I woke up on Fox found myself starring on Got chased by squad and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran to Fox found Martin Me and Bruhman the fifth floor Climbed throught the From his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em your bread, mayo, cheese and ham two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, in the rearview Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She after the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept until my chest hurt up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he dead Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do cause now The thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I goin to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I aint even did Shit man I aint goin to
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin hot gats Duck'n the cops Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here come Batman in the Floss'n on four vowed rims, four coats of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the green van wit and Shaggy I put the gun to head said don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and your Scooby snacks Then we drove way reached the sign at a four way I hopped out and with O.J, rode the whole day He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin play Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody glove in an old I aint sayin he shoulda killed her but I Picture yo broad riden in yo car another man You given yo deisel and she blowin a grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to the stand He took me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox Went in the strapped with A.K's This is a raid throw lay down the hay
Aight don't nobody move a mothafuckin robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come bitch Put the money in the bag You don't wanna die, the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Changed clothes and drove to the Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I aint see no And I stayed for three days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made pig feet, some greens, some hogmog Man
Woke up the next yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said you've just hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I never her A fine big doonk and her name Cita She was jazzy yea she had generated skin But at least her ass wasn't ashy I took her home and down loaded my drive For bout five straight hours right between her