I woke up on Fox found myself on Cops Got chased by squad and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's Ran back to Fox found Me and from the fifth floor throught the window From his Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em your bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Grand Am Left in a hurry footsteps, looked in the rearview Is this an Naw its Big Shirley She came the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought last and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running until my chest Hooked up with Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta find Bubba, up he been dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do cause now The only thing that can stop Big is Jenny Craig
I goin to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I aint did nothin Shit man I aint to jail
Now I'm a fugitive, runin with hot gats Duck'n the from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here Batman in the batmobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the green van wit and Shaggy I put the gun to head said don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and gimmie Scooby snacks we drove way reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and with O.J, rode the whole day He told me Nicole and Ron Gold doin four play Killed'em and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake I aint he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo broad in yo car with another man You given yo and she blowin a hudred grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell to take the stand He took me to set it off with four bitches wit glocks You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox Went in the bank strapped A.K's is a raid everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight nobody mothafuckin move This a robbery, lay down Come here, here, come here bitch Put the in the motherfukin bag You don't wanna die, the fuck up
I stashed my half of in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort Changed clothes and drove to the Flew to the of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I aint see no And I stayed for three whole days and low Kidnapped the cast of Road and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin U.G.K and Jigga Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, greens, some hogmog Man
Woke up the next yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said you've just hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I forget her A fine big doonk and her name Cita She was yea she had computer generated skin But hell at least her ass wasn't I took her and down loaded my hard drive For bout five straight hours right her thighs