Luyện nghe bài hát Channel 613, Pt. 1

I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops
Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two
I the man, yeah, I ran
To HBO and stole weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand

Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman the fifth floor
throught the window from his apartment
Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand
Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam

Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham
Took two sandmiches and Stole Grand Am
Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, looked in the view
Is an earthquake? Naw, it's Big Shirley

She came after the bucket of chicken and slaw
Cole last week and left in the back seat
I jumped out and just running until my chest hurt
Hooked up with Forest and ran to Cartoon Network

I gotta find Bubba, shut up, he been
Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs
I need Jenny, sure do 'cause right now
The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig

I goin' to jail, I ain't goin' to jail
Aw man, I ain't did nothin'
Shit man, I goin' to jail

Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats
Duck'n the from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats
Damn, here Batman in the bat mobile
on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me

But I ran fast, he grab me
I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy
I put the gun to Shag's head, said, look back
And told Scooby, Play dead and gimmie Scooby snacks

Then we drove way, reached the stop at a four way
I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day
He told me he caught and Ron Gold doin four play
Killed 'em both and throwed way the glove in an old lake

I sayin' he shoulda killed her but I understand
yo broad ridin' in yo' car with another man
You given yo diesel and she a hundred grand
Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, tell Cato to the stand

He took me to set it off with delighted bitches wit glocks
You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox
We ran in the bank, strapped A.K's
This is a raid, everybody throw lay the hay

Aight, don't mothafuckin' move
This a robbery, lay down
here, come here, come here, bitch
Put the money in the bag
You wanna die, hurry the fuck up

I stashed my half of cash in the of a stolen Ford Escort
clothes and drove to the airport
Flew to the of MTV but go figure
Besides and Ananda, I ain't see no niggas

And I stayed for three days and layed low
Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne
Rode to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and
Spend the night in the basement with the Hot and Mama Tigga

Man, she can cook, she some pig feet
Some greens, hogmog, man, anyway

I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', What the is this?
Man, get the camera out my face, he said, You've just hit
That's when I met her, I swear to God I forget her
A fine big Senorita and her name Cita

She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer skin
But hell, at her ass wasn't ashy
I took her home and loaded my hard drive
For 'bout five straight hours right her thighs