.

Our flights, cheap flights, it's obvious to see,
There must be charges when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At the flight was booked, with all of the additions,
read the reams of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And picked up the charge for using VISA which was drastic,
how the feck are you supposed to pay if not with fecking plastic?

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we the fecking fee,
by now we were committed to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's diddled and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've tried looking at on a map,
But in at 5am is a fecking load of crap,
packed if you try to catch a train or underground,
So a to the arse in the world was more than 100 pounds,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, we should gone by sea,
There's no fecking thing as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, feck (x2))

at last we reached the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking charged us 'cause we hadn't checked in online,
And finally aboard the flight there's an extra of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking fecking charge to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, flights, I think you must agree,
That only fecking gobshites there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well finally we landed and to shuffle up the aisle
But the steward us down to the back with never a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our hearts a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the steps you'll have to jump

Cheap flights, flights you're harking on to me
an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking flight is 50p