I woke up on Fox found starring on Cops Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran to Fox found Martin Me and Bruhman the fifth floor Climbed the window From his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham Took two and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a heard footsteps, looked in the rearview Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She came after the of chicken and clole slaw Cole last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running until my chest up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he been Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn do cause right now The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig
I goin to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I aint even did Shit man I aint to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats Duck'n the cops Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here come in the batmobile on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he couldn't me I jumped in the green van wit and Shaggy I put the gun to head said don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and gimmie your snacks Then we drove way reached the sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, rode the day He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold four play Killed'em and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake I sayin he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo riden in yo car with another man You given yo deisel and she blowin a grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran Cato to take the stand He took me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the bank strapped A.K's This is a everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight nobody mothafuckin move This a robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come here Put the money in the bag You wanna die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Escort Changed clothes and to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas And I stayed for whole days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Rules and stole the Winne Bago to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement with the Hot Boys and Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, some Man
Woke up the mornin yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the out my face, he said you've just been hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I never her A fine big doonk senorita and her name She was yea she had computer generated skin But at least her ass wasn't ashy I took her and down loaded my hard drive For five straight hours right between her thighs