I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops Got by squad cars and cameras for two blocks I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's
Ran to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the fifth floor Climbed throught the window from his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam
gimmie your bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Am Left in a hurry, footsteps, looked in the rear view Is this an earthquake? Naw, it's Big
She came the bucket of chicken and clole slaw bought last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running until my hurt Hooked up with Gump and ran to Cartoon Network
I find Bubba, shut up, he been dead Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do 'cause now The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig
I ain't goin' to jail, I goin' to jail Aw man, I ain't did nothin' man, I ain't goin' to jail
Now, I'm a fugitive, runin' with hot gats Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Damn, come Batman in the bat mobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna me
But I ran fast, he grab me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head, said, Don't back And told Scooby, Play and gimmie your Scooby snacks
we drove way, reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, rode the day He told me he Nicole and Ron Gold doin four play Killed 'em and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake
I ain't sayin' he shoulda her but I understand yo broad ridin' in yo' car with another man You given yo diesel and she a hundred grand Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, Cato to take the stand
He took me to set it off four delighted bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox We ran in the bank, with A.K's This is a raid, everybody lay down the hay
Aight, don't mothafuckin' move a mothafuckin' robbery, lay down Come here, come here, here, bitch Put the in the motherfukin' bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Changed clothes and to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas
And I stayed for three days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and the Winne Bago to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement with the Hot and Mama Tigga
Man, she can cook, she some pig feet greens, some hogmog, man, anyway
I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is Man, get the camera out my face, he said, just been hit That's when I met her, I swear to God I forget her A fine big doonk Senorita and her Cita
She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer generated But hell, at least her ass ashy I took her home and loaded my hard drive For 'bout five hours right between her thighs