I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand
Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman the fifth floor Climbed throught the window from his Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam
Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Am Left in a hurry, footsteps, looked in the rear view Is this an earthquake? Naw, Big Shirley
She came after the bucket of and clole slaw bought last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just running until my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest and ran to Cartoon Network
I find Bubba, shut up, he been dead Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I Jenny, damn sure do 'cause right now The only that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I ain't goin' to jail, I ain't to jail Aw man, I ain't even did man, I ain't goin' to jail
Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, runin' hot gats Duck'n the from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here come in the bat mobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four of steal tryna catch me
But I ran fast, he couldn't me I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and I put the gun to head, said, Don't look back And Scooby, Play dead and gimmie your Scooby snacks
we drove way, reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, rode the day He told me he caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four Killed 'em both and throwed way the bloody in an old lake
I ain't sayin' he killed her but I understand yo broad ridin' in yo' car with another man You given yo and she blowin' a hundred grand Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, Cato to take the stand
He took me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox We ran in the bank, with A.K's This is a raid, everybody lay down the hay
Aight, don't mothafuckin' move a mothafuckin' robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come here, Put the money in the bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a Ford Escort Changed and drove to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I ain't see no
And I stayed for whole days and layed low the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement with the Hot and Mama Tigga
Man, she can cook, she some pig feet greens, some hogmog, man, anyway
I up the next mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is this? Man, get the out my face, he said, You've just been hit That's when I met her, I to God I never forget her A fine big Senorita and her name Cita
She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer generated But hell, at her ass wasn't ashy I took her home and down loaded my hard For 'bout five straight hours between her thighs