Bruce

KIDS

I can see that a slice
Or even two, Bruce,
Might have been nice
But even you, Bruce,
Have to admit
Between you and it
There's not a lot of difference in size.

He can't! He can! Bruce!
He surely can't! He surely can't!
you are the man, Bruce!
he might explode! He's quite elastic.
he's going to blow! Make him stop!
he's fantastic! Look at him go!
I can't watch!

I think in effect
This must confirm, Bruce,
What we all suspected -
You have a worm, Bruce,
Or maybe your largeness
Is a bit like a Tardis:
Considerably roomier inside.

He can't! He can! Bruce!
He surely can't! He surely can!
You are the man, Bruce!
B-R-O-O-C-E

Bruce,
The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use.
You produce, Bruce,
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice! Oh ...
Eat it up! Lick it up! Suck it up!
Whatever you do, don't chuck it up and muck it up!
Come on Bruce, be our hero,
Cover yourself in Chocolate Glory!

Bruce!
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose,
She'll call a truce, Bruce
With every swallow you are
Tightening the noose.
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true:
We can have our cake and eat it tooce.

The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use,
No excuse, Bruce,
Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose.
Ohhh stuff it in!
You're almost finished!
You'll fit it in!
Whatever you do just don't give in!
Don't let her win!
Come on Bruce, be our hero,
Cover yourself in chocolate glory.

MATILDA
Go on Bruce. Do it!

KIDS
ohhhhhhh Bruce!
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense carboose,
She'll call a truce, Bruce.
Just one more bite and you'll have
Completely cooked her goose.
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true:
We can have our cake and eat it ...
ahh ahh ahh ahh ...

MISS HONEY
Go on Brucey!