I woke up on Fox, found starring on Cops Got by squad cars and cameras for two blocks I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and stole lethal From Mel and Dan Glover's hand
Ran to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the fifth floor throught the window from his apartment Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam
Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, in the rear view Is this an Naw, it's Big Shirley
She came after the of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought last week and left in the seat I jumped out and just running until my chest hurt up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network
I gotta find Bubba, shut up, he dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Dan's Legs I Jenny, damn sure do 'cause right now The thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I ain't to jail, I ain't goin' to jail Aw man, I ain't even did Shit man, I goin' to jail
Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats Duck'n the cops Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here come Batman in the bat Floss'n on vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me
But I ran fast, he couldn't me I jumped in the green van wit and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head, said, look back And Scooby, Play dead and gimmie your Scooby snacks
Then we drove way, reached the stop at a four way I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day He told me he caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four Killed 'em both and throwed way the bloody in an old lake
I ain't sayin' he shoulda killed her but I Picture yo ridin' in yo' car with another man You given yo diesel and she blowin' a hundred Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, tell Cato to take the
He took me to set it off with four bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox We ran in the bank, with A.K's This is a raid, everybody throw lay the hay
Aight, don't nobody move a mothafuckin' robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come here, Put the money in the bag You don't die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the of a stolen Ford Escort clothes and drove to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I ain't see no
And I stayed for three whole days and low the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama
Man, she can cook, she made some pig Some greens, some hogmog, man,
I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', the fuck is this? Man, get the camera out my face, he said, You've been hit That's when I met her, I to God I never forget her A fine big Senorita and her name Cita
She was jazzy, yeah, she had generated skin But hell, at least her ass wasn't I took her home and down loaded my drive For 'bout five straight hours right between her