I woke up on Fox, found myself starring on Got chased by squad cars and for two blocks I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and stole lethal From Mel and Dan Glover's hand
Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the floor Climbed throught the window from his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam
Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, looked in the view Is this an Naw, it's Big Shirley
She came the bucket of chicken and clole slaw bought last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon
I gotta find Bubba, up, he been dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Legs I need Jenny, damn do 'cause right now The only thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny
I ain't goin' to jail, I goin' to jail Aw man, I ain't even did Shit man, I goin' to jail
Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats Duck'n the cops from Fox and the Swat Cats Damn, here Batman in the bat mobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four coats of tryna catch me
But I ran fast, he grab me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to head, said, Don't look back And told Scooby, Play dead and gimmie your snacks
we drove way, reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, rode the day He told me he caught Nicole and Ron doin four play Killed 'em both and throwed way the bloody glove in an old
I sayin' he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo broad ridin' in yo' car with man You given yo diesel and she a hundred grand Goin' shoppin', Cochran, tell Cato to take the stand
He me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit glocks You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox We ran in the bank, strapped A.K's This is a raid, throw lay down the hay
Aight, don't mothafuckin' move a mothafuckin' robbery, lay down Come here, come here, here, bitch Put the in the motherfukin' bag You wanna die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort Changed clothes and drove to the to the island of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas
And I for three whole days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man, she can cook, she made pig feet Some greens, hogmog, man, anyway
I up the next mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is this? Man, get the out my face, he said, You've just been hit That's when I met her, I to God I never forget her A fine big doonk and her name Cita
She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer skin But hell, at her ass wasn't ashy I took her home and down my hard drive For 'bout five straight hours between her thighs