I woke up on Fox myself starring on Cops Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox Martin Me and Bruhman from the fifth Climbed throught the From his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Grand Am Left in a heard footsteps, looked in the rearview Is this an earthquake? Naw its Big She came after the bucket of and clole slaw Cole bought week and left in the back seat I jumped out and kept running until my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Network I gotta Bubba, shut up he been dead Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn do cause right now The only thing that can Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I goin to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I aint even did Shit man I aint to jail
Now I'm a fugitive, runin with hot gats the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here Batman in the batmobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he couldn't me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head said look back And told Scooby, play and gimmie your Scooby snacks we drove way reached the stop sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin play Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody glove in an old I aint he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo riden in yo car with another man You given yo and she blowin a hudred grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to the stand He took me to set it off with four bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox Went in the bank strapped A.K's This is a raid throw lay down the hay
don't nobody mothafuckin move This a mothafuckin robbery, lay Come here, come here, come bitch Put the in the motherfukin bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Changed and drove to the airport Flew to the island of MTV but go Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas And I stayed for whole days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Spend the night in the basement the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, some Man
Woke up the next mornin yawnin what the fuck is Man get the camera out my face, he said just been hit That's when I met her, I swear to god I never her A fine big senorita and her name Cita She was yea she had computer generated skin But at least her ass wasn't ashy I took her home and down loaded my hard For bout straight hours right between her thighs