I woke up on Fox myself starring on Cops Got chased by squad cars and for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran to Fox found Martin Me and Bruhman from the fifth Climbed the window his apartment Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in hand Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam Told'em your bread, mayo, cheese and ham two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, looked in the Is this an earthquake? Naw its Big She came after the bucket of and clole slaw bought last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running my chest hurt Hooked up Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he been Big Shirley probably ate him and Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do right now The only thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Craig
I aint goin to jail, I aint goin to Aw man I aint did nothin Shit man I aint to jail
Now I'm a fugitive, runin with hot gats Duck'n the from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here come in the batmobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he grab me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head said don't back And told Scooby, play and gimmie your Scooby snacks Then we way reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin play Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody in an old lake I sayin he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo riden in yo car with another man You given yo deisel and she blowin a hudred Goin shoppin, call Cochran Cato to take the stand He took me to set it off with four delighted wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the bank strapped A.K's This is a everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight don't mothafuckin move This a robbery, lay down Come here, here, come here bitch Put the in the motherfukin bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I stashed my of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort clothes and drove to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Tyrese and Ananda, I aint see no niggas And I stayed for three whole and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Bago Rode to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, greens, some hogmog Man
Woke up the next mornin yawnin what the is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said just been hit when I met her, I swear to god I never forget her A big doonk senorita and her name Cita She was jazzy yea she had computer generated But hell at least her ass wasn't I her home and down loaded my hard drive For bout five hours right between her thighs