I woke up on Fox found starring on Cops Got chased by squad and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox Martin Me and Bruhman the fifth floor Climbed the window From his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a heard footsteps, looked in the rearview Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She came the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought last week and left in the back I jumped out and kept running until my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he dead Big probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do cause now The only thing can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I aint goin to jail, I aint to jail Aw man I even did nothin Shit man I goin to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, with hot gats Duck'n the from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, come Batman in the batmobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he couldn't me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and your Scooby snacks we drove way reached the stop sign at a four way I out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold four play Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody in an old lake I aint sayin he killed her but I understand Picture yo riden in yo car with another man You given yo deisel and she a hudred grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to the stand He took me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the strapped with A.K's is a raid everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight don't nobody mothafuckin This a mothafuckin robbery, lay Come here, here, come here bitch Put the money in the bag You don't die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Escort Changed clothes and to the airport Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas And I stayed for whole days and layed low Kidnapped the of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Jigga Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, some Man
up the next mornin yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said you've been hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I forget her A fine big doonk and her name Cita She was jazzy yea she had computer generated But hell at least her ass wasn't I her home and down loaded my hard drive For bout five hours right between her thighs