I woke up on Fox myself starring on Cops Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Me and Bruhman from the fifth Climbed the window his apartment Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, in the rearview Is this an earthquake? Naw its Big She came after the bucket of and clole slaw Cole bought last week and left in the back I jumped out and just running until my chest hurt Hooked up Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, shut up he dead Big probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do cause now The only thing that can Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I aint goin to jail, I aint to jail Aw man I aint even did Shit man I goin to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin with hot Duck'n the from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here Batman in the batmobile Floss'n on four rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he couldn't me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head said don't back And told Scooby, dead and gimmie your Scooby snacks we drove way reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day He told me caught and Ron Gold doin four play Killed'em and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake I sayin he shoulda killed her but I understand yo broad riden in yo car with another man You given yo deisel and she a hudred grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to take the He took me to set it off with four delighted bitches wit You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox Went in the bank strapped A.K's This is a raid throw lay down the hay
Aight don't mothafuckin move This a robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come bitch Put the in the motherfukin bag You don't die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort Changed clothes and to the airport to the island of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I aint see no And I stayed for three whole and layed low the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, hogmog Man
up the next mornin yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said just been hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I never her A fine big doonk and her name Cita She was jazzy yea she had computer skin But hell at least her ass wasn't I took her home and down my hard drive For bout five straight right between her thighs