Luyện nghe bài hát Channel 613, Pt. 1

I woke up on Fox, found myself starring on
Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two
I the man, yeah, I ran
To HBO and stole weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand

Ran to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the fifth floor
Climbed throught the window his apartment
Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand
Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam

gimmie your bread, mayo, cheese and ham
Took two and Stole Cole's Grand Am
Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, looked in the view
Is an earthquake? Naw, it's Big Shirley

She came after the bucket of chicken and slaw
Cole bought week and left in the back seat
I jumped out and just kept running until my hurt
Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Network

I find Bubba, shut up, he been dead
Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's
I need Jenny, damn do 'cause right now
The thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig

I ain't goin' to jail, I goin' to jail
Aw man, I ain't even did
man, I ain't goin' to jail

Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats
Duck'n the cops Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats
Damn, here come Batman in the bat
Floss'n on four vowed rims, four coats of steal tryna catch me

But I ran fast, he grab me
I jumped in the green van wit and Shaggy
I put the gun to Shag's head, said, Don't look
And told Scooby, Play dead and gimmie your snacks

Then we way, reached the stop sign at a four way
I hopped out and rode O.J, rode the whole day
He told me he caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four
Killed 'em both and throwed way the bloody glove in an old

I ain't sayin' he killed her but I understand
Picture yo broad in yo' car with another man
You given yo diesel and she blowin' a grand
Goin' shoppin', Cochran, tell Cato to take the stand

He took me to set it off four delighted bitches wit glocks
You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox
We ran in the bank, with A.K's
This is a raid, everybody throw lay the hay

Aight, don't nobody move
This a robbery, lay down
Come here, come here, here, bitch
Put the in the motherfukin' bag
You don't wanna die, the fuck up

I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Escort
Changed clothes and to the airport
to the island of MTV but go figure
Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas

And I stayed for three days and layed low
Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and the Winne Bago
Rode to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and
Spend the night in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama

Man, she can cook, she made pig feet
greens, some hogmog, man, anyway

I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is
Man, get the camera out my face, he said, You've been hit
That's I met her, I swear to God I never forget her
A fine big doonk Senorita and her name

She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer skin
But hell, at least her ass ashy
I took her home and down my hard drive
For 'bout five straight hours between her thighs