I up on Fox found myself starring on Cops Got chased by cars and cameras for two blocks I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox Martin Me and Bruhman the fifth floor Climbed the window From his Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam Told'em gimmie bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two sandmiches and Stole Grand Am Left in a hurry heard footsteps, in the rearview Is an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley She came after the bucket of chicken and slaw Cole last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and kept running until my chest hurt Hooked up with Forest and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta Bubba, shut up he been dead Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's I need Jenny, damn do cause right now The only thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Craig
I aint goin to jail, I aint to jail Aw man I aint did nothin Shit man I aint to jail
Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin with hot Duck'n the cops from Fox and the Swat Cats Damn, here Batman in the batmobile Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna me But I ran fast, he grab me I in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to Shag's head said look back And told Scooby, play and gimmie your Scooby snacks Then we drove way reached the stop at a four way I hopped out and rode with O.J, the whole day He told me Nicole and Ron Gold doin four play Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody in an old lake I aint he shoulda killed her but I understand Picture yo riden in yo car with another man You yo deisel and she blowin a hudred grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell to take the stand He took me to set it off with four delighted wit glocks You Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox Went in the strapped with A.K's This is a raid everybody lay down the hay
Aight don't nobody mothafuckin This a robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come here Put the in the motherfukin bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I stashed my of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort Changed and drove to the airport Flew to the island of MTV but go Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I see no niggas And I stayed for three whole days and low the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap City U.G.K and Jigga Spend the night in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama
Man she can She made some pig feet, some greens, some Man
up the next mornin yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said you've just hit That's I met her, I swear to god I never forget her A fine big doonk senorita and her name She was jazzy yea she had computer generated But at least her ass wasn't ashy I took her home and loaded my hard drive For bout straight hours right between her thighs