Luyện nghe bài hát Channel 613, Pt. 1

I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops
Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks
I the man, yeah, I ran
To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's

Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the floor
Climbed the window from his apartment
Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each
Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam

Told'em your bread, mayo, cheese and ham
Took two sandmiches and Cole's Grand Am
Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, looked in the rear
Is this an earthquake? Naw, Big Shirley

She came after the bucket of and clole slaw
Cole bought last week and left in the seat
I jumped out and just running until my chest hurt
Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon

I gotta find Bubba, shut up, he dead
Big Shirley probably ate him and Dan's Legs
I Jenny, damn sure do 'cause right now
The only thing that can Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig

I ain't goin' to jail, I ain't to jail
Aw man, I ain't even did
Shit man, I goin' to jail

Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats
Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Swat
Damn, here come in the bat mobile
Floss'n on four rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me

But I ran fast, he couldn't me
I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and
I put the gun to head, said, Don't look back
And told Scooby, Play and gimmie your Scooby snacks

Then we drove way, reached the stop at a four way
I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day
He told me he caught Nicole and Ron doin four play
Killed 'em both and throwed way the glove in an old lake

I ain't sayin' he shoulda killed her but I
Picture yo broad ridin' in yo' car another man
You given yo and she blowin' a hundred grand
shoppin', call Cochran, tell Cato to take the stand

He took me to set it off with delighted bitches wit glocks
You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox
We ran in the bank, with A.K's
This is a raid, everybody lay down the hay

Aight, don't mothafuckin' move
This a robbery, lay down
Come here, come here, here, bitch
Put the in the motherfukin' bag
You don't wanna die, the fuck up

I stashed my half of cash in the of a stolen Ford Escort
clothes and drove to the airport
Flew to the of MTV but go figure
Tyrese and Ananda, I ain't see no niggas

And I stayed for three whole days and low
Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and the Winne Bago
Rode to Rap bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga
Spend the night in the with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga

Man, she can cook, she made some pig
greens, some hogmog, man, anyway

I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', the fuck is this?
Man, get the out my face, he said, You've just been hit
when I met her, I swear to God I never forget her
A fine big Senorita and her name Cita

She was jazzy, yeah, she had generated skin
But hell, at least her ass ashy
I took her home and down loaded my drive
For 'bout five hours right between her thighs