Luyện nghe bài hát Cheap Flights

We received an invitation in the one Monday morn'
To attend our cousin's wedding in the where we were born
The do was back in so wishing to be frugal
We trawled the 'net to find some decent travel deals on

Cheap flights, cheap flights, as they can be,
Bedad we found an airline selling for 50p.
(Diddly aiden daidin dai)

we clicked on to the website and were mightily surprised,
To find the actual cost quite as advertised,
forgotten airport taxes, had also to be billed,
But a is a bargain and begorrah we were thrilled.

Cheap flights, flights, Stanstead to Tralee,
It isn't airline offers flights for 50p,
(Diddly aiden daidin dai (x3))

studying the website we decided it was best,
To pay priority boarding so we'd sit three abreast,
(Three abreast, the best)
And of course we'd all luggage, so that's an extra cost,
And then we insurance in case our cases might get lost.

Our cheap flights, cheap flights, it's to see,
There must be charges when the flights are 50p,
(Minya, minya, minya, key change)

At last the flight was booked, all of the additions,
read the reams of smallprint, of terms and conditions;
And then picked up the charge for VISA which was drastic,
'Cause how the feck are you to pay if not with fecking plastic?

flights, cheap flights, we paid the fecking fee,
Because by now we were to the flights for 50p,
(Diddly daidin daidin dai (3))
(Someone's being and it's us, so it is)

(*Ochone, ochone, aah . . . )
Now I don't know if you've tried looking at on a map,
But checking in at 5am is a load of crap,
It's packed if you try to a train or underground,
So a to the arse in the world was more than 100 pounds,

flights, cheap flights, we should have gone by sea,
There's no such fecking as a fecking flight for 50p,
(Feckity feckity feckity feckity feck, feck, (x2))

Then at last we the airport where we had to pay a fine,
The fecking feckers charged us 'cause we hadn't in online,
And finally the flight there's an extra class of tax,
'Cause the fecking fecking feckers fecking to use the jacks,

Cheap flights, cheap flights, I you must agree,
That only fecking think there's flights for 50p,
(Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse)
(Feck, shite, shite, feck, feck, shite, arse)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feck)
(Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckity Feckty Feck)

Sad
Well finally we landed and tried to up the aisle
But the steward us down to the back with never a hint of a smile
And as we heard his annoucement our gave a terrible thump
If you haven't prepaid to use the you'll have to feckin jump

Cheap flights, flights you're harking on to me
you're an eejit (idiot) if you think a fecking is 50p