I woke up on Fox found myself starring on Got chased by squad and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Me and Bruhman the fifth floor Climbed throught the his apartment Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam Told'em your bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, looked in the Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She came the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought last week and left in the seat I jumped out and just kept running until my hurt Hooked up with Forest and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he been Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I Jenny, damn sure do cause right now The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig
I aint to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I even did nothin man I aint goin to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Cats Damn, here Batman in the batmobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he couldn't me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head said don't look And told Scooby, play and gimmie your Scooby snacks Then we drove way reached the sign at a four way I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day He told me caught Nicole and Ron doin four play Killed'em both and way the bloody glove in an old lake I aint sayin he shoulda her but I understand Picture yo broad in yo car with another man You yo deisel and she blowin a hudred grand shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to take the stand He took me to set it off with four bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the bank with A.K's This is a everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight don't nobody mothafuckin This a mothafuckin robbery, lay Come here, here, come here bitch Put the in the motherfukin bag You wanna die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Escort Changed clothes and to the airport Flew to the island of MTV but go Tyrese and Ananda, I aint see no niggas And I for three whole days and layed low Kidnapped the of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin U.G.K and Jigga Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, hogmog Man
Woke up the next mornin yawnin the fuck is this? Man get the out my face, he said you've just been hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I forget her A fine big doonk senorita and her Cita She was jazzy yea she had generated skin But hell at least her ass ashy I took her and down loaded my hard drive For bout five hours right between her thighs