I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops Got chased by squad cars and for two blocks I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan hand
Ran back to Fox, Martin, me and Bruhman from the fifth floor Climbed the window from his apartment Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam
Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham Took two sandmiches and Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, looked in the rear Is this an earthquake? Naw, Big Shirley
She came after the bucket of chicken and slaw Cole bought last week and left in the seat I jumped out and kept running until my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon
I gotta find Bubba, shut up, he been Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do right now The only thing that can Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I ain't to jail, I ain't goin' to jail Aw man, I ain't did nothin' Shit man, I ain't goin' to
Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, runin' hot gats Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Damn, here Batman in the bat mobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal catch me
But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and I put the gun to Shag's head, said, look back And told Scooby, Play dead and gimmie your snacks
Then we drove way, reached the stop at a four way I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day He told me he caught Nicole and Ron doin four play 'em both and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake
I ain't he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo broad ridin' in yo' car with man You given yo diesel and she blowin' a hundred Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, Cato to take the stand
He took me to set it off with four delighted wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox We ran in the bank, with A.K's is a raid, everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight, nobody mothafuckin' move This a mothafuckin' robbery, lay Come here, come here, here, bitch Put the in the motherfukin' bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Changed clothes and to the airport to the island of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas
And I stayed for three whole and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man, she can cook, she made pig feet Some greens, some hogmog, man,
I woke up the mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is this? Man, get the out my face, he said, You've just been hit That's I met her, I swear to God I never forget her A fine big doonk Senorita and her name
She was jazzy, yeah, she had generated skin But hell, at least her ass wasn't I took her home and down loaded my drive For five straight hours right between her thighs