I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's
Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the floor Climbed throught the window from his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam
Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Grand Am in a hurry, heard footsteps, looked in the rear view Is this an earthquake? Naw, Big Shirley
She came after the bucket of chicken and slaw Cole bought last and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept until my chest hurt up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network
I gotta find Bubba, shut up, he dead Big probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I Jenny, damn sure do 'cause right now The only thing that can Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I ain't goin' to jail, I goin' to jail Aw man, I ain't even did Shit man, I goin' to jail
Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Damn, here come Batman in the bat on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me
But I ran fast, he couldn't me I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and I put the gun to head, said, Don't look back And Scooby, Play dead and gimmie your Scooby snacks
Then we drove way, reached the sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, rode the day He told me he caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four Killed 'em both and way the bloody glove in an old lake
I ain't sayin' he killed her but I understand yo broad ridin' in yo' car with another man You given yo diesel and she blowin' a hundred shoppin', call Cochran, tell Cato to take the stand
He took me to set it off four delighted bitches wit glocks You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox We ran in the bank, with A.K's This is a raid, everybody throw lay the hay
Aight, don't nobody mothafuckin' This a robbery, lay down Come here, here, come here, bitch Put the money in the bag You wanna die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort clothes and drove to the airport Flew to the island of MTV but go Besides and Ananda, I ain't see no niggas
And I stayed for three days and layed low Kidnapped the of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man, she can cook, she made some pig Some greens, some hogmog, man,
I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', the fuck is this? Man, get the out my face, he said, You've just been hit That's I met her, I swear to God I never forget her A fine big Senorita and her name Cita
She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer skin But hell, at least her ass ashy I took her home and down loaded my hard For 'bout five straight hours between her thighs