I woke up on Fox found myself starring on Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two I the man yea I ran To HBO and stole lethal From Mel and Dan Glover's hand Ran back to Fox found Me and Bruhman from the floor throught the window From his Ran up on'em, had a on gat in each hand Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, and Pam gimmie your bread, mayo, cheese and ham Took two and Stole Cole's Grand Am Left in a heard footsteps, looked in the rearview Is this an Naw its Big Shirley She came the bucket of chicken and clole slaw Cole last week and left in the back seat I jumped out and just kept running my chest hurt Hooked up Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network I gotta Bubba, shut up he been dead Big Shirley ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs I need Jenny, damn do cause right now The only thing can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig
I goin to jail, I aint goin to jail Aw man I aint even did Shit man I aint goin to
Now I'm a fugitive, runin with hot gats Duck'n the cops from Fox and the fuck'n Swat Damn, here come Batman in the Floss'n on four rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me But I ran fast, he couldn't me I jumped in the van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy I put the gun to head said don't look back And told Scooby, play dead and gimmie your snacks Then we drove way reached the sign at a four way I hopped out and rode O.J, rode the whole day He told me caught and Ron Gold doin four play both and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake I aint sayin he killed her but I understand Picture yo broad in yo car with another man You yo deisel and she blowin a hudred grand Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to the stand He took me to set it off with four bitches wit glocks You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Fox in the bank strapped with A.K's This is a raid everybody lay down the hay
Aight don't nobody move a mothafuckin robbery, lay down Come here, come here, come bitch Put the in the motherfukin bag You don't wanna die, hurry the up
I stashed my of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort Changed and drove to the airport Flew to the island of MTV but go Besides and Ananda, I aint see no niggas And I for three whole days and layed low Kidnapped the of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago Rode to Rap bumpin U.G.K and Jigga the night in the basement with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga
Man she can She made pig feet, some greens, some hogmog Man
Woke up the next yawnin what the fuck is this? Man get the camera out my face, he said just been hit That's I met her, I swear to god I never forget her A fine big senorita and her name Cita She was jazzy yea she had generated skin But hell at least her ass wasn't I took her and down loaded my hard drive For bout five straight right between her thighs