Luyện nghe bài hát Channel 613, Pt. 1

I woke up on Fox, found myself starring on
Got chased by squad cars and for two blocks
I the man, yeah, I ran
To HBO and stole weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand

Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and from the fifth floor
Climbed throught the from his apartment
Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand
Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam

gimmie your bread, mayo, cheese and ham
Took two sandmiches and Stole Grand Am
Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, in the rear view
Is an earthquake? Naw, it's Big Shirley

She came after the bucket of chicken and slaw
Cole bought last and left in the back seat
I jumped out and kept running until my chest hurt
up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network

I gotta Bubba, shut up, he been dead
Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs
I need Jenny, damn sure do right now
The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig

I ain't goin' to jail, I ain't to jail
Aw man, I even did nothin'
man, I ain't goin' to jail

Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, runin' hot gats
Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Cats
Damn, come Batman in the bat mobile
Floss'n on four rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me

But I ran fast, he couldn't me
I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy
I put the gun to Shag's head, said, look back
And told Scooby, dead and gimmie your Scooby snacks

Then we drove way, reached the stop at a four way
I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day
He told me he caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four
Killed 'em both and way the bloody glove in an old lake

I ain't sayin' he shoulda her but I understand
yo broad ridin' in yo' car with another man
You yo diesel and she blowin' a hundred grand
Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, tell Cato to the stand

He took me to set it off four delighted bitches wit glocks
You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox
We ran in the bank, strapped A.K's
This is a raid, throw lay down the hay

Aight, don't nobody mothafuckin'
a mothafuckin' robbery, lay down
Come here, here, come here, bitch
Put the money in the bag
You don't wanna die, the fuck up

I stashed my half of in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort
Changed clothes and to the airport
Flew to the of MTV but go figure
Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas

And I stayed for three whole days and low
Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and the Winne Bago
to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga
Spend the night in the basement with the Hot Boys and Tigga

Man, she can cook, she some pig feet
Some greens, hogmog, man, anyway

I woke up the mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is this?
Man, get the camera out my face, he said, You've just hit
That's I met her, I swear to God I never forget her
A big doonk Senorita and her name Cita

She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer generated
But hell, at least her ass wasn't
I her home and down loaded my hard drive
For 'bout five hours right between her thighs