I up on Fox, found myself starring on Cops Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two I the man, yeah, I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons Mel and Dan Glover's hand
Ran back to Fox, found Martin, me and Bruhman from the fifth Climbed throught the window his apartment Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam
gimmie your bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Am Left in a hurry, heard footsteps, in the rear view Is this an earthquake? Naw, it's Big
She came the bucket of chicken and clole slaw bought last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running until my chest Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Network
I gotta Bubba, shut up, he been dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do 'cause now The only thing that can Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I goin' to jail, I ain't goin' to jail Aw man, I ain't even did Shit man, I goin' to jail
Now, I'm a wanted fugitive, runin' with hot Duck'n the cops from Fox and the Swat Cats Damn, here Batman in the bat mobile Floss'n on four rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me
But I ran fast, he couldn't me I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and I put the gun to Shag's head, said, Don't back And told Scooby, Play dead and gimmie your Scooby
Then we drove way, the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and with O.J, rode the whole day He told me he caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four Killed 'em both and way the bloody glove in an old lake
I sayin' he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo broad in yo' car with another man You given yo diesel and she a hundred grand Goin' shoppin', call Cochran, tell Cato to the stand
He took me to set it off with four delighted wit glocks You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox We ran in the bank, with A.K's This is a raid, throw lay down the hay
Aight, don't nobody move This a mothafuckin' robbery, lay Come here, come here, come here, Put the money in the bag You wanna die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Escort Changed and drove to the airport Flew to the island of MTV but go Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I ain't see no
And I stayed for three whole and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Bago to Rap City bumpin', U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man, she can cook, she some pig feet Some greens, some hogmog, man,
I woke up the next mornin', yawnin', What the fuck is Man, get the out my face, he said, You've just been hit That's when I met her, I swear to God I forget her A fine big Senorita and her name Cita
She was jazzy, yeah, she had computer skin But hell, at least her ass ashy I her home and down loaded my hard drive For 'bout straight hours right between her thighs