I woke up on Fox found myself starring on Got by squad cars and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal weapons Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Me and from the fifth floor Climbed throught the From his Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in hand Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Grand Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, in the rearview Is this an earthquake? Naw its Big She came after the bucket of and clole slaw Cole bought last and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running my chest hurt up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I find Bubba, shut up he been dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn sure do right now The only thing can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I aint to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I aint even did man I aint goin to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin hot gats Duck'n the cops Fox and the fuck'n Swat Cats Damn, here come Batman in the Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he grab me I jumped in the van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and your Scooby snacks Then we drove way reached the sign at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody in an old lake I aint he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo broad in yo car with another man You given yo deisel and she blowin a hudred Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell to take the stand He took me to set it off with delighted bitches wit glocks You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox in the bank strapped with A.K's This is a everybody throw lay down the hay
Aight nobody mothafuckin move This a mothafuckin robbery, lay Come here, come here, come bitch Put the money in the bag You wanna die, hurry the fuck up
I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Changed clothes and drove to the to the island of MTV but go figure Besides and Ananda, I aint see no niggas And I stayed for three days and layed low Kidnapped the cast of Road and stole the Winne Bago to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, some Man
up the next mornin yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said just been hit That's I met her, I swear to god I never forget her A big doonk senorita and her name Cita She was jazzy yea she had computer generated But hell at her ass wasn't ashy I took her home and down loaded my drive For bout five straight hours right between her