I woke up on Fox found starring on Cops Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Me and Bruhman from the fifth throught the window From his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, looked in the Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She after the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole bought last and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Network I gotta find Bubba, up he been dead Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do cause now The thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I goin to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I aint did nothin man I aint goin to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin with hot Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Cats Damn, here Batman in the batmobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four coats of tryna catch me But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and I put the gun to Shag's head said don't back And told Scooby, play dead and your Scooby snacks Then we way reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody in an old lake I aint he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo riden in yo car with another man You given yo deisel and she blowin a hudred Goin shoppin, call tell Cato to take the stand He took me to set it off with delighted bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the bank strapped A.K's This is a raid everybody throw lay the hay
don't nobody mothafuckin move This a robbery, lay down Come here, here, come here bitch Put the money in the bag You don't wanna die, the fuck up
I stashed my of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort Changed clothes and to the airport to the island of MTV but go figure Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I aint see no And I stayed for whole days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Bago Rode to Rap City U.G.K and Jigga Spend the in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, some Man
Woke up the next mornin yawnin the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said just been hit when I met her, I swear to god I never forget her A fine big doonk and her name Cita She was jazzy yea she had computer skin But at least her ass wasn't ashy I took her home and loaded my hard drive For bout straight hours right between her thighs