I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops Got by squad cars and cameras for two blocks I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's
Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman the fifth floor throught the window from his apartment Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam
Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Am Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, looked in the rear Is this an earthquake? Naw, Big Shirley
She came after the bucket of chicken and clole Cole bought week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept until my chest hurt up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network
I gotta find Bubba, shut up, he dead Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, sure do 'cause right now The only thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Craig
I ain't goin' to jail, I ain't to jail Aw man, I ain't did nothin' Shit man, I goin' to jail
Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, come Batman in the bat mobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, four coats of steal tryna catch me
But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the green van wit and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head, said, look back And told Scooby, Play and gimmie your Scooby snacks
Then we drove way, reached the sign at a four way I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day He told me he caught Nicole and Ron doin four play Killed 'em and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake
I ain't sayin' he killed her but I understand Picture yo broad ridin' in yo' car with man You given yo diesel and she a hundred grand Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, tell Cato to take the
He took me to set it off with four bitches wit glocks You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox We ran in the bank, with A.K's is a raid, everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight, don't mothafuckin' move This a mothafuckin' robbery, lay Come here, come here, here, bitch Put the in the motherfukin' bag You don't wanna die, the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Escort clothes and drove to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Tyrese and Ananda, I ain't see no niggas
And I for three whole days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Bago Rode to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and Spend the night in the with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man, she can cook, she made pig feet greens, some hogmog, man, anyway
I woke up the mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is this? Man, get the camera out my face, he said, You've been hit That's when I met her, I swear to God I never her A fine big doonk Senorita and her name
She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer skin But hell, at least her ass ashy I her home and down loaded my hard drive For five straight hours right between her thighs